HELP

[The Glamour Nazi]

HELP MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK ON CAPS

[MagmarFire]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR PAIN.

WHICH MEANS IT'S COOL.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I THOUGHT IS WAS CAPS LOCK IS COOL CONTROL FOR CRUISE

WHICH MEANS IT'S PAIN.

[MagmarFire]

NOW YOU'RE JUST TALKING SILLY.

[The Glamour Nazi]

HOW ABOUT A RIDDLE.

A BOY DROPS A WICKER BALL IN TO HOLE. THE HOLE IS AN INCH WIDE AND SEVERAL INCHES DEEP. THE BOY THINKS FOR A MOMENT.

HE HAS AN IDEA AND RETRIEVES HIS BALL.

HOW DOES HE DO IT?

PLEASE TRY AND ANSWER THIS RIDDLE.

AFTER THERE ARE 3 GUESSES I'LL TELL YOU HOW.

[Darth Wyndisis]

PORTALS

[The Glamour Nazi]

NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS!

NOT THE ANSWER I'M LOOKING FOR. HOW ABOUT THIS, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HE HAS.

A FOOT AND A HALF OF STRING, A PENCIL, AND NO PORTAL GUN.

[Hi no Seijin]

HE GOES TO CHINA AND DIGS A HOLE FOR THE BALL TO FALL THROUGH

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO

[Pale Dim]

HE REACHES IN AND PICKS UP THE BALL.

[The Glamour Nazi]

HE GOES TO CHINA AND DIGS A HOLE FOR THE BALL TO FALL THROUGH

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO

GOOD IDEA BUT NO.

HE REACHES IN AND PICKS UP THE BALL.

HE DOESN'T HAS A TINY HAND.

THE ANSWER IS HE PEES IN THE HOLE AND LETS THE BALL FLOAT TO THE TOP.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Hi no Seijin]

PUBLIC URINATION IS NOT FUNNY!  A MAN PEED ON MY ME WHEN I WAS LITTLE, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME EVER SINCE!

[Darth Wyndisis]

THE ANSWER IS HE PEES IN THE HOLE AND LETS THE BALL FLOAT TO THE TOP.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A FOOT AND A HALF OF STRING AND A PENCIL?

[Hi no Seijin]

YOU'RE NOT USING CAPS LOCKS! >:(

[The Glamour Nazi]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

[Darth Wyndisis]

I'm afraid I am lost.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!