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Started by Water Within, December 14, 2009, 06:35:40 PM

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Water Within

December 14, 2009, 06:35:40 PM Last Edit: December 15, 2009, 04:52:25 PM by Water Within
Pretty Simple.

Just leave your famous dead baby jokes here for others to laugh at and pee themselves.

Ex.
(1)"Ew, its ugly."
"God, you must hate babies."
"What are you talking about?? I love babies, I just can't eat more than one."

(2)
What's bubbly, red, and clawing at a window?
BABY IN A MICROWAVE!!!1!

lame, but who cares?
Autumn is a second spring, where every leaf is a flower.

Pyrgusfinn

#1
December 15, 2009, 04:43:42 PM
haha =]

my friends love dead baby jokes ^_^


Why are babies and fruit similar?

Because they are both easier to fit in a blender after they have been cut up.


Water Within

#2
December 15, 2009, 04:52:54 PM
Now this time, I almost peed myself.
Autumn is a second spring, where every leaf is a flower.

Fierce Deity Link

#3
December 28, 2009, 10:19:34 PM
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
Watermelons don't cry when they're cut in half.  :o

What's small, red and goes 60 MPH?
A baby in a blender.  :-[

I hate my braces.
Why?
The baby's hair gets stuck in them.  ???

Water Within

#4
January 09, 2010, 02:56:40 PM
I love you!
Autumn is a second spring, where every leaf is a flower.

Water Within

#5
January 09, 2010, 02:58:12 PM
What's the difference between a dead baby and my newborn baby sister?

NOTHING!!!1!
Autumn is a second spring, where every leaf is a flower.

Deku

#6
January 10, 2010, 12:43:51 AM
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at mph?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I always feel awful when I tell these jokes :-*

Twilight Wolf

#7
January 10, 2010, 02:13:55 AM
Quote from: ZeldaVeteran on January 10, 2010, 12:43:51 AMI always feel awful when I tell these jokes :-*

I know the feeling.

Also, Water Within, just for future reference, try not to double-post when a simple edit to your post would be more appropriate; your two posts were within two minutes of each other, after all.
What, you expect me to say something witty?

Keaton

#8
January 10, 2010, 02:15:47 PM
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how hard you throw them

Pea-Tear Griffin

#9
January 11, 2010, 12:43:43 PM Last Edit: January 11, 2010, 12:46:28 PM by Pea-Tear Griffin
What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
To see the expression on it face!

What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.

What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.


Quote from: ZeldaVeteran on January 10, 2010, 12:43:51 AM
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200 mph?
Stopping it with a shovel.

fixed
Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat

Vaati

#10
January 18, 2010, 06:21:17 AM
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

xarlote

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