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Link would lose his virginity if he wasn't so d***ed introverted.

Started by daemonsage420, April 11, 2006, 02:24:55 PM

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It is discusting 4 a 41 year old 2 go 2 bed with a 8 year old!! >:(Remember Michel Jackson!!! :-\


Hi no Seijin

Ganondorf, probably.  Or Madam Arouma in MM.  I'd say Impa is over 40.  (I hope she doesn't slap me.)
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QuoteIt is discusting 4 a 41 year old 2 go 2 bed with a 8 year old!!

Yes, I know that. But that wasn't my point. Besides, Saria isn't 8 years old. She's probably several centuries old.

As for Michael Jackson, we don't know he did those things. Those mothers who accused him for abusing their sons did it only because they wanted his money.

The mother who accused him ten or so years ago withdrew her accusations after he payed her.



Davros

First time I've ever heard someone compare Saria to Michael Jackson... :-\

Nabooru

yeah that is a bit odd...and I appriciate everyone in the world who agrees with me on that subject.

Hi no Seijin

I'm just sick of hearing about Michael Jackson entirely.

Is Saria really a few centuries year old?  I like to think that new Kokiris are formed every now and then so they won't get tired of each other.  And how do they have twins?
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Davros

The kokiriki were created by the Deku tree, so chances are he recreates some every now and then, rather than the species naturally breeding. Though I'm not sure how often and how many kokiriki are created.

Darth Wyndisis

And I wonder what happens when they are done with their time living.  The don't die, right?  Maybe they become Forest Fairies.

alex

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH wait a sec! saria and link couldnt be together. no matter how old saria is she has the body of like an 8 year old, and link does continue his bloodline right???? so that means its impossible! link had someone else... but who? ::)

Howl

one of us who is old enough to be a mole on the inside can tell us

Evilslayer

QuoteThe kokiriki were created by the Deku tree, so chances are he recreates some every now and then, rather than the species naturally breeding. Though I'm not sure how often and how many kokiriki are created.

The fact that there are sibling pairings among them disproves that. Besides, just because they're physically children doesn't mean they can't breed naturally.

They only look like kids, but they aren't children.

Davros

I thought they had the same physical attributes as children as well as looks, soz.