*!*REQUESTING APPLICANTS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT*!*

[Commodore Axilon]

Hello, I am Dr. C.H. Axilon of the esteemed Institute for Internal Informatics, or III. Some of you might already know me as forums member "Commodore" (a.k.a. "Commie" or "Commadore").

I am in need of subjects for a psychological experiment being conducted at the III. The experiment will consist of having you write out answers based on written questions, as well as visual and aural stimuli. These questions will be given to you via the forums' "Private Message" function in addition to topics in the Chatboard. You answers, likewise, will then be given to me via the forums' "Private Message" function.

If you wish to apply to be a member of the experiment, then please send me a "Private Message" application detailing your interest.

[1]Note: The first round of questions will be sent out on Monday August 24, 2009. Applications not received by then will be discarded.
[2]Note: Sending in an application by the deadline does not guarantee your participation in the experiment.
[3]Note: All "Private Messages" regarding the experiment must be appended with the Subject: "EXPERIMENT", or they will be discarded

This topic will be left open for any questions (ethical or otherwise) on the experiment, as well as general discussion regarding the experiment.

Thank you.

[Pyrgusfinn]

What kind of questions?

[Commodore Axilon]

General knowledge questions.

[Hi no Seijin]

Is this for school?

[Pyrgusfinn]

Or something a bit more twisted?

[Commodore Axilon]

If you had read the OP, you would have realized that I am with the Institute for Internal Informatics, a highly esteemed organization.

[Pyrgusfinn]

So something twisted?

[Hi no Seijin]

Coming from you, Commodore, I question the Institute's existence.

[Commodore Axilon]

Any other information I could give you is highly classified.

And, if you feel the experiment is somehow flawed or faulty in someway, then you are of course free to not participate.

[Pyrgusfinn]

:O

[darkphantomime]

Sign me up, baby!

[Pyrgusfinn]

Sign me up, baby!

*sigh*
Silly goose
You are supposed to utilize the Private message function.
Geez. ...

[MagmarFire]

Coming from you, Commodore, I question the Institute's existence.

Considering the fact that he's not typing in all lowercase letters, it might be legit.

But then again, since this is the Chatboard, that might raise some suspicion...

[Pyrgusfinn]

Coming from you, Commodore, I question the Institute's existence.

Considering the fact that he's not typing in all lowercase letters, it might be legit.

But then again, since this is the Chatboard, that might raise some suspicion...

How incredibly true.

[Hi no Seijin]

Coming from you, Commodore, I question the Institute's existence.

Considering the fact that he's not typing in all lowercase letters, it might be legit.

But then again, since this is the Chatboard, that might raise some suspicion...

That is indeed the reason I am suspicious of this Institute.