Pick-up lines

[daemonsage420]

Throw your best pick-up lines here and see who has the power to woo whomever they want to.

me:Do you rent or own?
chick: Rent or own what?
me: ...those wings you angel.

It's a little corny but it works.

[The Postman]

Dude  ;D old fashon

[daemonsage420]

Do you have any pick-up lines?
Am I the only dude who uses them??

[Darth Wyndisis]

Me:  Is your elephant untied?
Chick:  WTF?

[The Postman]

I dont need them ;D

[daemonsage420]

I dont need them ;D

Why's that?

Oh yeah, cause you're the only Gerudo dude ans those chicks have just been itchin to jump in the sheets.

[The Postman]

Girls be all over me like salt on a peanut ;D

[daemonsage420]

I just get mine when and where I can. I even make coffee while I'm gettin some.

[The Postman]

 :-\ ok dude

[daemonsage420]

Hey, I'm a man who loves his coffee.

[The Postman]

With cream to ;)

[daemonsage420]

Naw. I just like black coffee.

[The Postman]

Duuuuuuuuuuuude ;D

[daemonsage420]

It's better that way.

[The Postman]

I like coffee