Silly E3 2007 predictions

[iastreb]

look guys, the other Topic: Silly E3 2006 predictions will be locked, i decided to make another for all the next E3, sorry SwordKing, for stilling the idea ;)

[Jack]

I fixed the title.  :P

[Hi no Seijin]

All right!  First prediction!

Ahem.  Shigero Miyamoto and Koji Kondo will come crashing through the roof in meteors to announce the next Zelda game, titled The Legend of Zelda:  Kokiri Sage of Fire.  This game will not have Link as the playable character, but rather Saria.  And she has a sword made out of fire ( ;D) and a Deku Shield that can't be burned (well, duh, she's going to be the Kokiri Sage of Fire).  The player can also tag team as Nabooru, who carries both a spear and a battle ax like that of the Iron Knuckles.  The antagonist?  Ruto!  *insert evil grin here*

[Jack]

Sony will announce that they're dropping PS3's price 400% to stem rising losses as it turns out that (as per the Microsoft VP's prediction) gamers are buying XBOX 360s, Wii's, and new cars for the cost of a Playstation 3.

[Evilbob]

japan finally reveals what we all know: the Xbox 360 didn't sell 'cos the japanese had moonboxes made out of moon rock and other consoles are just for "retro"

[iastreb]

allright, Nintendo anouns the Console of the future,Classica! with the new console you can play every console game sin the universe, PS ones, XBox ones, and Nintendo ones!

[Hi no Seijin]

Nintendo announce that Tingle is an actual person in their employ and is the real creator of The Legend of Zelda series.

[Evilbob]

the real tingle is then executed.
sales of all zelda games go up by 3x10⁹⁹

[miko]

Super Smash Bros. Brawl look cool

here

[Hi no Seijin]

Granted, that is cool.  Now for a prediction.

The fourth Super Smash Bros. will feature Cloud Strife (FF7), Sephiroth (FF7), Rudy Roughnight (Wild Arms), and Sora (Kingdom Hearts).  Also included is a music gallery featuring classic Nintendo themes with popular songs from the games the aforementioned are in (i.e. One Winged Angel [FF7], Hikari [KH], Into the Wilderness [WA]).  If you don't know those songs, you are missing out and I feel sorry for you.

[iastreb]

Sony announce the new PS3 released! but for our luck is a total copy of SNES with slow internet

[Hi no Seijin]

Sony announces they'll consider lowering the price of the PS3 if people buy other Sony products.  Key word being consider.

[Gamefreak]

I try again to publish my now on DVD and soon to be best selling Novel, To Kill a Tingle, and the Joy of Cooking Tingle.  I sent some scripts to Hollywood, and some producers are very keen on the idea.

[iastreb]

Shigeru Myiamoto announce his new book- What the Nintendo characters eat?

[Evilbob]

look at the detail on mario's dungarees!
sorry, I had to point that out.