Daffynitions

[cacturnerules]

I remember reading about this in a magazine or something. I think Boy's Life. Anyway, what you do is create a funny definition for something. Here's how it's done:

Waterproof sunscreen- for when it's sunny while it's raining

:P


Saw that on Daddy Day Camp yesterday.

[MagmarFire]

To Forum Games we go! *yoink*

[Pyrgusfinn]

natural hair restoration- making people who are hairy everywhere but their head, become bald everywhere but their head.

[Pale Dim]

demoe-cratic: The George Bushian term for too liberal.

[MagmarFire]

Zelda: An explanation as to why many men in their forties don't have children.


I just had to use that one. I stole it, but it was totally worth it. :P

[Pale Dim]

Wall of flame: The term used for when scientific research on dangerous chemicals goes totally wrong.

[Carpet Merchant]

Sarchasm: The gap between the author of a witty comment, and the recipient who doesn't get it.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Parkway: somewhere you drive on.

[Pyrgusfinn]

Parkway: somewhere you drive on.

driveway:  somewhere you park on.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Sea cucumber: A nasty tasting undersea creature.

[Uximadesk]

BS: Biased Statement