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Started by Darth Wyndisis, May 07, 2010, 06:44:03 PM

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Darth Wyndisis

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MagmarFire




Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Darth Wyndisis


DW

DO NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
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MagmarFire

Sorry, but I just gotta say that recursive translations are the best. XD



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Hi no Seijin

That's crazy talk.


You're crazy.













































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Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Darth Wyndisis

Vader:  As for search your feeling, as for you that knowing true thing.

Luke:  DO NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Wyndisis

#1148
Here's the expanded version:

Quote from: English - Chinese - EnglishLuke, you have not realized his importance. You then start to discover your strength. Will join me, I will complete your training. Synthesizes the strength along with us, we might finish this ruinous conflict, brought the order the galaxy.

I will never join you!

If you only know the authority darkness one side. The European ratio ten thousand have not told you anything to occur in yours father.

He tells me, 夠! He told me, you have killed him!

I am your father number.

It is not real. This is impossible!

Searches you to feel that you knew this is real!

Do not want!  Do not want!

Quote from: English - Japanese - English
Luke do not actualize your own importance yet. You have started discovering your own power. Participation I and me complete your training. With our powers, as for us, it is possible to be able to finish this destructive dispute, order is brought to Milky Way.

I do not participate in you!

As for you please know the power of the dark side. As for the Ob = one, you have not said that it happens to your father.

He taught sufficiently! He you killed him, it is!

Calling you obtain and I am your father.

The number which is not truth. That is impossible!

As for search your feeling, as for you that knowing true thing!

Never! Never!

MagmarFire




Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Darth Wyndisis

I gots MOAR!
Quote from: Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader
You are forever are unable to cover Luke.

I will not hit you.

Gives itself dark one side. The only method may save you the friend. Yes, your thought betrays you. Your feeling is the formidable people. ... because particularly my younger sister has the twin. You still had the feeling. She betrayed my wisdom to hide one by one. Now his defeat is complete. If you chat dark at the same time...You...She possibly


Never have!
Quote from: The "I find your lack of faith disturbing" scene from A New Hope
What a mess What is the rebels if this station is a complete professional reading, it is possible, so they may find a weakness, exploit it.

Your plan is to get back on our hands.

In this regard, the attacks by armed elements, regardless of futile gesture, it was the technical data. This station is the ultimate power of the universe. Our recommended.
Do not be too proud of this technological terror you build. Is insignificant next to the army could destroy the Earth.

How to charm you, please do not try to frighten us, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to the ancient religion, you can call the stolen data tapes, because the rebels to find the hidden stronghold of the insight is not enough ...


I think you lack confidence in the obstruction.




And now HA2 recursively translated!

Wyndisis tries to convince Denning to kill the male Gerudo child:
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He must stop now. To cave. Go Parapa Peninsula and infanticide. He is loyal to those who rotten core of the evil Ganon blood. Every evil monster Hyrule causing so much trouble will be affected. Just think, you put their leaders, leaders who have their war with each other to wait. Such a simple strategic move, they do not consider other people, so everyone is a leader. Responsible for the murder of leaders. It is like this, tannic acid.


Kasei interrogates Relinquos:
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Kasei:  I once ask to come with me to the question.

Relinquos:  If I answer you that I would like to ask questions. Sent to arrest me?

Kasei:  Who is, as no one sent me. I Dornmos Gobi Desert, Hyrule school's recently appointed senior military generals, the current crisis thanks to Hakiems went around and tribal refugees.

I answered your question, this is my own Wyndisis, you know, if possible, how many followers?

Relinquos:  You make so the purpose of the transaction, Wyndisis flowers, especially in his headquarters, he Parapa peninsula, most of the time, they must be only in areas along the East Coast. That he, as many followers, I do not know. Conservative estimate would number ten.

Kasei:  Therefore, this information can help a little to prove. Now, I do not know how. To remind me not to leave, but hope. I lost the attention of the audience. Here again the case of dark brother, spy, let me.

Saber:  Yeah ... this is one movement. Now we are doing?

Relinquos:  This is unnecessary, for sure. "Brothers of Darkness." I think it's evil.

In Zola, we need to get rid of him. If we kill him, I would Wyndisis problems mentioned. If you have some way to advance that way, I do not know.


This next one is my favorite.  The thing Raptor says is especially funny.
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Raven:  Bartender. Bartender!

Bartender:  Why should the two here? Maybe your parents are looking for. However, when necessary, what? If you like, I'll help you find them. Perhaps they are not too far ... they come here often?

Raven:  We do not care about our mom. She put us. Here we have her, leave it alone. Even if we want to find her, we will be able to help.

So we need one of the most powerful things you do not bottles, make sure that all of the sweet sissy nonsense. We travel south to play the monster, you need something to clean our wounds us.

Bartender:  I want to send two children so that he what he wants, tell your friends to play it themselves. These are troubled times, I would like to own drowning in grief, if he is, he must do it without help from you. South is dangerous, even children, not joking. Adult, and keep us at any time you are safe.

Raptor:  Just give us a bottle of dog feces, or we have -

Raven:  Shut up, birds of prey! Do not worry about my brother.

Ah, he is not our friend. His low-life way, like a smell of alcohol distribution. And kick his ***, tell him we have to keep rupee, he gave us.

Bartender:  Yes, if the child so that they rupees. I will take care of his kids ... you're here ... does not seem to care ... anywhere assistant here, I lost track of his many changes .... However, I will take care of this person. Now the two of you take care of, access to a much safer place than the bar ... So far, we are dangerous people, your heart, you can not know the secret, especially those blind groups, their pockets for you eyes, in particular. Now, I said enough? Sorry, kids.

Patron:  Love! This is my drink. I am really angry, I always referred to the bottom of the cup, I need a drink, I can drink. Bartendifier! ?


MagmarFire

"Bartendifier"? XDDDDDD



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Darth Wyndisis

Actually, that's what it originally said.

MagmarFire

You're kidding me. XD



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

The Glamour Nazi

I am loling in my pants.