April Fools.

[Keaton]

We all love Nintendo and it's clear they they love us back.  Still, the timing seemed right and I had to seize the moment.  The forums were still fully functional, other than the fact that they're in maintenance mode.

Anyway, everything's back to normal now.

[Gamefreak]

Smashing.

[MagmarFire]

Tacheon, you cheeky devil, you...

[Deku]

I was all like "Really? Really, Nintendo?"

And then I burned every Nintendo product I owned...

Probably shouldn't have jumped the gun...

[Darth Wyndisis]

Haha, good one ZV.

That scared the hell out of me for a good two or three seconds then I was all like 'lol wait a minute...'

[Hi no Seijin]

I wish I had remembered what today was.  If I had, I wouldn't be posting this from prison.