The Caption Game

The Caption Game is TDC's classic interactive feature. Here, you can submit a humorous caption to the screenshot below. When submitting use the submission form below, or you can send your caption in an email to kamakaziplumber [at] desertcolossus [dot] com. Remember when submitting, that any captions considered inappropriate or vulgar will not be posted, as will off-topic or spam submissions.

Link debuts his new look as he arrives at the Sumo competition. What does he say to those watching his debut?


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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

NarikoRelic
Link: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, soooo sexy it hurts!

Kioso
Link: Faaaaanserviiiiice!

The Submissions

Jack
Link: Link SMASH!

Ribbonzoza
Link: RIBBONS AND A CHICKEN FOR THE GUARD WHO IS THERE!

Presea
Link: You can burn that "I WANT YOUR BODY" sign now. 'Cause I don't want your body.

copslvr4ever
Link: GET ON THE GROUND! GET ON THE GROUND!

Sumo
Link: I know I am not THAT fat, but I did defeat creatures with weights ranging from 500kilo to 60 ton, soooooooooooooo...

link_person_thing
Link: ...(WETS HIS PANTS)

The_Secret_Sandwhich
Link: This wasn't in the contract...

Mr. ZoZo
Link: I'm really gonna hate myself later...

eher
Link: Crap...i wish i was as fat as midna, eating that cake and crap all day Midna: Anything else to say? Link: Yes...are you still gonna get me those divorce papers from Ruto?

Anju
Link: Does this make me look FAT?!

JJ
Link: Fear my abs of ultimate doominess!

James
Link: Link: me link, u dust!

Arachnetoad
Link: Fear my debuting chest!!

andrew
Link: big boy dipears! There good enough for a hero and for you. *contains heavy toxins

Phantom Dude
Link: WEEEEEEEEEEE, WHERE IS THE BIG SHOW?

Rohan
Announcer: And in this corner at 104 pounds Liiiinnnnk!! Announcer: And at the other corner at 450 pounds the mayor or Ooodinnn!!

Anonymous
Link: Hoy, Hoy, Hoy (sumo talk)

Lunacy
Link: Fear my small chisled chest that is not in porportion with my body!

Fullmetal
Link: I'm too sexy for my shirt...

BobLobCobRob
Link: What are you lookin' at biznotch? Snake: (behind Link using camoflauge) You, you sweet thang! Link: What the --?!

NarikoRelic
Link: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, soooo sexy it hurts!

Sam
Link: Oh Yeah? I'll beat your big bahookie!!

me^-^
Link: I feel a slight breeze....

ME
Link: Does this make me look fat?

BaconWarrior
Link: What am I staring at?

oogaooga
Link: The Boulder doesn't wanna fight sissy gorons

Some_one
Link: For once in my life can I have pants !?

Goron47
Link: Me Link.You bloody pulp.

sj
Link: Behold my muscles!!!!

Kioso
Link: Faaaaanserviiiiice!

MagmarFire
Link: Bow-chicka-BOW-WOW!!!


The Great Moblin is a large Moblin that can speak and leads a large amount of Moblins in the Oracle series. Before Link's adventures in the lands of Holodrum and Labrynna began, the Great Moblin controlled a vast and powerful criminal and trading syndicate. However, he soon found utter ruin in both of his lands of operation during the course of Link's travels.





















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