ATTN: MEMBERS OF TDC

[Keaton]

I am in desperate need of someone to bask in my glory, give compliments at every turn, wish they were me, and all-around boost my ego.

WHO WILL BE MY LACKEY

[The Glamour Nazi]

All hail.

[Hi no Seijin]

Can I have my own lackeys?

[MagmarFire]

I'd rather have mooks.

[Keaton]

Currently my only mook is a boss in mook's clothing, and my dragon-- it was originally going to be a giant space flea from nowhere but I managed to lampshade it later on.

You can name-drop all you want Mags, but I've been troping far longer than you :D

[MagmarFire]

Oh, [unusual euphemism]. We all know that your mook has chronic backstabbing disorder. :P