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Started by Pale Dim, September 29, 2010, 08:03:41 PM

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Darth Wyndisis

#15
October 03, 2010, 05:00:01 PM
I am going to go to a farm and kidnap a whole bunch of cattle.  I will then force them to watch and listen to that movie for days on end without letting them sleep.  After several days they will forget that they are cows and have the ability to pass through matter.

The Glamour Nazi

#16
October 03, 2010, 05:13:47 PM
Quote from: Darth Wyndisis on October 03, 2010, 05:00:01 PM
I am going to go to a farm and kidnap a whole bunch of cattle.  I will then force them to watch and listen to that movie for days on end without letting them sleep.  After several days they will forget that they are cows and have the ability to pass through matter.

I want to see this.

MagmarFire

#17
October 03, 2010, 08:59:46 PM
I DON'T. DX



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

The Glamour Nazi

#18
October 04, 2010, 07:57:26 AM
Cows that can pass through matter?! THAT'D BE AWESOME!

MagmarFire

#19
October 04, 2010, 07:07:53 PM
You know what else can pass through matter? Ghosts.

Ghosts are scary.

Therefore, cows that can pass through matter would be scary.

YOU CAN'T BEAT MAH LOGIKZ!!!!1!1



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

The Glamour Nazi

#20
October 04, 2010, 08:00:43 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on October 04, 2010, 07:07:53 PM
You know what else can pass through matter? Ghosts.

Ghosts are scary.

Therefore, cows that can pass through matter would be scary.

YOU CAN'T BEAT MAH LOGIKZ!!!!1!1

Some ghosts are also friendly, which means that some of those matter-passing cows would be, not scary, but friendly.

MagmarFire

#21
October 04, 2010, 09:30:10 PM



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

The Glamour Nazi

#22
October 05, 2010, 09:31:04 AM
DARN YOUR LOGIC AND YOUR GAME-NESS THAT I JUST LOST!!!

*Spins into a dark eternity*

Pale Dim

#23
October 05, 2010, 12:52:30 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on October 04, 2010, 09:30:10 PM
OBJECTION!

DUDE

That just woke up the animals of the house.


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The Glamour Nazi

#24
October 05, 2010, 01:26:51 PM
Saa...

MagmarFire

#25
October 07, 2010, 02:21:21 PM
Quote from: Jean Havoc on October 05, 2010, 12:52:30 PM
DUDE

That just woke up the animals of the house.

Don't have your sound up so loud, then. =P



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Keaton

#26
October 07, 2010, 06:11:00 PM
Quote from: MagmarFire on October 04, 2010, 09:30:10 PM
OBJECTION!

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Twilight Wolf

#27
October 07, 2010, 06:31:17 PM
Yeah, that was my reaction, too.

I mean, it shattered my whole perspective on scariness and friendliness. :<
What, you expect me to say something witty?

The Glamour Nazi

#28
October 07, 2010, 06:44:55 PM
Quote from: Edward Elric on October 07, 2010, 06:31:17 PM
Yeah, that was my reaction, too.

I mean, it shattered my whole perspective on scariness and friendliness. :<

*FROWN*

MagmarFire

#29
October 10, 2010, 09:10:00 PM
Quote from: Edward Elric on October 07, 2010, 06:31:17 PM
Yeah, that was my reaction, too.

I mean, it shattered my whole perspective on scariness and friendliness. :<

Casper the Friendly Ghost.

Instant example.



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.
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