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[The Glamour Nazi]

Just for the lulz.

I changed my name.

[Darth Wyndisis]

DUDE!  Awesome!  Kyle Katarn owns all.  Except Darth Caedus.

[The Glamour Nazi]

DUDE!  Awesome!  Kyle Katarn owns all.  Except Darth Caedus.

Sorry, you're wrong.

Wookieepedia disagrees.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Haha!  I am so bookmarking that website.

Caedus still owns Kyle pretty badly in Fury (spoilers) though, but Kyle gets the last laugh eventually.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Kyle always gets the last laugh.

He's frickin' KYLE KATARN.

Remember the dark-side ending of Academy?

[spoiler]
Jaden has to pull down the building on Kyle, because he knows he can't win, and Kyle STILL wins. Not only that, Kyle can steal your lightsabers and PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
[/spoiler]

And don't get me started on the missions in that game where you escort Kyle escorts you.

[Darth Wyndisis]

LOL I forgot about that.  He put up a much better fight than the Ragnos-possessed Tavion.  I always loved using cheats to spawn Kyle in some of the levels and watch him kill EVERYTHING.

And don't get me started on the missions in that game where you escort Kyle escorts you.

I like when he says something like, "Great, the door's locked.  The keys probably hidden somewhere twelve floors up.  Now how does that make sense?

[The Glamour Nazi]

Kyle-KRIFFING-Katarn can hit every time with an E-11 Blaster Rifle. Because He's Kyle Katarn.

I love sitting back and letting him murder EVERYTHING in the escort levels, and then mopping up the dismembered bloody pulps he leaves behind.

Also, Kyle has an AWESOME spaceship.

[MagmarFire]

You know who also has an awesome spaceship?

I DO.

[Hi no Seijin]

Can you fly me to San Francisco, then?  I want to see if the Mythbusters will hire me.

[Pale Dim]

Can you fly me to San Francisco, then?  I want to see if the Mythbusters will hire me.

Nah, I was there last June. It ain't all it's cracked up to be.


IT'S BETTER.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Spaceship?

[Pale Dim]

Yes. I went by Spaceship.

IT. WAS. AWESOME.

Edit: EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

[Darth Wyndisis]

OMF IT WON'T STOP LOL

[Pale Dim]

I know. Isn't it awesome?

[cacturnerules]

a=x
a+a=a+x
2a=a+x
2a-2x=a+x-2x
2(a-x)=a+x-2x
2(a-x)=a-x
2=1

Problem?