Evil

[Mysterious F.]

Come my minions! It's time we take over this world!

[Hi no Seijin]

If you don't mind, I'll take over my world first, then join you. ;D

[Mysterious F.]

Still, any other minions.

[Zelda Veteran]

The P.A.D.S. army wont let you.

[Mysterious F.]

I have not a clue what that means. Still, my army is now of zombies. They never die, and when they kill someone, that person becomes a zombie on my side.

[Hi no Seijin]

Well, ain't that a pity.  Zombies are creatures of Dark Magic, and Dark Magic can be defeated with the Light of Justice.  I hope you have something in your army to make up for this weakness.

[Mysterious F.]

Invincible forcefields.

[Zelda Veteran]

well now he does. PENGUINS! he has formed an alliance with my army, and he is under the protection of P.A.D.S.

[Mysterious F.]

And my millions of armies.

[MagmarFire]

My banana-eating scarabs are impartial. Why must we have this quarrel? Let's take it out on Tingle!

[Mysterious F.]

Lets wait just a few more days, when my anti-Tingle weapons arrive from UPS. ;)

[Hi no Seijin]

 :o  UPS delivers weapons?!  Awesome!  Now I'm going to order some!

What can brown do for you? ;D