The Legend of Blah Blah: New Year Resolutions
31 Dec 2011 by hinoseijin
Zelda I will replace Link as the playable character so people will stop confusing us.
Ganondorf I will bring about the Apocalypse on December 21, 2012.
Tingle I’ll stop being creepy. For 387 rupees. Per day.
Navi Hey! Listen! You need to go to
Linebeck I’ll stop sending out Link to do all of my treasure hunting for me.
Nabooru I’m going to *resolution bleeped out to keep the site PG-13*.
Ezlo Hah! Like I need to improve myself!
Error I AM ERROR!
Happy Mask Salesman I’ll start taking my medication.
Beedle I will start wearing clothes, but only when I’m cold.
Postman I will reach one hundred percent performance efficiency.
Ruto I’m going to marry Link. <3
Labrynna Maku Tree I’m going to marry Link. <3
Sakon I will learn to not run like a pansy.
Ralph I’ll stop running around on my own and being useless.
Malo Vasu Ring Shop, you’re next.
The Strange Brothers We promise to switch to decaffeinated coffee.
Rem I’ll stop falling asleep…on…the…zzzzzz.
Kafei I’ll keep a better hold on my adulthood.
Maple I’ll practice my landing.
David Jr. I am never going to step foot on another ship ever again.
Borlov I’m going to get out of the gambling business.
Ulrira Er...uh...hmm...how to say...please call...outside...Dark Link - !hayiiiiH