I'm really starting to doubt.

[Lokes]

I'M IN!  ;D

We need something shiny! I can get that!

[Evilslayer]

Of course, by the time the time machine is succussfully built, TP will already be here.  Well, at least there's a project we can work on in the meantime.

We can use it to go and get Zelda for the Wii.^_^

[Hi no Seijin]

Or we could overshoot that and see when the official timeline is revealed.  But let's focus on building the time machine first.  Who knows quantum physics extremely well?

[Lokes]

I've got plenty shiny things now, where do I mail them?

Anyways... The Timeline wont be revealed by the first time, and TP is just another darn good Zelda game I'm sure everyone here wants to play!

[Gamefreak]

I know Geometry, will that help?

[Hi no Seijin]

Possibly; I sure don't know it as well as I should.  Heck, let's just say it will work.  And send the shiny things to the Stone Tower, my current residence.

[Gamefreak]

Note 1.  This is starting to get off topic.

Note 2.  I have spoons, they're shiny.

[Hi no Seijin]

No, no, we are on topic.  It began as a complaint that TP wasn't getting here soon enough and the topic became how to make it get here faster.

[Lokes]

Yup, I 'gree with that laddie!

And I also can get us some sharp metal shards, or water.... or eh, just tell me what to get..

Maybe we SHOULD move this to the Spammer allowed section?
At least we could consult Jack!

[Hi no Seijin]

We need plenty of water to drink just in case we overshoot and there's no water in the future.

Perhaps this should be moved to the Chatboard just in case.

[Lokes]

yeah, I think that would be the best!

And so the giraffe said to the Llama; Dont you ever doubt TP! For it is a GREAT Game! good night!

[MagmarFire]

Or we could overshoot that and see when the official timeline is revealed.  But let's focus on building the time machine first.  Who knows quantum physics extremely well?

Well, the only way(s) for you to shift forward through time quickly (from your own perspective) would be to either one, place yourself in suspended animation until the Wii comes out, or two, move to the event horizon of a black hole without crossing it (using up a lot of fuel in the process) and stay there for, say, a few hours. When you're done with that, time for the rest of the universe would be much farther in the future than you have perceived.

However, I'd highly recommend none of these.

[Lokes]

How about simple, pure MAGIC!?
Aye aye?

I reccomend THAT one!

[MagmarFire]

Where are we going to find magic?

[Hi no Seijin]

Within our veins. ;D

And, wow, I didn't really expect anyone here to actually know quantam physics.  I meant that as a joke.