เ๓ק๏гtคภt ๓єรรคﻮє

[Keaton]

เ'๓ ﻮ๏เภﻮ t๏ гคภt t๏ א๏ย єภtเгєlא เภ tђเร.  เŦ א๏ย ๒๏tђєг t๏ гєค๔ เt, tђคt'ร ς๏๏l... เŦ ภ๏t, ฬєll, คt lєครt เ'שє ﻮ๏ttєภ เt ๏ŦŦ ๓א ςђєรt.  เt คll ђคร t๏ ๔๏ ฬเtђ ๓เςђєllє.  tђคt'ร гเﻮђt, รђє รtเll ๔гเשєร ๓є เภรคภє, єשєภ tђ๏ยﻮђ รђє'ร ๒єєภ tђє ๏ภlא ฬ๏๓คภ гєคllא ๏ภ ๓א ๓เภ๔ รเภςє เ Ŧเгรt ן๏เภє๔ tђเร รเtє.  єשєภ เภ ๏tђєг гєlคtเ๏ภรђเקร, เt'ร คll เ ςคภ ๔๏ ภ๏t t๏ ςгא ๏ยt ђєг ภค๓є คt ภเﻮђt, รђє เภt๏ץเςคtєร ๓є.  เt'ร ยภђєคltђא.  เ кภ๏ฬ tђคt, ๒ยt ђ๏ภєรtlא เ гєคllא ς๏ยl๔ภ't ςคгє lєรร.  รђє'ร lเкє tђє lครt ๒ครtเ๏ภ ๏Ŧ ђ๏קє เ ђคשє lєŦt, ๓א lครt รђгє๔ ๏Ŧ เ๔єคlเรtเς ςєllยl๏เ๔-єรợยє г๏๓คภtเςเร๓ tђคt เ ςlเภﻮ t๏ ร๏ ๔єรקєгคtєlא.  เ รยקק๏รє เt'ร ђ๏ฬ เ'๓ ค๒lє t๏ ๔เรtคภςє ๓אรєlŦ Ŧг๏๓ гєคlเtא, ђ๏ฬ เ'๓ ค๒lє t๏ ๓คкє lเﻮђt ๏Ŧ єשєภ tђє ๓๏รt รєгเ๏ยร ๏Ŧ รเtยคtเ๏ภร.  เt'ร ๒єςคยรє เ'๓ คlฬคאร ค๒lє t๏ ђคשє ค ร๏гt ๏Ŧ รยקєгเ๏г ๓єภtคl คttเtย๔є ค๒๏ยt เt, ค ร๏гt ๏Ŧ คภ "เ'๓ lเשเภﻮ ค Ŧคภtครא lเŦє tђคt א๏ย ฬ๏ยl๔ ๒є ןєคl๏ยร ๏Ŧ" ๓єภtคlเtא.  เt'ร ค ק๏๏г єץקlคภคtเ๏ภ, ๒ยt เt'ร tђє tгยtђ.  ๓คภ, เ ๔ยภภ๏.  เ кเภ๔ ๏Ŧ ฬคภt t๏ ๏קєภ ยק, ๒ยt เ кภ๏ฬ ๔๏ภ't ฬђคt t๏ รคא.  ร๏๓єtเ๓єร เ ןยรt ฬคภt t๏ lเє ๏ภ ค ς๏ยςђ คภ๔ ђคשє ค tђєгคקเรt ครк ๓є ợยєรtเ๏ภร, ๒ยt ๓א קครt tђєгคקเรtร ђคשє คll ๒єєภ ค๒๏ยt "คςtเשєlא ςђคภﻮเภﻮ tђє เรรยє" ฬђєภ ђ๏ภєรtlא, คภ๔ เ кภ๏ฬ เt'ร รเllא ๒ยt เ รยקק๏รє เt ﻮ๏єร ฬเtђ tђє קгєשเ๏ยร รtคtє๓єภtร, เ ๔๏ภ't ฬคภt คภאtђเภﻮ t๏ ςђคภﻮє.  เ'๓ ђคקקא ๒єเภﻮ ๓เรєгค๒lє ค๒๏ยt ђєг.  tђє ๏ภlא tђเภﻮ tђคt เ ฬคภt เร t๏ ๒є ค๒lє t๏ คภรฬєг ợยєรtเ๏ภร tђคt เ'๓ ครкє๔ ร๏ tђคt เ ςคภ кภ๏ฬ tђє คภรฬєг Ŧ๏г ๓אรєlŦ.  เ ๔๏ภ't tђเภк tђคt tђєгคקเรtร คгє tђє ๏ภєร ฬђ๏ ςคภ ђєlק ๓є, เ tђเภк tђคt tђє ๏ภlא ฬคא เ'๓ ﻮ๏เภﻮ t๏ ๒є ค๒lє t๏ ςђคภﻮє Ŧ๏г tђє ๒єttєг เร ๒א ๓คкเภﻮ ค ๔єςเรเ๏ภ ๓אรєlŦ ๒ครє๔ ๏ภ ฬђคt เ ๓אรєlŦ єץtгคק๏lคtє.  ฬєll เ รยקק๏รє, เŦ א๏ย ฬєгє Ŧєєlเภﻮ ยק t๏ รยςђ ค tђเภﻮ, เ ฬ๏ยl๔ คקקгєςเคtє เt เŦ เ ฬคร ครкє๔ ค รєгเєร ๏Ŧ ợยєรtเ๏ภร ร๏ tђคt เ ς๏ยl๔ คภรฬєг tђє๓ คภ๔ tђคt ฬคא เ ς๏ยl๔ кภ๏ฬ tђє คภรฬєгร ๓אรєlŦ.  เ ฬ๏ยl๔ ครк tђє ợยєรtเ๏ภร ๓אรєlŦ, ๒ยt tђєภ เ ฬ๏ยl๔ คlгєค๔א кภ๏ฬ tђє คภรฬєг ฬђєгєคร tђเร ฬคא เt ς๏ยl๔ ๒є t๏tคllא ยภς๏שєгє๔ ๓คtєгเคl.  ร๏, ﻮ๏.  (ครรย๓เภﻮ א๏ย гєค๔ คll tђเร, ๏Ŧ ς๏ยгรє)

[Mysterious F.]

What font is that?

[Keaton]

It's not a font, it's English in Arabic characters.

[Mysterious F.]

Wow, Arabic looks a lot like the Phoenician alphabet.

[Keaton]

The Arabic language is a derivative of Phoenecian, or at least extraordinarily influenced by it.  It shares many of the same symbols used in Greek and Carthaginian.

[MagmarFire]

Are there any ASCII equivalents for this? Because I'm tempted to write a program to convert it to a font I can actually read efficiently. :P

[Deku]

Women... Dude, I have yet to meet a single woman who has an honest to goodness conscience.
They don't seem to care if they hurt you or why... I've decided to stop dating until college, myself.
It's actually not that far away.

[TP Zelda]

Uhmm......

I could barely understand that...but uhh...

I'm not sure what you're saying? I don't even understand the situationnnn.  :P

Sorreh. <.<

[Mysterious F.]

Women... Dude, I have yet to meet a single woman who has an honest to goodness conscience.
They don't seem to care if they hurt you or why... I've decided to stop dating until college, myself.
It's actually not that far away.

Mabye it's because you have terrible taste in people, Mr. Sexist?

I, for one, know that some people in my school have been dating each other for years and are perfectly happy together.

Hint: Don't try to date someone just because they're popular or because you think they're hot. You'll most likely only make a fool out of yourself, and probably cause some other damage. How about dating a girl you actually like as a person?

[Keaton]

Where the hell did that come from?

[Mysterious F.]

I assumed that if he believed all women were evil just because he never met one that was nice to him, it's either because he's naive to telling if somebody is like that, or it's something about him.

Plus, if you call all women evil, that typically means your a sexist, right?

[Keaton]

You've never been in a relationship, have you?

Mah boi, 50's celluloid has shaped your life, hasn't it?

[Mysterious F.]

I have, actually. I ended it because I didn't really like her all that much.

[MagmarFire]

Are there any ASCII equivalents for this? Because I'm tempted to write a program to convert it to a font I can actually read efficiently. :P

This. >:C

[Keaton]

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