My Complaint about TDC

[Darth Wyndisis]

This is from a random complaint generater I found on another forum.  Just plug in a name of a person or organization and it writes a huge complaint letter in seconds.  http://www.pakin.org/complaint/


Based on The Desert Colossus's response to my previous letter, I believe it's safe to say that this cannot go on much longer. To get right down to it, there is a problem here. A very large, caustic, peremptory problem. I have a problem with The Desert Colossus's use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, it doesn't need to prove its claim that it can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct; it merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, it parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, its ideas will change instantly, like a weathercock.

Is The Desert Colossus a pious organization? Yes, although its "piety" unerringly leads it to whichever dogma is best for business. Speaking of which, The Desert Colossus argues that it is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. To maintain this thesis, The Desert Colossus naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which it does by the desperate expedient of claiming that it can override nature.

Because of The Desert Colossus's eagerness to participate in riots, it may institutionalize sex discrimination by requiring different standards of protection and behavior for men and women right after it reads this letter. Let it. In the coming days, I will fight for our freedom of speech. The Desert Colossus has, at times, called me "iconoclastic" or "disloyal". Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to muzzle The Desert Colossus's critics.

The Desert Colossus fervently believes that hanging out with disgusting misers is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. This shows that it is not merely mistaken about one little fact among millions of facts but that The Desert Colossus says that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. You know, it can lie as much as it wants but it can't change the facts. If it could, it'd truly prevent anyone from hearing that it is utterly gung-ho about jujuism because it lacks more pressing soapbox issues. The Desert Colossus should feel ashamed of itself, and deep down in our bones, we all know why. Without a doubt, however, several things The Desert Colossus has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how it has the trappings of deity. The Desert Colossus wants all of us to believe that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. That's why it sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. I mention that in this spot because of its close connection with the item just above. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, our national media is controlled by self-deceiving, gloomy jokers. That's why you probably haven't heard that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with The Desert Colossus and its followers, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that there are some basic biological realities of the world in which we live. These realities are doubtless regrettable, but they are unalterable. If The Desert Colossus finds them intolerable and unthinkable, the only thing that I can suggest is that it try to flag down a flying saucer and take passage for some other solar system, possibly one in which the residents are oblivious to the fact that The Desert Colossus's values symbolize lawlessness, violence, and misguided rebellion -- extreme liberty for a few, even if the rest of us lose more than a little freedom.

I never cease to be amazed at the way that griping about The Desert Colossus will not make it stop trying to perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the analytic/synthetic dichotomy. But even if it did, it would just find some other way to make us the helpless puppets of our demographic labels. Up to this point, we have explored some of the motivations and circumstances that make The Desert Colossus want to dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches. However, we must look beyond both The Desert Colossus's motivations and history if we are truly to understand its rejoinders.

Anyway, the consequence of all this is that the facts as I see them simply do not support the false, but widely accepted, notion that it is not only acceptable, but indeed desirable, to kill the messenger and control the message. Given what I know about larcenous, addlepated scroungers, I can say with confidence that the next time The Desert Colossus decides to make people weak and dependent, it should think to itself, cui bono? -- who benefits?

I am not mistaken when I say that if The Desert Colossus can't be reasoned out of its prejudices, it must be laughed out of them. If The Desert Colossus can't be argued out of its selfishness, it must be shamed out of it. The truth hurts, doesn't it, The Desert Colossus? While it is reasonable to expect that most acts of conformism are committed not by disaffected lounge lizards but by The Desert Colossus's legates in an attempt to change the course of history, it remains that it's really not bloody-mindedness that compels me to encourage opportunity, responsibility, and community. It's my sense of responsibility to you, the reader. We must put inexorable pressure on The Desert Colossus to be a bit more careful about what it says and does. Our children depend on that.

If I didn't think The Desert Colossus would encourage a deadly acceptance of intolerance, I wouldn't say that it yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for The Desert Colossus, "attract attention" usually implies "bad-mouth worthy causes". Ironically, I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I only wish that The Desert Colossus had the same intellectual honesty. To pick an obvious, but often overlooked, example, if, five years ago, I had described an organization like The Desert Colossus to you and told you that in five years, it'd deprive individuals of the right to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that its effusions have become, you'd have thought me putrid. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how this is not wild speculation. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact. Of particular interest to me is the way that The Desert Colossus continuously denies that the time has come to provide you with a holistic and thematic history of its flighty biases. (Actually, it has rightly earned the scorn and derision with which it is viewed in many quarters but that's not important now.)

By refusing to act, by refusing to encourage individuals to come out of their cocoons and flourish, we are giving The Desert Colossus the power to infantilize and corrupt the public. The Desert Colossus has no ground and no right to trick our children into adopting unconventional, disapproved-of opinions and ways of life. In reaching that conclusion, I have made the usual assumption that I know more about onanism than most people. You might even say that I'm an expert on the subject. I can therefore state with confidence that I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. Only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to make The Desert Colossus pay for its crimes against humanity. But the first step is to acknowledge that if it had even a shred of intellectual integrity, it'd admit that it's unfortunate that it has no real morals. It's impossible to debate important topics with organizations that are so ethically handicapped. This is a free country, and I suspect we ought to keep it that way. If you don't think that The Desert Colossus does not have a record of tolerance, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. This should be a chance to examine and bring problems to light, to share and join in understanding, but we must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that The Desert Colossus will spit in the face of propriety. And to overcome these fears, we must perform noble deeds.

What does this mean for our future? For one thing, it means that from secret-handshake societies meeting at "the usual place" to back-door admissions committees, The Desert Colossus's collaborators have always found a way to inflict more death and destruction than Genghis Khan's hordes. So you see, I have had enough of The Desert Colossus's waste, fraud, misfeasance, and malfeasance.

[Davros]

? That is very strange... and far too long!

[Jack]

Lies, all lies!

Everyone, repeat after me: TDC IS LIFE. TDC IS LIFE.

[Darth Wyndisis]

We know you like to participate in riots, Jack.  

All that would basically be libel if meant seriously, right?

[Davros]

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[TP Zelda]

OMG! U shure did write alot shadowlink13!

[Darth Wyndisis]

No I didn't.  All I did was type TDC into this. http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

[MagmarFire]

Lies, all lies!

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[Howl]

we need a spell check on where we type our post

[Jack]

All that would basically be libel if meant seriously, right?

Well, I'd have to prove it was injurious to my reputation and give evidence of actual damages I have incurred. And you'd have to actually mean it.

[Howl]

we need a spell check

[Jack]

we need a spell check

Eh, just download Google Toolbar. It has a spellchecker built in that you can use on websites.

[Howl]

cool  

[medli]

and i'm supposed to read all that?

[Howl]

that toke 15 min. of my life 2 read that, gee thanks