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Started by DW, March 08, 2010, 07:24:48 PM

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The Glamour Nazi

PLASTIC SURGEONS.

CREATING GOOD BEWBIES FOR YEARS.

YOU KNOW YOU LIEK OUR WORK.

Darth Wyndisis

Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on March 09, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
THAT'S TWO PANCAKES!

LOOK CLOSELY.

AND WE'RE TRYING TO PLAN A WAY TO MAKE A MORE EFFICIENT WATER SYSTEM. MAYBE WITH PIPES.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRILLIANT IDEA.  JUST MAKE SURE THE PIPES ARE MADE OUT OF PURE LEAD AND DON'T INCLUDE A WATER TREATMENT SYSTEM AS IT WILL ONLY SLOW THINGS DOWN.

ALSO PLASTIC SURGERY IS A VERY GOOD THING.  IT ALLOWS DECENT LOOKING PEOPLE WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEMS TO DESTROY THEIR APPEARANCES AND THINK THEY LOOK COOL.

Hi no Seijin

Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!
Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!

The Glamour Nazi

Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on March 10, 2010, 07:19:33 PM
Quote from: Simon the Hole Digger on March 09, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
THAT'S TWO PANCAKES!

LOOK CLOSELY.

AND WE'RE TRYING TO PLAN A WAY TO MAKE A MORE EFFICIENT WATER SYSTEM. MAYBE WITH PIPES.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRILLIANT IDEA.  JUST MAKE SURE THE PIPES ARE MADE OUT OF PURE LEAD AND DON'T INCLUDE A WATER TREATMENT SYSTEM AS IT WILL ONLY SLOW THINGS DOWN.

GOOD IDEA, MAYBE WE'LL ALSO LET ANIMAL DIE IN THEM SO WE CAN TASTE THE MEAT. THAT WAY WE WON'T HAVE TO EAT EITHER!

Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!
AND NOTHING.

IT'S AMAZING LIKE THAT.

ALSO, WE'RE SO COOL RIGHT NOW.

DW

Quote from: Mayuri Kurotsuchi on March 10, 2010, 07:07:46 AM
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH NEW WATER HOLE

OH I FORGOT TO MENTION WE PUT THE HOLE WHERE BILLY MAYS' GRAVE WAS

I GUESS THAT EXHUMED HIS BODY
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MagmarFire

Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!

...OKAY! THANKS FOR PUTTING A SHOVEL IN MY BRAIN!



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Darth Wyndisis

IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE'VE HAD A THREAD IN ALL CAPS.

Twilight Wolf

What, you expect me to say something witty?

MagmarFire

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!!? D:



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Hi no Seijin

Quote from: MagmarFire on March 11, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
Quote from: Winry Rockbell on March 10, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on March 10, 2010, 08:59:43 AM
WHAT DOES YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
EVERYTHING!

...OKAY! THANKS FOR PUTTING A SHOVEL IN MY BRAIN!
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME!
Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!

The Glamour Nazi

I LOVE CAPS LOCK.

THE SOLDIER PICTURE MADE ME LAFF.

Darth Wyndisis

IS THAT GORDON FREECHMAN I DON'T KNOW CAUSE I NEVER PLAYED PORTAL.

The Glamour Nazi

NO IT'S JOHN FREEMAN.

DW

Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on March 12, 2010, 06:51:27 AM
IS THAT GORDON FREECHMAN I DON'T KNOW CAUSE I NEVER PLAYED PORTAL.

WASN'T GORDON FREEMAN IN THE BUCKET LIST I LIKED THAT
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Hi no Seijin

NO THAT WAS MORGAN NICHOLSON
Best.  Cane.  EVER!
Secretary of Lolcats; I won the MagmarFire Award for 2/21/08!
Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!  Filler.Filler.Filler.Fillah!