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[Keaton]

It sure does.

Moving on, I had two weird, but awesome, dreams last night.  In the first one, I was working with Conan O'Brian.  In the second one, I was taking self-defense classes with Alyson Hannigan.

I'd let Alyson Hannigan beat the crap outta me.

[Darth Wyndisis]

lol

[MagmarFire]

Come now, Tach. You wouldn't let anyone beat the crap out of you. It's against your contract.

[Keaton]

Damn, that'll teach me not to read the fine print.

[MagmarFire]

Sorry; your contract requires your undivided awesomeness at all times.

[Darth Wyndisis]

how can awesomeness be divided?

[Keaton]

LIKE THIS

WAIT

NOOOOO

W̧̨͇̪̲̰̄ͯͭͯ͆ͣ̔ͨ͗͂̇͊̒͟ͅH̩͓̜̖̞̦̖͈͚ͭ̏͗ͦ͋́ͣ͊̆̇ͮ̚͘ͅĄ͉̮̜͈̿́͆̉̌ͮ͋̌Ţ͇̬̙̝̠̙̲̱̠̲̦̯̱̬̫̱̬̋ͥͩ̌̐͆̉ͣͥ̍̇͝͡ ̡͙̭͇̫ͨ̅ͯ͊ͪ̀͜͠H̢̒ͦ̋̒̽̐ͥ̄̇ͯ͆̐ͪ͏͈͍͔͢ͅÄ̵̶̴͓̭͖͙̟̯̟͖̙̜͓̟̥̼̰͙̗̦́͂͋̍̂͊̀͗̾ͪͩ̎͐͠͝ͅV̵̱͉͕̠̝͖̖͓̼͓̣̻͍̅͑̂̋͊́ͥͭ͐̔̈́͒̔ͫ̚͝E̸͂̍ͫ̍̎ͦ̈́͂͠͏͈̘̤͙̲͇̘͕͍̜͎͜ͅͅ ̴̡̭̘̳̣̙͇̟͖̜̭̥̟͙̼̠͇̌ͫ̑̓͛̈͌̀̀͗ͭ̍ͬ̇̽̅̒ͥ̀̀I̸̢̡̤̩̤͇̳̭̞̼̙̣̰̼̯̔̽̂͗̚̕ ̴̟̙͙̲͉͕̟̫̻̜̠͖̜͔̭̼͎̋ͫ͌Ḍ̥̘̤̞͊̋ͤͬ͊͐ͨ̃̽́̕͞͠Oͭ̋͂ͯͫ̈̎ͬ̉̊ͦ̈́̚̚҉̧̘̳͚͕͎͇̖̬̹͕̙̺̬̝̞̀N̵͈͈̱̮̠̘͙̐̈͊̃͜͟͢Ȅ̵̛̞̱̹̱͉̻̩̮̝͎̿͐̓ͯͤͫ̀̈̂͐ͬ̔̓͛͒̈́͐͢
̵̷̴̣̬̩̼͕̼͉͔͚̿̓ͪ̄̑̆́̊̈̃ͨ̇́̌̓̌ͮ́͝O̧͚͔͕̩͖̭̳̬͓͙͖̮͇̬̐̆͆̏͂̒̈́̓̎ͥͥ͛̂̒̎͆̔ͥ̈͘H̷̨̲̹̣̗̠̦̥̍ͬͭ̎ͫ͆̍͐̽̈ͫ͆͆̑͌̄ͧͪ̚͠ ̧̻̦͎͇͍ͩ̏̃̋̑ͥͪͥͬ͛ͧ̀̌̋̌̆͞G̾ͭͧ̒͂͊ͣ͒ͯ̌͝͏̸̢̢̟̱̘͔̭̹̙̦͔̻͕O̵̼̻͚̭̙̩͈̼̹̘̫̱̘͇̐̇̔̌ͤͩͩ́̚̚͢D͔̹̩̣̞͇͎͚̾͊͌͗͑ͭ͗̿ͦ̅ͮ̿͋́̀͜͡
͌ͥ̄͂̋̇ͧ̆ͯͦͯ̏̓ͬͮͥ͏̵̡̳̼̯͓̮͎͎̦̮̥͈͠ͅN̸̎͛ͨ̌̓̉͂ͨ̏ͨ̎͏̤̥̫͈̹̪̞͈͙O̶̡̘͓̙͚̙͔̞̦̱̹̝͌ͥ̄̈́̄̿͘͞ͅͅÖ̷̴̳͈̱̦̻̝́̓̍͂ͣͯ̆̑̒̓̒ͫ̂̎̈́̚O̷̖̞̖̬̰̝͎̭̫̦̠̭̙̣͍ͧ̆͌ͬͤ̍ͦ̃̓̽͂ͤ́̐ͥͧ́͘͞͞O̎̿ͯ͐͊̎̈̂̄ͣ͑͏̦͎̠͓̫̳̣̞͙̯̺̯͍͔̥͜Ǫ̴̡̧̙̣̼̻̮͍̝̲̥͓͙̲̔̃̐ͧ̀̈̌͒͆̿͢Ơ̷̶̟͎̭͎̭͕͔̦͚̲̘̭̘̯ͧͣͩͮ͋̈́̃̏͑ͪ̍̏̍ͯͯͫ͢Ǫ̷̛͚̬̯̭͍̒̎̍̆͌͟

[Darth Wyndisis]

WHAT??

HOW DO YOU DO...

OH I SEE

IDONT EVEN
̵̷̴̣̬̩̼͕̼͉͔͚̿̓ͪ̄̑̆́̊̈̃ͨ̇́̌̓̌ͮ́͝O̧͚͔͕̩͖̭̳̬͓͙͖̮͇̬̐̆͆̏͂̒̈́̓̎ͥͥ͛̂̒̎͆̔ͥ̈͘H̷̨̲̹̣̗̠̦̥̍ͬͭ̎ͫ͆̍͐̽̈ͫ͆͆̑͌̄ͧͪ̚͠ ̧̻̦͎͇͍ͩ̏̃̋̑ͥͪͥͬ͛ͧ̀̌̋̌̆͞G̾ͭͧ̒͂͊ͣ͒ͯ̌͝͏̸̢̢̟̱̘͔̭̹̙̦͔̻͕O̵̼̻͚̭̙̩͈̼̹̘̫̱̘͇̐̇̔̌ͤͩͩ́̚̚͢D͔̹̩̣̞͇͎͚̾͊͌͗͑ͭ͗̿ͦ̅ͮ̿͋́̀͜͡
͌ͥ̄͂̋̇ͧ̆ͯͦͯ̏̓ͬͮͥ͏̵̡̳̼̯͓̮͎͎̦̮̥͈͠ͅN̸̎͛ͨ̌̓̉͂ͨ̏ͨ̎͏̤̥̫͈̹̪̞͈͙O̶̡̘͓̙͚̙͔̞̦̱̹̝͌ͥ̄̈́̄̿͘͞ͅͅÖ̷̴̳͈̱̦̻̝́̓̍͂ͣͯ̆̑̒̓̒ͫ̂̎̈́̚O̷̖̞̖̬̰̝͎̭̫̦̠̭̙̣͍ͧ̆͌ͬͤ̍ͦ̃̓̽͂ͤ́̐ͥͧ́͘͞͞O̎̿ͯ͐͊̎̈̂̄ͣ͑͏̦͎̠͓̫̳̣̞͙̯̺̯͍͔̥͜Ǫ̴̡̧̙̣̼̻̮͍̝̲̥͓͙̲̔̃̐ͧ̀̈̌͒͆̿͢Ơ̷̶̟͎̭͎̭͕͔̦͚̲̘̭̘̯ͧͣͩͮ͋̈́̃̏͑ͪ̍̏̍ͯͯͫ͢Ǫ̷̛͚̬̯̭͍̒̎̍̆͌͟

[Pale Dim]

Oh hi guys

[Keaton]

boy howdy

[Hi no Seijin]

It's Havoc!  Now I can take this noose off of my neck! ;D

[Pale Dim]

Hooray for nobody dying! Yay!  ;D

[MagmarFire]

But apparently, Shika set the place on fire. Fortunately, there were no casualties.

[Pale Dim]

Oh. Well that sucks.  8) Well, good to be back, anyways!

[MagmarFire]

What, you wanted casualties? Okay. *breaks Shika's leg*

There ya go. :D