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[The Glamour Nazi]

In Soviet Russia, infinitives split you.

In soviet russia meme uses you!

[MagmarFire]

In Soviet Russia, you kill smoking.

[cacturnerules]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem write YOU

[Twilight Wolf]

In Soviet Russia, making "in Soviet Russia" jokes is an offense punishable by a prison sentence.

[cacturnerules]

In Soviet Russia, jokes make you.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I HUNGER!

[MagmarFire]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem write YOU

WIN

[The Glamour Nazi]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem write YOU

WIN

It was pretty good.

I've heard it before though.

[MagmarFire]

That might've been the first time for me, so I'm happy. :>

[Darth Wyndisis]

haha

[The Glamour Nazi]

HAHa. They laughed.

fix'd

[MagmarFire]

Reference?

[The Glamour Nazi]

Reference?

Quarter Life, halfway to destruction

[Darth Wyndisis]

^*$%*^5$*% @#$^^%$#. I WAS JUST JAMMING TO JUSTIN BEIBER AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS DECKED OUT IN JUSTIN BEIBER MERCHANDISE SITTING AT MY COMPUTER JAMMING AWAY TO A MUSIC VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY LEG, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY LETTER OPENER ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT DARN THING FELL OFF AND LANDED POINT-DOWN ON  MY KNEE. OH MY GOSH DARN DIGGITY DANG DID THAT HURT. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING HURT SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY GOSH DARN CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE LETTER OPENER IN MY KNEECAP BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY LEG. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, DRESSED IN JUSTIN BEIBER CLOTHING FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC VIDEO GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY DIE-HARD DEATH METAL FAN AND THINKS JUSTIN BEIBER IS FOR GIRLS. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOSH DARN LETTER OPENER OUT OF MY LEG.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[The Glamour Nazi]

^*$%*^5$*% @#$^^%$#. I WAS JUST JAMMING TO JUSTIN BEIBER AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS DECKED OUT IN JUSTIN BEIBER MERCHANDISE SITTING AT MY COMPUTER JAMMING AWAY TO A MUSIC VIDEO ON YOUTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY LEG, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY LETTER OPENER ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT DARN THING FELL OFF AND LANDED POINT-DOWN ON  MY KNEE. OH MY GOSH DARN DIGGITY DANG DID THAT HURT. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING HURT SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY GOSH DARN CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE LETTER OPENER IN MY KNEECAP BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY LEG. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, DRESSED IN JUSTIN BEIBER CLOTHING FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE JUSTIN BEIBER MUSIC VIDEO GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY DIE-HARD DEATH METAL FAN AND THINKS JUSTIN BEIBER IS FOR GIRLS. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOSH DARN LETTER OPENER OUT OF MY LEG.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Be an hero to us all.

*salutes*