Behold!

[The Glamour Nazi]

I post twice because... I will make something with THIS RECIPE!

Fish-shaped crackers. Fish-shaped candies. Fish-shaped solid waste. Fish-shaped dirt. Fish-shaped ethyl benzene.... Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment-shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish.... Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cup granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb... on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross-borehole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Anyone wanna guess what I'm making?

[Mysterious F.]

Fish?

[The Glamour Nazi]

Wrong, try again.

Hehehe...

[MagmarFire]

Fish-shaped crackers. Fish-shaped candies. Fish-shaped solid waste. Fish-shaped dirt. Fish-shaped ethyl benzene....

wat

[The Glamour Nazi]

Yes, Fish shaped solid waste.

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS THAT I LIED ABOUT MAKING SAID ITEM.

[Darth Wyndisis]

HOW COULD YOU?

[The Glamour Nazi]

I JUST GAVE YOU A LARGE HINT ON WHAT I'M (NOT) BAKING.

[Twilight Wolf]

It's too obvious to me, so I'm not even gonna bother.

The words "Virginia Beach Public Library" has been burned onto this screen.

A downside of CRTs, I'm afraid.

[Hi no Seijin]

I just don't care.

Hey, did you see that guy walking down Indenpendence with about six to seven feet of PVC pipe?

[The Glamour Nazi]

When? Yesterday? No, why?

[Mysterious F.]

I sense deception.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Seriously, I wasn't on Independence at all yesterday, so I wouldn't have seen him.

[Mysterious F.]

I don't believe you.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Believe what you like.

[Mysterious F.]

Indeed I will.