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[The Glamour Nazi]

I JUST SAW A RANK A IN REAL LIFE!!!

[Hi no Seijin]

A rank of chess?

[Pale Dim]

He saw a rook.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Why don't knights know how to walk a straight line?

[Hi no Seijin]

My guess is they hit up the local taverns before they come to the game.  Why do you think the Queen is the most powerful piece on the board?

[Darth Wyndisis]

Performance enhancing drugs.

[The Glamour Nazi]

A rank of chess?

Of socks.

[Hi no Seijin]

Performance enhancing drugs.

Pfft, please, the Queen is too noble for that.

The bishops, however, probably pump themselves full of them, end up taking too much, and can only move in diagonals.  You can't trust the clergymen.

Nor can you trust the King; it's very disheartening to see that a pawn has more power potential than the King.

Speaking of chess, who wants to start a game?

[Darth Wyndisis]

I fail at chess.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Gotta post.

[Hi no Seijin]

Gotta do what ya gotta do.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Alright gotta post again.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Posting again.

[MagmarFire]

You poster!

[The Glamour Nazi]

LAGANN IMPACT!!!