Link would lose his virginity if he wasn't so d***ed introverted.

[daemonsage420]

How could she love him as a son?? Didn't you see her give him those "F*** Me" eyes. And didn't you see how fast the little guy ran away from her after she gives him the Ocarina? I think someone's trying not to deal with some issues from their past.

[Hi no Seijin]

I interpreted them more as, "Damn!  My son is leaving me!  I'm going to miss him."  But if you insist on having them say, "F*** me," then how many other Kokiris want Link? ;D

[Mysterious F.]

How could she love him as a son?? Didn't you see her give him those "F*** Me" eyes. And didn't you see how fast the little guy ran away from her after she gives him the Ocarina? I think someone's trying not to deal with some issues from their past.

Please don't talk to me like that, It disturbs me. Oh, and they do love each other. How or why, I don't know.

[Hi no Seijin]

If you rather not hear talk like that, I'd advise you to post elsewhere.  I mean, look at the title of the thread.  Talk like that was bound to show up sooner or later.

[Mysterious F.]

Sorry, but I ......, you know, I cab't think of something to say. Carry on.

[Hi no Seijin]

I will carry on.

Have anyone seen if Impa had Link as a love interest?  That would be really freaky. ;)

[Evilslayer]

What would be more freaky is if the gay clowns in TP...

*silence*

I WOULD LOVE THAT!!!^_^

...

Er... just ignore that comment. It was my, uhm, alter ego, or something...O_o

[Hi no Seijin]

Sure, blame the alter ego. ;)

I'm a bit worried about Nabooru.  I think that at the very least she's seven years older than him, and she wants Link.  Has she no shame?

[Evilslayer]

She's a Gerudo. What did you expect? :P Speaking of Gerudos, I just reached a town called Anvil in the far south-western corner of Cyrodiil in the game Oblivion and I heard about an all-female gang of thieves that seduces men. Zelda cameo, anyone?O_o

[Hi no Seijin]

Perhaps.  I'd bet on it.

[Mysterious F.]

The only way it might not be true is if they are not in a desert.

[Hi no Seijin]

Going back to Saria, I've got to the part to where Saria and Link are talking in the Chamber of Sages.  I can see how Saria would want Link.  But it kind of creeps me out.  I mean, one of the Kokiris had to have raised Link, and Saria was Link's lifelong friend.

[Mysterious F.]

Also, the part where Saria gives Link the Fairy Orcarina, she just looks at Link FOREVER and so does Link, until he runs away.

[Howl]

lets take this too my perspective, a girl point of veiw
Zelda/Link- the most possible, besides the suitors
Ruto/Link-Link dislikes her he just needed a stone
Malon/Link- Malon wants a knight in shining armore
Saria/Link: their too young to have it and Link grows up eventully

[Hi no Seijin]

Saria/Link: their too young to have it and Link grows up eventully

Who says they're too young? ;D