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As the boat carrying her favorite Grandchild sails off to sea, Link's grandmother pensively stands at the dock. What does she think as Link and the crew departs?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Denise
Grandma: Wait, Link! You still have my pills in your tunic! I NEED THOSE TO LIVE!!!!!

Evilbob
Grandma: At last I'm rid of him! Now to kill the rest!

Blank Fireside
Grandma: I've waited a century for them to reopen the Hyrule Bubba-Gump Shrimp branch. This is the happiest day of my life!

dan the man
Grandma: LINK! remember to change your underwear every day!! and put on you cream , you dont want to be getting that embarresing rash! (delete following if u want jack) and remeber to whipe your bottom properly!!

Animerican
Link: *shouts* Who will protect you from those crazed magical creatures of the forest?
Grandma: Nonsense, dear! No harm can or will come to this small, oblivious and ignorant community!

DekuDentist
Grandma: Resist...urge...to party...keep waving Grandma...keeep waving...

Lamster
Grandma: Yharr, 'ere is me rum and coke... Me wants it... me crippled old lady... Yharr

theoneyouknow-who
Grandma: And thus it bagan... again... or was this the end... wait... WHERE THE HELL IS THE MANUSCRIPT!?
Ganondorf: CUT! DAMMIT! CUT!

MaximumBunney
Grandma: Have a nice teatime with Ganondorf! (Innocent smile)

Anonymous
Grandma: Link, how could you do this to your poor old Grandma? You need to stay home and take care of me. *Goes home and gets sick until Link comes home near the middle of the game and gives her a fairy*

Nabooru
Grandma: Now that they're both gone, I shall have a wild tea party with all the Moblins, Bokoblins and Ganon!! Moa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ozna no Kooya
Grandma: WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIT!!! I love you, Jack Sparrow! Come back! BE WITH ME!!!

Kyo
Grandma: Finally I can walk around the house in my thong.

Mo
Grandma: Are...are they MOONING ME?!

Grandma:

Megan
Grandma: Good thing to, I forgot about his birthday.

Mazohyst
Grandma: You forgot to put the toilet seat down...

Guck
Grandma: What the flip... WHO GAVE A 12 YEAR-OLD A SWORD!!!!!!!

dizzy goron
Grandma: Maybe a black tunic would have been in order. The green one i gave him won't do with his nice new friends. oh dear. Maybe a eyepatch?

KC
Grandma: I wonder if he'll bring me a present...

Killswitch
Grandma: Now that my punk grandson is gone I finally have time to play the Caption game at Desert Colossus! I sure wish they had Bingo...

Lardo
Grandma: Finally! With those brats gone I can get some sleep!

Loki
Grandma: Come to think of it.... nah, I prefer not to...

Lokes
Grandma: Ah well, they're all gone... Well, i can't mourn forever... HAMBURGER PARTY!!!!

Maki
Grandma: It's about time!

JrP
Grandma: It could have been worse, it could've been that talking boat who tries selling me household appliences.

Awkin
Grandma: Now... I can't just let Link go off on his own now... can I? Time to assume my disguise! To the Beedle-Mobile!

Zeldagirl
Grandma: now that he is gone, and tetra promised to get rid of him for me, i can collect his life insurance and buy the new yellow mustang that i want. with aryll's life insureance i can buy that ipod i wanted. whoopy!!!

Ty
Grandma: Oh my God! The British are coming! Run for the hills!

gamerblossom
Grandma: You can't take my grandson away! Wait! Hold on! Umm...Parsley, Parsnip, Parton, Pa... Parle! I invoke the right to Parle! According to the rules set down by- hey! Stop! Bloody pirates!

Ensual
Grandma: What the hell's this thing coming out of my head!

Omni
Grandma: OWW!! my back gave out

Niyyu
Grandma: I wonder if I can throw an egg that far...

Whocares
Grandma: I hope no one found out I just cut the cheese!

SkyeNinny
Grandma: Why does everything I love leave me?? First that guy with the picto-whazzits, my babuh- *sniff* *sniff* Oh deary me. Did I just past wind again? Can't blame the boy anymore now can I?

The Weaver
Grandma: It's the Black Pearl!! Where's Johnny Depp?!!

MacPhearson
Grandma: Ooops...I think I booked the wrong ship...oh well. He won't notice that he's not in Hawaii.

Pike
Grandma: *eye twitches* no...THEY LEFT ON THE CRUISE WITHOUT ME!!!!! NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE FUN FUN CARRIBBEANNY RESORT!! I WANTED MY SPECIAL MONOGRAMMED BARF BAG!! WHERE'S MY BEANO?

sally
Grandma: ahh, it reminds me of the good ol' days. i was strong and fit and sneaky. that's why i hid here. "they" are still looking for me.

dan
Grandma: goodbye...cruel world *jumps in sea*

The Black Crow
Grandma: Oh God, please let him die, or clean his room.

Dance of the dentists
Grandma: What's this cloud above my head? Oooops! I just let off a stinker! Good job Link is off the island!

themoonisntcheese
Grandma: I hope u burn u little girly freak! I hate you.....Oh, I am so sorry....terrets. I cant help it, i was born with it, sometimes i just kind of WISH U WERE DEAD!! I mean, sometimes i blurt stuff out.(faint giggling)

minuet
Grandma: Kids these days... they grow up, they go off with pirates, they save the world a few times... I should've gotten a cat.

oprah
Grandma: Who cares if he's my favorite grand kid. The important thing is that I have my credit card all to my self.

Shadow Vaati
Grandma: AND DON'T COME BACK UNLESS I GET GREATGRANDCHILDREN!

Pluffalo
Grandma: *grumbles* That kid had better back before supper. Doggonit, he always takes so long to go on a perilous quest, usually saving a princess or someother lovely damsel, and a nation along with her! *sigh* We were gonna have beef tips portabello tonight, too...

Baruu
Grandma: I hope he finds that clean pair of underwear I packed for him.

Xyana the Arrow
Grandma: *sniff* my little baby is all grown up and...and sailing off to destroy evil! *sob*

KKoro
Grandma: He's going to feel really silly when he realizes he forgot me.

Corpse Bride
Grandma: Oh,darn,he forgot to pack underwear again...he`s always wetting himself,he needs his extra underwear!!!

PrincessZelda
Grandma: Well, I'll never see that grandson again. Time to go adopt a new one.

Grandma:

LiNdSeY
Grandma: I hope those nice pirates don't do anything stupid like shooting Link out of a cannon and making him lose his sword and have to travel all the way up a fortress....

nerdfrombeyond
Grandma: Oh no!I FORGOT TO GIVE HIM HIS PANTS!!!

Chris
Grandma: I wonder if Link founf out about the hole in his costume yet?

zeldafreak
Grandma: WAIT A MINUETE! WHERE IS YOUR CHAPERON? COME BACK HERE!

DarkZelda
Grandma: Dear din he is such an idito. he thinks he can go get his sister, meet a talking boat, save an old kingdom, and defeat a oversized gerudo. but, he will probably crawl back home like always.

Caleman
Grandma: I just can't help but think that they forgot something, Oh wait, they forgot the anti-Tingle spray

Me!
Boat: is your son/daughter troubling you and costing you a fortune? Then call Helmaroc king removal service on 0800-666-789!
Grandma: Woohoo! Their both off my hands at last!

bluelink7
Grandma: where's my chair...now that he is gone I can finally sit in peace.

superdude
Grandma: damnit! he was about to do laundry

Kyle Anderson
Grandma: Finally got rid of him. Time to party!

Koholint
Grandma: Now who's going to slop the pigs? *grumble grumble*

NLink
Grandma: finally, those little monsters are gone. I am gonna look so hot in their old clothes!

shadowknight
Grandma: boohoo, my poor little grandson, what on earth is he going to face?

Green Cap
Grandma: I hope he packed enough tights and underwear!

Zeldaforever
Grandma: Cookie Dough is yummy... Wait, why am I thinking this? Oh well. Yum...

Mikaudes
Grandma: I knew he would be a good for nothing, hanging out with pirates...

Timestopper
Grandma: Yea! All my grandchildren are gone! Now I can tell Ganondorf it's safe to come over for tea!

Jaz
Grandma: (shouting) Link! Link! You forgot your teddy bear!
Link: (to Tetra) Hey, Tetra do you think you could-
Tetra: Don't even think about it, kid.

Zeldafreak
Grandma: And I hope he never comes back- Oh! Bye Link!

Zeldaforever
Grandma: Finally! He's gone! Good riddance... He was stealing out of my purse! I know it!
Link from far away: Nuh-uh!

Kakera
Grandma: Where have I seen that boat...
Link:*waves at grandma* I'll be home soon I hope...
grandma:Where have I seen that boy?...

Pyrgusfinn
Grandma: Don't forget to wear your braziere!
Link: Grandma for the last time! I AM NOT A GIRL!!!
Grandma: But you are always wearing the most beautiful dresses.
Link: I uhhh... I can explain
Grandma: Oh great! Now I'm related to a crossdresser too!

link-kills-tingle
Grandma: ya know if I don`t eat that macaroni today its just going to go bad.

Steiner Bucket
Grandma: ...Crap! I forgot to enter the last caption contest! No, Mr. Boat! Wait, come back!!!!!!!

DAMMIT
Grandma: DAMMIT! Not I'll never get that money from the government!

DannyPhantomFangirl
Grandma: DON'T FORGET THE MILK!

Coalar Lee Drake
Grandma: (counts money) Wow! I'm making a killing in slave-trade!

JOE
Grandma: *sings parodied Kenny Chesney song* There goes my life. He has that ship loaded down, with green clothes, 1 pair of shoes, and my Hylian express. I checked the rudder, slammed the cabin door, said the gods are good to go. I hugged them all and they headed off to New, Hyroool! *she's cries*

young zelda
Grandma: Dang it! I missed the Titanic!

Commander
Grandma: Where's my applesauce? I know you have it on that boat! Come back here! Applesauce-theif! Applesauce-theif! Ap -memory blankout- What the heck is going on, and where's my applesauce?

Rose
Grandma: Good luck, my baby...

Finn
Grandma: Argh Matey!! *whispers* man ive always wanted to do that...

Tetra
Grandma: When your dancing with your hunny,
And your nose is cold and runny,
You may think it's funny but it's snot!

Frenchie
Grandma: Bomb-voyage little worm. You may find your sister or you may find me!

Grandma
Grandma: There goes my money- I mean my little boy. *Twitch* *Twitch*

Trevor
Grandma: Woohoo now I have my own room to my self!

nerdfrombeyond
Grandma: finally! PARTY AT OUTSET ISLAND!!

Luke
Grandma: I hope as soon as he gets his sister he'll come straight home and get me some of my Fairy Medication from the chemists.

McFat
Grandma: That'l teach him to mess with GRANONDORF !!! Meh heh heh ...

Kan1717
Grandma: Finally I get rid of him!

Raii
Grandma: What the...

Gen
Grandma: How am I going to get down from here now... Come to think of it how did I get up here?

legendaryblade
Grandma: uh-oh, i think i gave him aryll's new tights instead of his green pants.....

Julie the Goddess
Grandma: yes! link is finally gone! now i can sell his stuff and turn his room into a gym!

HH
Grandma: Those knuckleheads left Niko here.

Zelda Veteran
Grandma: Wait a minute... is that cannon aimed at ME???

Vaati fan
Grandma: Uh,link you forgot your...never mind....

laruto
Grandma: Wait! Link forgot his underwear!

Person
Grandma: Finally my plan has succeeded. Now that Aryll has been kidnapped and Link is with pirates, I can finally watch those videos of the guys...hee hee

Jack
Grandma: Blast, I forgot to get back that five rupees he owed me.