Living for the moment

[daemonsage420]

Never trust a chick who says she just wants to live for the moment. Only bad can come of it, unless of course you just live for the moment, and really, I mean REALLY, are there not consequences(good or bad) for every action.

[Jack]

Even more so avoid girls who tell you, a month into a relationship, their plans for marriage and children.

[daemonsage420]

That is when sh*t starts gettin kind of scary.

[Jack]

And when they call like twelve times in a row because you didn't pick up. And, OF COURSE, there's a voice mail for every freakin' call.

[The Postman]

Then you sleep out side of her house with flowers

[daemonsage420]

After a while you feel almost like strangling them the next time you see them and they ask "Where were you? Why didn't you call? Why didn't you come over? Why are you ignoring me? Why don't you answer?"

[The Postman]

In that situation you sleep out side her house with a shot gun

[daemonsage420]

No... a shotguns too messy. What you wanna use is a .22 pistola.

[The Postman]

Thats fine 2

[daemonsage420]

I'm kidding.... aren't you?.....just kidding?

[The Postman]

Yeah man  

[daemonsage420]

Suuuuuuuurrre. I bet you are.

[Evilbob]

use a cruise missile. destroy her, her house, any siblings who might be similarly irritating, and all her stuff ( which you haven't stolen and sold on ebay)

[The Postman]

Dude what if she is hot
And with that I leave you peace out

[Evilbob]

tie a flower to the missile
BADA-BING!
instant mourning