ABDULLA HASSAN CHARITY ASSISTANCE

[Twilight Wolf]

I need your assistance as Representative to receive a deposited $18 Million with a finance company & dispatch it to homes you will get 20% of the total await your reply for further details. Thanks.



- ABDULLA HASSAN CHARITY ASSISTANCE.

[Pyrgusfinn]

oh my. haha

[Twilight Wolf]

There seem to be a bajillion of those in my spam folder.

Here's another:

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY,
THE HONORABLE, GOVERNOR OF CBN.
ELIZABETH SQUARE, LAGOS- NIGERIA.
Email: (transferdept_2009@yahoo.com.hk )

Date: 29th Decemeber 2008.
Our Ref: CBN/OHG/OXD1/2008.
Your Ref:
TELEX: CENBANK.
PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/08.
ATTN: Dear Beneficiary,
PAYMENT NOTICE OF YOUR FUNDS.

May you remain favoured.
This letter will definitely be amazing to you because of its realistic value.
Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of Inheritance Payment
transaction with some Nigerian Officials some while ago.

Without taking much of your time, I am (Dr. Ramsey Goodman.) the rightful Director of the
International Remittance Department of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and I am also the
Executive Chairman of "E.C.D.R".

Presently, we are being paid by the American government in other to avert Scam and also to
avert beneficiary funds delays here in Nigeria, So far,we have succeeded in Settling the
likes of (Mrs. Daisy Fox, Mr. Edward Smyth etc).

Your Funds were returned to the Federal Government Treasury some while ago because you did
not finalize your claim for it.

A week ago, the Presidency and The Federal Executive Council collectively agreed to release
the sum of US$100,000,000.00 to you but to our surprise you sent down your representatives (
Mr. Tim Parker and Mr. Rowland Gulf ) from Canada to collect this Funds on your behalf, this
morning.

Since you sent your representatives to us, kindly give us the authority to transfer your
Funds to them,because they have provided us with their own Bank Account in Singapore and as
soon as we here from you,
we shall proceed with the tranfer.For further clearification/investigation kindly send the
below informations to us immediately:

1.Your Full Name and residential address.
2.Mobile or Telephone Number and Fax Number (for regular official contact).
3.Amount which you lost previously.
4.Occupation.

These above-mentioned information will officially enable us to carry out our verification
processes and after that your settlement Funds will be Paid to you accordingly.

Your immediate compliance to this will expedite actions on your Payment because here in this
office, we have alot of listed victims to be settled.

We await your immediate response via our private email.

OFFICIALLY SIGNED.
DR. Ramsey Goodman.
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR INT'L REMIT. DEPT.
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
REPLY TO(transferdept_2009@yahoo.com.hk )

[Hi no Seijin]

sign me up

I don't get these kind of e-mails with my hotmail account.

[Pyrgusfinn]

I get those all the time.  haha.
one time I replyd to one of them and royally reamed them.
They responded with something along the lines of being incredibly sorry, etc.  it was kind of annoying.

[Twilight Wolf]

I just delete them. Plain and simple.

You know, I don't even know why I posted this topic...

[Pyrgusfinn]

usually I delete them, but I was having a bad day so I decided to yell at random people haha.

[Keaton]

DIRKA DIRKA MOHAMMAD ALLAH AKBAR MOHAMMAD JIHAD

[The Glamour Nazi]

JIHAD!

Darn you have it..

Koran?

[DW]

--Am Interested in You--

Hello  Dear,
Am juliet,a tall good looking young girl,so lovely
and caring with good understanding.fair in complexion,care with good
sharing,honesty.I saw your profile at(coolsites.top-site-list.com) which interested me much and i decided to contact you.I really want to have a good friendship with you
even if you have married we can be friend ok ,i have a reason of
selecting you as my friend,pls if you wish to know more.Pls contact me
through this my id  We need to talk and
know ourself more and equally share pictures to each other.hope to hear
from you.

Bye with a warmly
huggs.

juliet

[darkphantomime]

Man, I never get these kinds of emails. All I get is porn stuff. ugh...

[Rev Rabies]

i already gave the prince of nigeria my money, he as promised returned it tenfold ^_^

[Twilight Wolf]

--Am Interested in You--

Hello  Dear,
Am juliet,a tall good looking young girl,so lovely
and caring with good understanding.fair in complexion,care with good
sharing,honesty.I saw your profile at(coolsites.top-site-list.com) which interested me much and i decided to contact you.I really want to have a good friendship with you
even if you have married we can be friend ok ,i have a reason of
selecting you as my friend,pls if you wish to know more.Pls contact me
through this my id  We need to talk and
know ourself more and equally share pictures to each other.hope to hear
from you.

Bye with a warmly
huggs.

juliet

Is that real, or did you write it yourself?

Either way it really struck me as funny.

[DW]

That's one of the things that was sent to me, yes.

[MagmarFire]

I got that e-mail, like, yesterday, I think. It was kind of funny.

Weesa have an e-mail harvester on da loose.