The End News

[Deku]

What? I never said I believed in that crack-pot.

edit: And I was laughing at anyone who did.

[The Glamour Nazi]

I was all like...

"Where is Jesus and his giant vacuum?"

And I asked everyone if they were enjoying their Rapture.

Apparently the Raptures have learned to open doors.

[Deku]

I was all like...

"Where is Jesus and his giant vacuum?"

And I asked everyone if they were enjoying their Rapture.

Apparently the Raptures have learned to open doors.

My family and I were eating dinner, and it was 5:50. I was like, "Well guys, we've got ten minutes left, let's enjoy the last supper."
XD
My family laughed.
After six, I said, "Well, the rapture happened, and we're still here... Must mean we weren't good enough."
My mom got all offended by that

[Keaton]

lol @ ur mom

Man, every year they tell us a new way that we're all going to die suddenly, and it's always around sweeps week.  I've given up on the media.  The news is just another corporation.

[Deku]

The reason I believe in the 2013 thing is because it is backed by "facts".

Someone says the rapture will happen = 0% chance of rapture happening.

Someone says that objects in space may pass close enough to damage the ecosystem over the course of a couple of months = A LOT MORE BELIEVABLE THAN GOD KILLING EVERYTHING HE LOVES BECAUSE SOME OLD GUY DEEMED IT SO.

But it'll probably be another false scare. Still, my mom always has plenty of water stocked in case anything happens. Love her to death, she likes to be prepared like I do.

[Hi no Seijin]

God kills things he loves.  Look at the Old Testament.  Noah's Ark, those towns, the Egyptian firstborns.  For a god who's supposed to be all-loving and, more importantly, all-forgiving, He really is quite a jerk.  "lol im goin to kill lots & lots of peeple!"  "God ur so funneh!"

God = biggest Marty Stu ever.

[Deku]

God kills things he loves.  Look at the Old Testament.  Noah's Ark, those towns, the Egyptian firstborns.  For a god who's supposed to be all-loving and, more importantly, all-forgiving, He really is quite a jerk.  "lol im goin to kill lots & lots of peeple!"  "God ur so funneh!"

God = biggest Marty Stu ever.

These are things that even as a Christian, I can't really argue against.

There are a lot of things in our religion that don't make any sense. I've come to terms with this.

[MagmarFire]

God Himself even lampshaded the fact that He acknowledges that what He asks of us sometimes makes no sense to us at least once.

Now, I'm going to resort to the Rule of Cautious Posting Judgment and say no more before this begins to erupt into an off-topic (and sensitive besides) subject. PMs, guise.

[Keaton]

Yes, no religious ****storms, please.

[Pale Dim]

Had to share.

[MagmarFire]

I lol'd.

Still, it looks like we're gonna have to get our lulz elsewhere for the next few months. Fortunately, there's quite a bit in between until then.

[MasterKeyX]

When Rapture was passing (it was meant to actually all end at 6pm) I was doing a calculus problem in my dorm.

Good thing the world didn't end. I got that problem right.

[Pale Dim]

When Rapture was passing (it was meant to actually all end at 6pm) I was doing a calculus problem in my dorm.

Good thing the world didn't end. I got that problem right.

Is it wrong to say I found this funny?

[MagmarFire]

No, because I found it funny, as well.

[MasterKeyX]

If you didn't know, guys, he reschedules armageddon to October 21st, 2011.

Yeap.