I HATE EVERTHING

[MagmarFire]

It will be free.  Just give the SS a call and tell them Hi no Seijin is your friend.

Okay. *dials* Hey, Sniper Squirrels! Hi no Seijin is my friend. Join my banana-eating scarab army! ;D

[Hi no Seijin]

They won't join, but they'll be allies. ;D

[Zelda Veteran]

THATS IT!!! IVE HAD IT!! SNIPER SQUIRELS?!? BANANA EATING SCARABS?!? GORON MINIONS!! I DECLARE WAR! COME MY PENGUINS! WE WILL SHOW THEM ALL NOT TO MESS WITH P.A.D.S.!!

[Mysterious F.]

Okay, did he take his medicine this morning?

[Hi no Seijin]

Can't we be allies, ZV?  After all, I believe we share common enemies.  Like Tingle, for instance.

[Mysterious F.]

We all hate Tingle, and we'll only join forces if we are fighting Tingle. Still, that is soon, this is now. Attack my Zombies, Moblins, Gorons, Zelda bosses/mini-bosses, and Sheikah ninjas!

[Hi no Seijin]

If we're allies, then I don't need to.

[Aero]

That's why I don't like Dekus.  You guys need to find a better way to attract customers.

What, we should sing and dance instead? If we don't sell anything,we can't feed our familes! Then there will be a war, and an army of angry deku scrubs! It'll be like the end of the world!

[Hi no Seijin]

A singing and dancing plant would catch my attention.  Just you popping out of the ground would get my attention.  Honestly, Deku Nuts?  That hurts.  No, really, it hurts.  I was talking literally.

[saria..]

dont forget my kokirir warriors. :D

[Evilbob]

THATS IT!!! IVE HAD IT!! SNIPER SQUIRELS?!? BANANA EATING SCARABS?!? GORON MINIONS!! I DECLARE WAR! COME MY PENGUINS! WE WILL SHOW THEM ALL NOT TO MESS WITH P.A.D.S.!!

AK cat will support ZV!
AK cat stats

[The Postman]

MY POWER I INFINATE YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... AND HA ;D

[MagmarFire]

I shall assist ZV, as well, as long as he doesn't interfere with Hi no Seijin's sniper squirrels!

[The Postman]

TIME TO UNLEASH MY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alex]

like you have more power than i   plllllllleeeeasse
(z snap*)