Link would lose his virginity if he wasn't so d***ed introverted.

[IronKnuckle]

Yeah I can just see it, with Ganondorf and Link in the middle of fighting, Nobooru running into the middle yelling "No father, I love him, and he is the father of my baby." Ganondorf, "NOOOOOOO"

I think one of them would kill the other anyway. After all, who wouldn't want to kill their in laws   .

Actually, Nabooru and Ganondorf are the same generation. I've actully heard they might be brother and sister.

[DW]

errm the banker is a guy, and so is the beggar in Kakariko...Then again there isn't anything proving LInk isn't Gay...

[Fishalicious]

errm the banker is a guy, and so is the beggar in Kakariko...Then again there isn't anything proving LInk isn't Gay...

Oh, really? I didn't know; I always thought it was a mystery. Well, I still think they're effeminite, if they're a guy. xD Just like Volvagia...

[collaboration]

... But if I seriously HAD to choose, I'd say the spastic chick in Kakariko who asks you for crap. Or the banker in MM. :3 I don't know why, but I love her. xD And... I think they make a good couple.

Link: I love you. <3
Her: SELL ME SOMETHING 8D

Hahaha! I always thought that was a guy! Er, that those were guys, rather. At any rate, that's an awful lot of knee-slapping. >B

[DW]

we ahve established they really are guys.

on the knee slapping part, what I find funny is that (s)he is saying the opposite of what most wives would say, Buy me something.

[Baka Nezumi]

Yeah I can just see it, with Ganondorf and Link in the middle of fighting, Nobooru running into the middle yelling "No father, I love him, and he is the father of my baby." Ganondorf, "NOOOOOOO"

That made me laugh really hard. But Link would never even get that far with her XD.
The begger/ banker IS a guy; right?

[Hi no Seijin]

That seems to be the general consensus.  I'd take a closer look if I had a TV, a N64, and a copy of MM.

[DW]

it has to be, either that or she is an incredibly flat chested woman.

[Davros]

Or a very large young girl...

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