Disappearing horses

[The Postman]

Naah cuz then she would be staggering

[alex]

7 years is kinda old for a horse...
older epona looks like she's 2 or 3!

[Anju]

I know!It's like Link's riding her and she suddenly falls from old age!You don't ride a horse that old across the country!

[Nabooru]

Well since nobody in LonLon ranch had anymore kidneys left well they moved to something healthier.

[Anju]

Uhh...I was talking about the horse,not Link.

[Davros]

Lol! But I still don't understand how Epona can be so enrgetic after seven years... Unless Hyrule horses live longer than normal ones (Or a wizard did it...).

[Hi no Seijin]

Sure.  Blame the wizard.

I think that since Hylians were gifted by the goddesses, any livestock the Hylians raise are also superior to any others that the other races raise.  Look at the Elves in The Lord of the Rings.  Their food is always superior to everyone else's.

[Anju]

I hate Lord of the Rings!

[Hi no Seijin]

Them there are fighting words, missy.

So, yeah, what where we talking about?

[Davros]

If the Hylian horses are blessed by the goddess and live longer, does this explain why Hylian milk from Hylian cows heal serious wounds? And why people can get drunk on this milk? (Though that does only happen in MM...)

[Hi no Seijin]

Most likely.  But I don't think it's the milk itself that is alcoholic.  They must be adding something in it.  Probably beer or whiskey.

[Davros]

Or maybe the owner of the milk bar just drugged that guys milk, he diddn't seem to like him too much...

[Anju]

Maybe the Gorman brothers put something in it before Cremia delivered it.

[Hi no Seijin]

No, the Gorman brothers try to break the jugs of milk.

[Davros]

Yeah, why? They seem to be able to go fast enough to go past the cart (They slow down to keep behind it) So why not attack Cremia, knock her out (Or kill her, your choice) and then nick the milk. Why smash it? If you want to stop Milk being delivered kill the cows (Or the owners).