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During heated mounted combat, Link dispatches serval goblins, sending them airborne. What do they exclaim as the go flying from their mounts?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Dann Wolf
Goblin: Abandon pig!

Gaara's Girlfriend
Goblin: Nooooo!!! Curse you Link!Holy Crap Im FLYING!
Link:Shut-up you mindless freak *shoots goblin with an arrow*

Midna
Goblin: Wait Link I didint get youre autograph!

Lokes
Goblin: What the Hell? His sword doesn't even strike us! See that light resembling the swords route? HAX!

hahha
Goblin: I think that hog is checking me out...

death
Goblin: WAIT!MY BOAR STILL HAS PINK EYE!!!

knight of the zoras
Goblin: I LOVE CHEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE

EJ of Hyrule
Goblin: Curse you... Peter Pan!!!

Orca Jr.
Goblin: Jeez, Maybe I Shouldn't Of Ate Those Magical Beans!
Link: You Got That Right!

Fenkeo
Goblin: There has been a slight delay in our boar ride as I have just been disembowled and am miracuously not bleeding...oh wait...this is Twilight Princess...dangit!!

Baruu
Goblin: I AM A GRAPHIC!!! I AM A GRAPHIC!!! IT WON'T HURT!! THE GRASS IS GRAPHIC!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Xyana the Arrow
Goblin: TROUBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!

Cathy
Goblin: Make sure to get my good side.

fridgos
Goblin 1: You know, if this mad person doesn't save the game, we're gonna do this again tommorow
Goblin 2: *crys* OWCH!
Link *to camera*: Dont Save!

Raii
Goblin: I'm coming, grandma!

Kaiki
Goblin: I'm gonna make it to the moon!
Other Goblin: Dude, we're not cows.

Zelda's #1 fan
Goblin: Well THIS is unsanitary!

Phantompig
Goblin: but link! i want to ride into the sunset with you!

MasterOfSwords
Goblin: Yay! We're flying! We're flying!! WE'RE FLYING!!!
Goblin2: No! We're falling! We're falling!! WE'RE FALLING!!! AHHHHHHHH! *THUD*

Krishna
Goblin: Shouldn't have fed the ol' boar those beans...

Mr. Waddles
Goblin: I believe I can fly! I got shot by the F.B.I.! All I wanted was a chicken wing! Instead I got shot in the ding-aling! I believe I can soar! As I walked through the open door! Band-aides are stripiling up and down!

Twilight's Note
Goblin: Oh my god, I got hit! Send more troopers idiot! He's gaining on Chife Goblin!

shino1994
Goblin: shoudent the sword have made me bleed not fly? course you animaters defying the laws of phisics!!!!!!!!

Person
Goblin: I sure wish I had bought life insurance before this happened.

Demon Chaser
Goblin: (to other goblin) Now I understand why Lenny became deserted us!

Zeldaaaa
Goblin: Dude! im soooo getting some air time for this trick!!!

Suzuka
Goblin: Not again. -_-'

ninnie x
Goblin: Karen! I want you to always remember, I like pie!

Tensuke
Goblin: D-d-damn y-y-you L-l-Link! Y-y-you m-m-maked m-m-me l-l-lag s-s-so b-b-bad, t-t-that i-i-i c-c-can s-s-stay -i-i-in t-t-the a-a-air!!!

fred frankburger
Goblin: I`m getting paid extra for this right?

Happymasksalesman
Goblin: Come on link, you know me and midna are meant to be!

Bani
Goblin: Ooh-ooh-ooh! Yeah! Nice hit! Man, I knew I shoulda sold tickets to this thing... what a great rumble, huh, buddy?
Other Goblin: Dude, shut up and pass the popcorn, hm?

Oh No!
Goblin: EEK! FLEAS! JUMP OFF THE BOARS, EMINA!
Enima: But we'll DIE upon landing!
Goblin: It's a better doom than fleas!

1080 Spin Attack
Goblin: WOOT! EXTREME POLO!

Hero Link
Goblin: I WILL BE AVENGEEEEEEEED!!!!!!

Lala
Goblin: My dream has come true! I'm in the MayTrex!!

Zant
Goblin: OK, we're not Team Rocket, and we're NOT blasting off again. We are two stench monster goblins flying through the air due to a large blow of a sword, dammit.

keel
Goblin: WENDY I'M FLYYYYIIINNNNGGGGG!!!

ORLY?!
Goblin: BANZAI!!

Kathryne
Goblin: I CAN FLY...*hits ground*...Okay, no I can't.

BamMargera
Goblin: Link I'm warning you the hog has gas, well actually I contributed to the stench too, in fact it was all me. Well maybe I did somthing more than fart, but who cares right!
Link: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!, and by the way If your are still doing "that" you need real help.

Spazztic Bunny Hood
Goblin: So, was it the hero who made us go flying or the flinch of the boar?

Raikou
Goblin: WHAT!? WHY DIDN"T ANYONE TELL ME I COULD FLY???

Ancient Man
Goblin #1: I'm Falling! *hits the ground*
Goblin #2: I'm Falling too! *thud* Hey, I landed on something soft.
Goblin #1: Hey, you didn't land on me.
Goblin #2: Eeewww!

Master spartan sir
Announcer from Halo: DOUBLE KILL!

I Have Humor
Goblin: Why won't Lord Ganon offer life insurance?

Nat the Yoshi
Goblin: Teacher: So the lesson learned here, kids, is that if you Drink and Boar Drive, Link will come and kill you.

Psy
Goblin: Looks like Team Ganon's blasting off again!

Impa
Goblin: *mid air stop* Link, I have always loved you.
Link: Ew...
Goblin: That's not going to work...is it?
Link: No.
*mid air stop ends*

Acoryst
Goblin: As yoooooou wiiiiiish!

amigo
Goblin: We will we will ROCK YOU

Darth Ales
Goblin: I'LL SEE YOU IN THE SEQUEL *flies off*

Tally
Goblin: Oh, Suger Honey Ice tea!

Maky
Goblin: -looks down- Link, is that a thong?
Link: What! No way!
Goblin2: Oh, look! Yes it is! It's red!
Link: -kills them both-

Taky
Goblin: Hehehehehe. I can see Zelda dressing room from here. The site is wonderfull.
Link: -kills Goblin-

Animerican
Goblin: UNGH! Remember what I told yah, mah boar Suey- don't hang out wit' the wrong crowd!

mangachan
Goblin: To infinity... AND BEYOND!!!

flaminghalo
Goblin: i miss OOT, where he coudnt knock us off!

jackal
Goblin: gee, I hope this is reflected upon my frequent flier miles...

Grace
Goblin: I believe I can flyyyyy!
Other Goblin: YAYYY! Encore!Encore!

Mariesa
Goblin: Dont sneeze on me!

shadoninja
Goblin: I cant believe it, my dreams of being able to fly is so close*splat*

Kojinka
Goblin: I'm glad I got...
Duck: Aflack!

Altaire
Goblin: Arghh.......lord Saddler!.......

Mysterious One
Goblin: All right! We ended up dying together! Give me high five my man!

curious
Goblin: Wheeeee!!!
Link: You're not supposed to be ENJOYING it!!!

Gutennurgen
Goblin: Shazbot!!!

Ally
Goblin: With my full blater. His going to be the sorry one.

Sabatta
Goblin: He Wasn't kidding when he said none shall pass!

Seekcro
Goblin: I can see my house from here! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Master Goron
Goblin: *Singing* I can show you the world...

medli20
Goblin: I KNEW I should have saved 15% on my boar insurance by switching to Geicoooooooo--------!!!

Raru
Goblin: NOUNSER: ooh! minion12324 takes a burn out into minion16743,and link wins NASCAR:SPECEAL HYRULE EDITION.
Minion16743: YOU IDIOT!!!!
Minion12324: But he gave me 45 ruppes to crash! LINK Hee hee hee.

Barinade Jr the 103rd
Goblin: Wha- LINKS USING A SWORD WHILE RIDING A HORSE?!?? That's cheating! Link must have found some cheat code... from Zelda!!! He's gonna hear from my lawyer about this! (SPLAT!)

lovexxhatexxtears
Goblin: Slow-Mo!

jeenawoah
Goblin: Oh, dear.

uh, yeah!
Goblin: I'm a real boy!

lord of all dragons
Goblin: Crap! Why did I have to leave my wallet down there with the hog?
Link: Did he just say that aloud?

link909
Goblin: I Believe I Can Fly!!!!
Arrow Hits him.

Evanie Sylence
Goblin: I JUST WANTED YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!

bite my skull
Goblin: Team Rocket, blasting off again!

SwordKing
Goblin: Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Richard Hinman
Goblin: I believe I can fly!

HH
Goblin: Umm, pardon me Link, but it seems as though I fell off my boar, do you mind helping me up?

Ethen
Goblin: Team Rocket is blasting off again!!!!

Maku
Goblin: For once I feel the freedome when I'm flying through the air!!
Link: -looks up- Ugh, the damn thing isnt wearing underwear...

Mr. Zelda
Goblin: That boar sure looks hungry...

Rin
Goblin: I just said He looked a little fat in that tunic geez!!!

weirdkokiri
Goblin: I Regret Nooooootttttthhhhiiiiiiiinnnnggg!!!!!!!!!!

42
Goblin: What is this large thing coming up to meet me? It needs a large round name: ound, mound, gr-ound, ground that's it ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me...hello ground! *smack*

Nintendo2.0
Goblin: Why the heck do we even bother fighting him?

Bratfire
Goblin: I'm serious, Link! Don't mess with-
Ms. Piggy: UH! Did you just HIT ME!? HIIIYAAAAA!

Rinku
Goblin: I belieeeeeeeeeeveeeeee I can fly! I belieeeeeeeeeeeveee I can touch the sky! I- OOMPH.

Cookie
Goblin: You can fly, if an elf, full of rage, comes to kick, your, BUUUUUUUUUUTT!

Jumanji
Goblin: Whee! Do it again!
Goblin #2: We won't be doing it again. *disappears in a puff of smoke* Goblin: Oh poo! *disappears too*

Lil' Wind Kokiri
Goblin: Goblin#1: Team rocket's blasting off again!
Goblin#2: Dude,this is the ZELDA series. NOT pokemon!
Goblin#1: Oh.....
Goblin#2: Idiot.
Link: You're all idiots!
Goblin#1: He's got a point dude.
Goblin#2: Oh shut UP!
Goblin#1: YOU shut up!
Goblin#2: YOU SHUT UP!
Goblin#1: YOUUU!
(They keep telling each other to shut up for the next 100 years)

Harashi
Goblin: HAX!!!!11!

Mike
Goblin: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

MagmarFire
Goblin: Wait! I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!

Tingle Hater
Goblin: I can see my house from here!

Attack of the Killer Polka Dots
Narrator: And with that, screaming all the way, he flew off into the sunset.

Luke
Goblin: wheeee i'm flying.

Mystic
Goblin: I love you, mom!

Shadowknight
Goblin: Whee, I like flying! *a pause* ... that ground is sure comming up fas- *CRUNCH*

Liam
Goblin: Alley-oop

Zarus
Goblin: OhMyGod! I'm DYINNNNNGG! Wait, I can FLY!

ShadowMaster
Goblin: whoo, dude. (to other Goblin) Put Your arm down!

mantis
Goblin: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!

newlink
Goblin: I cant help it if my name is tingle too you think I like it!

Eraineda
Goblin: WEEEEEE,I BELIEVE I CAN FLY,I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!

Shino Aburame
Goblin: TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

Saria-chan
Goblin: Wow, I can see my house from here!

KC
Goblin: So, wanna get some Lon-Lon milk after this?

Domenico
Goblin: Straight to (Mario) galaxy!

ZV
Goblin: Stupid uncontrollable boar!!

Link104
Goblin: This is not my idea of Boar Wrangling!

Maki
Goblin: WHOA! I can see my house from here!

Helloooo
Goblin: (with a very high class british accent) Oh dear, I seem to have fallen of my steed...Well, might as well enjoy it "I believe I can fly..." (get's an arrow in his stomache)

Fey
Goblin: Looks like I'm blasting off again!!

Monica
Goblin: Wait. Am I a knight or a monster or a goblin? I thought I was suposed to be an goblin?WHHHHYYYY?!

Hyookami
Goblin: The boar was rented!!!!

M Warrior
Goblin: How do swords make me go flying!? It was suppose to cut me!

link
Goblin: Curse you link i will kill you some day!!
Link:...

jackal
Goblin: Looks Like Team Rockets... (in unison):BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!

Jack
Goblin: Mother was right--I should have been a doctor!