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[MagmarFire]

I shot a guy in the head.

He died from dehydration.

[Darth Wyndisis]

I didn't drink anything for days.  I drowned.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I didn't eat for weeks, I died of explosive diarrhea. (Which... May actually happen.)

[Darth Wyndisis]

I robbed a bank and won a trip to Disney World.

[Twilight Wolf]

Um... sure you did...

You know you never tell a dog that you're taking him to the vet, and that you're just taking him for a ride in the car?

I'm not saying it's the same thing, but I'm not saying it's not, either. >_>

[MagmarFire]

I went to the dentist and had a baby.

[Darth Wyndisis]

I ran out of ideas and came up with a really good idea.

[Twilight Wolf]

I sorta revived a thread.

I bled to death from a paper cut on my thumb.

It was a very deathly three weeks.

[MagmarFire]

I ticked off Chuck Norris.

I died from a supernova.

[Twilight Wolf]

I ticked off Chuck Norris.

I died from a supernova.

Sounds about right to me, yes sir.

[Hi no Seijin]

Chuck Norris probably caused the supernova.

[Darth Wyndisis]

I punched Chuck Norris in the face.  Nothing happened.

[Hi no Seijin]

Chuck Norris can see nobody from a hundred times farther away than Alice can.

[Darth Wyndisis]

That's insane.

[MagmarFire]

Insane in comparison to what?