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Things to expect at an all girl's school

Started by Pyrgusfinn, September 07, 2009, 10:15:54 PM

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Pyrgusfinn

1)  People screaming bloody murder over a bug in the wee hours of the night
2)  The water being turned off at least once a week because the drains in the showers have been clogged with hair.
3)  Girls being assaulted over missing fingernail polish
4)  Accessorizing to match pajamas when worn to class
5)  Dumb girls plugging Ethernet cords into phone jacks
6)  impromptu hair cuts on a daily basis
7)  stuffed animals are used as pillows
8)  multiple surge protectors in a room
9)  screaming PINGAS whenever a man comes in the dorm
10)  fawning over any boy when they are on campus



More to come in the near future. I just thought that I would share =]

MOD EDIT: Not sure if this constitutes as too inappropriate, but just to be safe...

DW

* Shika jots this down.

It'll come in handy when I go to school.
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Keaton


Pyrgusfinn


Hi no Seijin

This is interesting information to know.  I must find some way to apply it to everyday life.
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Pyrgusfinn

Yes indeed
I have more information that I will share after my last class tonight

Uximadesk

Can you repeat that last point you made? I might have misread it because when something is too good to be true is usually because it isn't
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Pyrgusfinn

revision of last statement:
They fawn over any boy who comes on campus with the following: 
     1).  Good personal hygiene
     2).  no girlfriend
     3).  no creeper tendencies
     4).  slightest bit good looking

Twilight Wolf

#8
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on September 07, 2009, 10:15:54 PM8)  multiple surge protectors in a room

I've got all my stuff plugged into surge protectors. Keeps them safer,  you know?
What, you expect me to say something witty?

Pyrgusfinn

Quote from: Twilight Wolf on September 08, 2009, 07:14:34 PM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on September 07, 2009, 10:15:54 PM8)  multiple surge protectors in a roo

I've got all my stuff plugged into surge protectors. Keeps them safer,  you know?
by multiple surge protectors i mean like 8 in a room

Gamefreak

Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on September 08, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
revision of last statement:
They fawn over any boy who comes on campus with the following: 
     1).  Good personal hygiene
     2).  no girlfriend
     3).  no creeper tendencies
     4).  slightest bit good looking

I might just barely qualify!

Pyrgusfinn

Quote from: Gamefreak on September 09, 2009, 04:13:26 AM
Quote from: Pyrgusfinn on September 08, 2009, 07:12:20 PM
revision of last statement:
They fawn over any boy who comes on campus with the following: 
     1).  Good personal hygiene
     2).  no girlfriend
     3).  no creeper tendencies
     4).  slightest bit good looking

I might just barely qualify!
yes, indeed you would ^_^ haha

Keaton

I'm pretty hot too, and only a minimal creeper.

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