You know what sucks?

[The Glamour Nazi]

Thanksgiving sucks.

Also, I can totally see almost every family member I have totally not understanding what I would like for Christmas because they're too dense to pick up hints and are too lazy to ask what I'd want.,

So I can see me getting a ton of stuff that I won't even touch once, other than that first pity time you use it. Or I could look forward to getting a ton of Anime DVD parts that are totally unrelated to each other.

I hope you can get cash for returns, because I can guarantee I don't want more than 18/20 of what I'm going to get.

[Pale Dim]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. That sucks.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I'm not gonna sugar coat it.

You're fat.

And I know if I sugar coated it you'd just eat it like nothing happened.

[Pale Dim]

I'm 5' 11" and I weigh 154 lbs! AND IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET TO THIS WEIGHT!

If anything, I'm skinny as heck.

And I see someone needs a nap.

[DW]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

I'm diabetic.

[The Glamour Nazi]

PANTS!

[Pale Dim]

UNDERWEAR!

[The Glamour Nazi]

What does a vacuum and a girl have in common?

They both suck!

Oooooh.

[Pale Dim]

PEEEERV

[The Glamour Nazi]

I win today's internet.

[Pale Dim]

No. No you don't. You don't deserve it.

[Twilight Wolf]

I'm not gonna beer-batter this shrimp.

I'm an alcoholic.

[Pale Dim]

I am not surprised.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Our puns are horrible.

[Pale Dim]

But you know what else is horrible? Killing Strippers.