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Link watches Gonzo suspiciously as the latter examines the sea through a telescope. What does Link think as he observes the pirate?


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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

uno
Link: stripes realy mke you look fat

Cody
Link: Oh for the love of god, I hope he isn't seeing seagulls.

Ayuna
Link: I bet you're plotting something... Like putting me in a cannon and shooting me into the depths of the ocean and then... Nah, who am I kidding? That's just crazy talk...

The Submissions

Rinku Chan
Link: Why do you get an arrow oer your head!? All I got was a thought bubble!

Killer Cottoncandy
Link: (I bet my telescope is bigger than his. I'm a real man!)

Sapphire aria
Link: Idiot. Don't you know the bow of the ship is behind you? What are you looking at?Wait a second...What the...OMPH! *Gets hit by a rogue cannonball*

Rhia-chan
Link: You think I should tell Tetra that he's checking her out? naaaaa (grins evily an pulls out his own telescope)

Hero of Time
Link: Hmm.... I wonder what would happen if I shoved that thing in his eye...

Minty Fresh
Link: Look, I'm SURE looking for these "triforce peices" is a very important task, but I need my telecope back so I can aim the cannons at Tingle Island.

TMC
Link: OMG! and you looked like a girl...

KKoro
Link: The magic arrow will always tell me where you hide, little pirate man...
Gonzo: (Just keep looking forward, he can't see me if I don't vibrate like a hallucinogen-induced cat)
Link: (You will become part of my Katamari, you will...)

Zeldamaster
Link: Did you touch my butt?

ANDREW
Link: STEAL MY JOB HUH? NOW YOU MUST DIE!

BobBond0011
Link: Something weird is going on. I've never seen such a clean crow's nest...

Chuncha
Link: Avast Ye scurvy dogs!!! Free camera!

Chris
Link: Uhh..ew...i think i should tell him...man he really does have bad earwax...i should tell...nah ill let him find out for himself.

Maki
Link: Did this guy wipe a booger on me?

Ford
Link: I wonder if he's Ompa-Loompa

rupee
Link: Ewwww! I never noticed that tapeworm in his ear until now....

Yo
Link: Ahhhhhh!! I'm wearing a dress! Someone get it off!AHHHH! What are you staring at, you son of a @#$$?!

potato
Link: What kind of crow's nest is this? There ain't no crows or any birds!
*Helmoroc king snatches Link* Crap, you're supposed to kidnap GIRLS remember?

KKoro
Link: You know, Tetra's gonna find out that you were watching her shower...

What
Link: You got that out of a Captin Crunch box?!

Deku
Link: The games in Japanese i wonder if he's looking for a translator

lik
Link: What the heck is this guy doing?

Zeldababe
Link: (thinking) What the heck is he looking at? we're in the middle of the fraggin' OCEAN!

Kojinka
Link: When are we gonna reach the Castle of A-a-a-rgh?

Hyrule Girl
Link: How dare you make fun of MY hat... I wonder if Cyclos is anywhere nearby...

Sibella
Link: um....that guy is scary,he looks like a cukoo head.hee hee ha!?!crud..i didnt see that coming...is he in love with his telescope or something?He\'s weird looking...CUKOO HEAD!!!!!!hahahaha really?i bet he doesnt know what 1+1 or 2+2 is..........hmm oh gooden golly!

ShadowLink13
Link: Ugghhh! Did you just fart?!? GROSS!!!

jarod
Link: freaking fro whats in the bleu

Elflord
Link: He has a giant mole on the back of his head.

legendaryblade
Link: hey, werent u in that movie.....the wizard of oz?
Guy: U never saw me, i didnt have a mustache and carry a lolipop.....
link: hmmm......
(this is the part where the pic comes in)

Trevor
Link: I spy with my little eye...

Eagler
Link: I think.......IT'S TIME FOR NUMA NUMA DANCE

Nubz
Link: Hey Link, this telescope must be broken because I don't see "Gullable Island" anywhere!

Cyb309
Link: *mumbles* thinks hes so cool with his BIG telescope.....well....*pushes pirate off* WOOPS?

Darth Ales
Link: Hmm what is he looking at? I'll just use mine...HOLY CRAP IT'S PAMELA ANDERSON!!!

Link91
Link: Que matao...

Nny's Assistant
Link: Pfft! And I thought I looked like a moron Cel-shaded!

Animerican
Link: You better stop fooling yourself. Believe me, I've already tried on this ship, and I can't spot land OR what Tetra's doing in her cabin...

Makar
Link: Tetra's gonna kill you for this, Peeping Tom!

Emm
Link: Don't think I can't smell my hostess cake on your breath, you dirty rotten bum...

Scube
pirate: "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!"
Link:thinking: Batting 1000 in crazy!

curious
Link: Either we're in Sims or scurvy is making me see that arrow!

dundun
Link: My scope is bigger than your puny scope!

LJ
Link: I spy with my little eye... Something beginning with "you're next!"

MagmarFire
Link: Hey... what's that arrow doing above his head?!

Noone
Link: Ahoy! Captain Ahab, it be The Great White Whale!

Georgee
Link: Heh heh... the ol' ink on the eyepiece. That'll teach em not to shoot me out of a cannon.

???
Link: Let's see what's in that pocket of yours....

Claypeople
Link: Hmmm....I like his hat...I wonder if I can burrow it, I'd look good in it, AND I'd have that cool yellow arrow pointing at me and show everyone that I am the chosen one!

Linkmaste
Link: Mmmmm...red bandana and yellow arrow.

shadowknight
Link: cool hairdo, redhead!

Vizhion
Link: He realizes there's a cap on the end of that, doesn't he?

Robbie
Link: Must... not... push...

*Push!*
*SPLASH!*

Moon
Link: He's the lookout, but he never says what he sees . . . hmmm.

goofybroad
Link: When is it going to be my turn. . .?

Topher
Link: (Sniff sniff) Oh...My...God. No wonder he stays up here in the crows nest.

Jeremy
Link: What the Hell are you looking at! Oh my god shes hot!

Taylor Barrow
Link: Stop checking out my sister...

z-man
Link: that guy is not right in the head

Narcissa
Link: Dude, I don't think Tetra will be happy once she finds out you're looking through her cabin window...

linxhot
Link: Please tell me that he isn't wearing that belt with hip huggers! It looks atrocious!

Steiner_Bucket
Link: ...God, it's that same arrow again.
Arrow: Mwahahaha!
Link:...
Arrow: ...
Link: WTF?! I ONLY HAVE 20 RUPEES! THAT ARROW STOLE FROM ME!
Arrow: (runs) Mwahahaha!

Boblin
Niko: Wow! I never new the sea was so colorful!
Link: That....is because your looking in a kaleidoscope....

Ash
Link: So what if your telescope is longer than mine? My sister gave me this one and... Hey! Are you listening to me? Hey! Listen!

Alyssa
Link: Wait, the name of the ship is "Titanic"?

Luke
Link: if he finds land and we find out its just beedles boat for the 9th time i swear i'll push him overboard!

Natu
Link: heh, heh, now if you move a little closer to the railing...*Link pushes him overboard*

Heroftime
Link: Your telescope is some crappy ripoff

michelle
Link: i hate you.

martin
Link: I bet he is dumber than a dodo! I know he is a murderer! he vandalises landmarks! I better kill him silently!

Aaron
Link: do you have any idea how stupid you look?

Red-Winged
Link: Doesn't he know that blue stripes and a red hat are just a total fashion blunder?

Jack
Link: Out on the ocean, no one can hear you scream little man.


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