Invent how to KILL TINGLE CONTEST

[iastreb]

same as title. but at the end of the day, someone will win the prize of absolute Tingle hater! and join Who hates Tingle club ::)

[saria returns]

First burn his skin
then poke him  with a shap object
then force him to watch a fairy being killed
then burn him to dust and make birds poop on his ashes

[iastreb]

good, you are in the list!!! ;D

[saria returns]

 ;D thanks if i ever saw  that g@y tingle id kick him in the nuts (if he has any)

[iastreb]

if no one else dont suggest nothiung, you'll be the winner of the day ;D

[MagmarFire]

I'd use him as a punching bag; I'd cast Firaga on him (you know, the most powerful kind); I'd hit him with a ninety-nine-and-a-half-foot pole repeatedly; I'd eat him, and then kill him, but throw up afterwards; I'd have my future army of banana-eating scarabs to kill him some more (he reincarnates. I'm sure you understand); I'd use his own magic words against him (in other words, "steal them"); I'd use more of my Firebending/Earthbending (Firaga and Graviga) to burn him into a crisp and trample him; I'd have the Great Fairies turn against him; and finally, I would freeze him.

Yeah, I'm too kind of a guy, aren't I? ;)

[iastreb]

change of plans, you'll now every Week who is he winner of the week, for now, the only three are good ;D

[Evilslayer]

Read at your own risk.

First thing you need to do is find him.
Then beat the crap out of him and pull him by his hair down to a dark and cold dungeon.
Lock him up in a cell and let he stay there for two months with little food and drink. But enough to keep him alive.
Preferably he should be chained to the wall, by his thumbs.
While he's there, force him to watch as faeries are being TORTURED. Very slowly.
After the two months, pull him up to a torture chamber. By his hair.
Tie him to a stone table.
Fetch a pair of Crocodile shears and torn his you-know-what straight off.
Put salt in the wound.
Put nails in his eyes.
Slowly cut his skin off.
Burn him with hot iron.
Cut his ears off.
Finally, strap him to a Breaking wheel and let the breaking begin...

[MagmarFire]

Wow, Evilslayer. You're evil! :o

[iastreb]

sorry, guys, tomorrow im leaving, so ill anounce the winner... is Evilslayer! see you next week! ;D

[MagmarFire]

*weeps uncontrollably* :'( :'( :'(

[Mysterious F.]

Step 1) Give him infinite life. Step 2) Put him to sleep for the rest of his life. Step 3) Make Freddy Krueger (a murderer in the American series Nightmare on Elm Street, he gets in your dreams and kills you, and what happens in the dream world is going to happen in real life) haunt Tingle's dreams forever, and because he has infinite life, he'll never die, so his pain will last forever! It's better than Evilslayer's cause Tingle will be infinitely tortured and he's out of all of our lives! SPLEEEEE!!!

[Zelda Veteran]

1) Tell him to sit in the corner of a round room, or he will get mauled by a bear.
2) Release the bear
3) Let themm play for a while, call off bear
4) Stap him to a table
5) Cut his willy off with a dull butter knife
6) Cut his stomache open with scissors
7) Use your fingers to open it and make it wider
8) Use a spikey rotiserie to real out his intestines
9) Put a shirt on him that says I hate fairies
10) Cut his back open
11) Cut his face in a perimiter
12) Peel the skin off of his face
13)Pour salt in the wounds
14)stuff your mangled tingle
15) Prop him up somewhere in a nieghbors house
                    Tingle is gone

[Mysterious F.]

He won't die, so the torture will be infinite. Mine is better.

[Zelda Veteran]

Yeah I have heard brutal things.. I have seen mass slaughter before my very eyes.. I have seen gorey movies... I know how to kill a man...