I hate my Nintendo handhelds

[Gamefreak]

Where do I start?  My GBA's shoulder buttons don't work.  My GBASP's R button is semifunctional making it very annoying for games such as Metroid and Zelda.  My DS's top screen is busted because I let other people play my games and it's shoulder buttons are busted.

[TP Zelda]

Oh my... I so sorry!

[miko]

you could get it fix if you want to

[TP Zelda]

U cud u know.

[MagmarFire]

One of my best friends also accidentally smashed the screen on his DS. Bad news, really, especially with PH coming out.

[TP Zelda]

If he likes Zelda, he'sin DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP trouble!

[MagmarFire]

Yeah, he is...and he does like Zelda. I think he accidentally dropped it, so...yeah. You can guess the result from the given information.

[Gamefreak]

I didn't drop it.  People say I am to protective of my handhelds so I let my friend play it.  He dropped it and now I don't like the people around me anymore.  And yes,  I am in trouble as I do like Zelda games.

[Jack]

Be careful Gamefreak, Nintendo will catch wind of your dissent and rip up your Nintendo fan card.  

[medli]

  even though i love my friends i wouldn't let them stand up on a hard floor or wonder off with such expensive things.

[TP Zelda]

Are my words glowing blue?

[medli]

no,love....

[Gamefreak]

I think I'll just wait for the DS light or something like that.  Another Nintendo handheld to be doomed to stay in my room.

[MagmarFire]

C'mon, don't be that negative!
I try not to let anybody borrow my things. Not too long ago, as a matter of fact, I let a friend of mine borrow LA for a loooooooonnnnnnng time. It was probably, say, ten months!

[TP Zelda]

i can't get the damn words to glow a differnt color ever!