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How bout some jokes.

Started by daemonsage420, May 13, 2006, 09:55:06 AM

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MagmarFire

C'mon, it's not that big of a deal, guys. How 'bout some more jokes?

JOKE:

This idiot was rowing a boat in a field of wheat, having a very difficult time getting from one side of the field to the other.

Meanwhile, another idiot was riding in his pickup truck and noticed the first idiot. Infuriated, the second one got out of his truck and bellowed at the first idiot. "It's idiots like you that give the rest of us idiots a bad name! If I had a rowboat, I'd get over there and hit you!"



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

The Postman

Heres one:
Yo mammas so ugly she walked into taco bell and every one ran for the border ;D

MagmarFire

Ooh! Here's one!

Your daddy's so fat that when he sat down in school, he sat next to everybody!



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

The Postman

Yo mammas so stupid she gave birth 2 u ;D

MagmarFire

Okay, you went too far that time... :'(

Well, anyway, your momma's so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund!



Advanceshipping and Rion had better be Chuck Norris approved.

Howl

Ganon yo mammas so old her 1st christmas was the 1st christmas

Evilbob

Hey kids!
don't insult mothers! 'cos if you do you insult all the mothers!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3007417704059163679

Howl

lol, very random, but put to good use

The Postman

Okay heres another
Yo mammas legs like spoiled milk white and chunkey ;D

Howl


Evilbob

Didn't you listen to mr.T ?


Evilbob

Good Idea!
but, In true A-team fashion, AK cat misses every shot.
well, they miss the wall. and hit Ganon.Oops

Howl


Evilbob

AK cat had to miss something, and he chose the wall.