The Caption Game

The Caption Game is TDC's classic interactive feature. Here, you can submit a humorous caption to the screenshot below. When submitting use the submission form below, or you can send your caption in an email to webmaster [at] desertcolossus [dot] com. Remember when submitting, that any captions considered inappropriate or vulgar will not be posted, as will off-topic or spam submissions.

While exploring Forsaken Fortress, Link suddenly jumps for joy. What epiphany has brought to bear such an outpouring of happiness?


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Holiday Contest Reminder

[Leever decked out in Holiday style] Hey folks, don't forget that this is the edition for the 2005 Holiday Contest. Though, the contest ended on Dec 27th, 2005, so this announcement is moot, one can suppose.

The Best of the Bunch! (ie. the Contest Winners)

  1. [Grand Prize]
    Weien
    Link: Praise Din! My huge collection of rare phonograph records is complete! I dance upon a tower of vinyl!
  2. [First Prize]
    Blank
    Link: Finally! The Princess is in the first castle for once!
  3. [Second Prize]
    Michael Harrison
    Link: These new hoverboots work great!

The Submissions

Animerican14
Link: *thinks* I just came up with something! If I keep jumping up and down with stubby feet and legs like this, I'll eventually break them and get landed into early retirement, leaving the rest to someone else! Besides, who ever heard of a kid like me succeeding in a quest like this?

GreenDayLinkLvr
Link: YES! NO MORE NAVI!!!

Mingo JD
Link: Super mario brick breaker!!

Damien F.
Link: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just saved 15% on my King of Red Lions insurance by switching to Geico!!!
Random person: uhhh... Link, you just violated the laws of nature by talking.
Link: ...

LJ
Link: I *do* believe in fairies, I *do* believe in fairies, I *do* bel...
Woot! I can FLY!

Damien L.
Link: "Horah, horah, I have beaten the game! "..............*Not knowing that the giant bird will come back to bite his head of*

Missy
Link: Sure, make fun of me because I wear tights, but .... I bet you can't do THIS!!!!

Ramzan
Link: I'm superman!

MiCrOn
Link singing: FIVE GOLDEN GRIP RINGS!!

Joe E.
Link: Yay, I've perfected the art of The Million Shadows! Beat that, Shadow Link. *does River Dance victory stomp*

Jesse
Link: "Yay! More booze!"

Wayne
Link: They finally opened a McDonalds out here! I'm starving!

CHokoLaTeThUnDa4
Link: Oo0Oo0O0o look at me im doin the kitty kat dance! kATz iM A KIttY Cat... And i DanCE DanCE DancE and i DanCE danCE danCE and I meow MOew Meow and i MEow MEow meoWW oOooooOOOO0_o

Alpha
News Anchor: “And in Zelda news, Tingle has been given his own RPG! Japanese rejoice while Americans prepare to send nasty hate-Tingle-mail to Nintendo. However, some people have a different perspective…

Link: “YEEEES!!! Now that Tingle’s out of my hair, Nintendo can start focusing on the important stuff! Like making my body bigger than my head!”

Darth Citrus
Link: "Thanks Mister. Now we know!"

"And knowing is half the battle."

GIIIIIIIIIIJOE

SqueekieDeekie
Link: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insureance by switching to geico!

Kirk Rogers
Link: THE LIONS WON THE SUPER BOWL! THAT HASN'T HAPPENED IN 1000 YEARS!
TV Commentator: Ohh, the Cowboys just pulled off a field goal for the win!
Link: Oh, fudgebuckets!

Kokiri
Link: NeOWWWWWWCH!!! Spiken up the butten.....

logan
Link: Whoohoo!! I knew I could beat the Master Quest!

Tingle Ting
Link: Ha ha! Winter is coming! Keese are dying by the truckload, good riddance to them all!!!!!

Trevor
Link: Yes, finally it's almost Christmas now I can get that Nintendo DS I "accidently" found in my grandma's closet

Gettogether
Link: I THINK IM FINNALY BEGINING TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF THIS GAME!!!!!!!

or is there another plot?...

Ryan
Link: YES!!! By this point in the game, whoever's playing thinks cel-shading wasn't a bad idea after all! Oops...shouldn't be talking...

HorseRWfreak
Link: I'm in a weird Anime movie where people fly around in cool poses! OOH!! I have the huge eyes and a ridiculously small nose to fit the part!! Somebody PLEASE shoot me!!!

Shawna
Link: I just saved 15% on car insurance!

SmashManiac
Link: It worked!!! I knew bringing Tingle here was a good idea! Now Ganondorf thinks I'm dead and my two worst enemies won't bother me anymore!
And one I thought wearing green clothes was stupid!!!

JediAnn Solo
Link: YES! I finally found the RESTROOM!

thebawp
Link: Oh boy! I can't wait to get my hands on Twilight Princess for Christmas!

Outside picture: No one had told Link about the Twilight Princess delay...

kamakaziplumber
Link: I just realized... with that pesky Aryll gone, I'll finally have my own room!!!

Agh Gha
Link: Yes!! I finally have enough rupees to buy that burrito off Ganon!

Mountainviewpool
Link: My teddy bear! I was looking for that!

easfett
Link: On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a Helmaroc in a Forsaken Fortress......

Alan
Link: Yay! I didn't wet the bed this time!

jonco
Link: I just had my period!

KKoro
Link: Cannonball!

jivjov
Link: The Desert Colossus is hosting a Christmas caption contest, and it is All...ABOUT...ME!!!

Daniel
Link: My new 360 is here!!!

Jackalope
Link: All right! Tetra said she'll be my girlfriend! We can use Makar as mistletoe!

legendaryblade
Link: Yay!!! a new layout! .......But what are those Leevers doing behind me!?

Masamune
Link: I have fury!

Brian
Link: "Yes! I finally paid off my debt to Nook!"

spaciga
Link: Oh my good golly gosh! All my sword is guarded by is one Bokoblin!
*Bokoblin coustume unzips to reveal 10 moblins*
Link: O_o oh poop. How did you fit in there?
Moblin: Yo, don't ask us FOOL, a'ight?!
Linkzzzzzzz; O_o

Sara
Ganondorf: I have your sister in the room beside you, Link, and you'll never find her! Mwahahahaha!
Link: Woo-hoo! Ganondorf just told me where my sister is! Mwahahahaha!

Leinator
Link: <fires arrow at tingle> I hit him! I hit him!

Jack
Link: I just realized... only two weeks until Christmas!


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