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On the day of his coming of age, Link receives a new set of clothing from his grandmother as a birthday present. What does the old prune say to our Hero as she presents the gift to Link?

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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

JrP
Grandma: Why are they green?
Grandma: Ask Zill.

Xyana the Arrow
Grandma: Here, dearie. I got you a brand new dress!
Link: Grandma! I don't wear dresses!
Grandma: Why not? Normal girls do!
Link: I'M NOT A GIRL!!!
Grandma: You're not?...oh, sorry, it's always so hard to tell in this stupid Anime style.*@#% designers.

zeldalink
Grandma: Well, Link when I bought these clothes, I heard that whoever wears these will meet a pirate, have their sister kidnapped by a giant bird, meet a talking boat, rescue a violin playing turnip for a big-nosed tree and have to save a a magical golden land at the bottom of the Great Sea from a fat evil overlord. But that'll probably never happen. Eh, Link?

Mazohyst
Grandma: Try these on, I'm sure it'll make you look a little less like that homeless guy who lives under Red Lobster.
Link: Um...who?
Grandma: Oh...what's his name...Adam Sandler!
Link: O RLY?
Grandma: YA RLY.

DarkZelda
Grandma: i was gona get u blue, but they were out. then i was going for a baseball cap and they were out. so finally i was gona get pants but-
Link: (interupts) they were out!
Grandma: no stupid. the tights looked better!

blank
Grandma: I got these cheap from a hobo down the street. I've only got a pesioners budget to live on. Be happy you even get a present

billabong
Grandma: Gwanny has bought you a nice wittle dress for your birthday.
Link: Thanks, but who's that waving at me in your bed?
Grandma: It's not what you think, I swear.
Link: Are you cheating on gramps with Tingle?
Grandma: Shut-up boy and stop asking questions!
Link: ...

Animerican
Grandma: Now , don't be so upset, Link. Be glad I provided skirt leggings for you!
Link: Yay! ...Wait, what?

Matt
Grandma: Link... These fibers are made so only the truthful may see.
Link: Gradma, I'm naked...

RenHatake
Grandma: I picked this up for you in the produce department, i hope you like them....some odd looking man short man in tights told me any boy would look just fine in it.*creepy*

Mattman
Grandma: Link, I love you. But you look so ugly! Will you please change? I am begging you! I'll give you some of my soup.
Link: But grandma, I hate those ugly things!
Grandma:I hope I can at least get him to take a shower...

JrP
Grandma: Now, I know you wanted a CameCube...but this ais just as good! Uh, Link?

blank
Grandma: Link!!! Come get your freshly ironed undies.

Mudora
Grandma: Well, someone other than a fairy had to give them to you to start your adventure.

Jordan
Grandma: Here you go, son. I'm giving these to you not only so you will become a true hero, but also so everyone will have something to laugh at.

Eddie Jones
Grandma: I don't care if you think wearing tights and a green tunic makes you look like a nancy just put the dammned thing on!

clothers_4_budget
Grandma: Here. I got this at a flea market for two rupees so take it.

The green rag
Grandma: I hate these clothes here happy birthday,Link.
Link: I think blue is my color.

Francis
Grandma: This is an old...very old green rag I found in my trash can this morning.Here you can hav it

Aryll
Grandma: Hey,Link,your present came!
Link: Let me see it!
Grandma:I bid on these for you on ebay.
Link:When was the last time they were washed?
Grandma: That I don't want to mention...

Clueless
Grandma: Happy Birthday Link! This is your one and ONLY birthday gift! And if Aryll gives you something else, thow it way...

blank
Grandma: Here are the clothes of the GREAT HERO OF TIME! Wear so you don't make me look bad, because I have the most horrible grandson...[sigh]...just wear them, Stupid!

PeridotBunny
Grandma: Don't forget to pack clean undies, *enter name here*, you are not a commando

sparrow15
Grandma: Sadly Mr. Bond, serious decrease in the production of tuxedos has put me at a loss. I have had to find this green suit and tights for you to complete your mission in.
Link: I'd like to go with no clothes Grandma: Aryll would like that too.

Ethenman
Grandma: Put these clothesw on,you have been wearing those for a year!

Raistlin
Grandma: Take these clothes..and get a girlfriend..and when you come back... I want grandbabies!!! Mwhahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!

Picori
Grandma: Yes, Link.....you have a bad taste when you have to change in front of Ezlo!!!!

an enigma in a mystery
Grandma: Here's your plot device! Have fun!

Darth Citrus
Grandma: "Look, all the other games had one, and I'll be danged before I let my grandson save the world in those"

SariaMew456
Grandma: These were your father's. I bought them when he was your age... of course, that was back in the 70's, when they had this thing called "unisex clothing"...
Link: Um... do you have anything a little less... effeminate?
Grandma: Look, just be glad I didn't go for the leisure suit.
Link: *Shudders*

Darkelfofthenight
Grandma: FINALLY! MY GOD! I have been waiting for you to finally get your coming of age clothes so mabye you'll grow up more! Jeez!
Link: *head down low* sorry grandma....
Grandma: Mabye you'll get some maturity in these! Either that or finally leave me in peace! Good God! I can't afford it anymore!

Candace
Grandma: If you want Zelda to like you, then you must Look the look and talk the talk, home-boy L!!
Link: Zelda is finally gonna give me the reward of a baby now

superpie
Grandma: ur gonna wear this tunic and like it!!!
Link: rasberries.

GrAnDmA?!
Grandma: here ya go, now u can play as robin hood (chuckes)

Link?!?!
Grandma: hmm i dont know who this is but tingle sent u these he said he wants everyone in this style this year

Matt
Grandma: these were once your fathers when he was your age. I left them the way they were. try them on
Link: (sniffs the clothes)

King of Darkness
Grandma: Here link, take these clothes and be proud of it!!!!

Zombie Chicken
Grandma: Here are your new clothes, only been worn at the sweat shop and in the public restroom... and... when i made chocolate in bed...

joshua
Grandma: i made these frome poison ivy leaves and eyelashes

chris
Grandma: Link hurry....put these on!
Link: Why?
Grandma: Dont ask questions Link! We gotta get off this island before the cops get here and find the body....
Link: What??? What bod...
Grandma: Dont delay! We must swim to dragon roost and hide!
Link: But i can only stay in water for 30 seconds...

Luke
Grandma: Heres your clothes all washed and ironed.. it was hard getting those blood stains out, have you been picking your nose again?

Caitlin
Grandma: Here you might need this, for, you know, those rags you have on. I hope these are coolio.

Random-person
Grandma: Oh Linkie dear! Try this dress- eh, I mean um... Tunic! Yes tunic on! I could never fit in it anayway... Uhoh!

Maki
Grandma: Here you go Link your new dancing outfit.
Link: What?!
Grandma: opps sorry I forgot to take my pills today HAHAHAHAHAHA
Link:...

Ambi
Grandma: Do I have to wear this?
Grandma:Shutup and take the dress.

Uber Link
Grandma: you need to get rid of that HORRID lobster shirt you wiyly little tyke. This should liven up you're closet a bit.
Link: But grandma, ive had this shirt since I was born!!
Grandma: EXACTLY!!!

jim bob
Grandma: these are for you go try them on....NOW!!?!?!?!?
LINKI (thinking): ohh god why do you hate me? what did i ever do to you??? *goes cries in a hole*

.
Grandma: After trying on his new outfit, Link realized that his Granny had tricked him into wearing her used, and somehow green, tampons.

JMC Lewis
Grandma: This was once worn by a great, also named Link, but alas, he wasn't as fat as you...

Noah
Grandma: I have nothing to do but give you these worn out idiotic clothes worn by the Hero of Time.

Playuh playuh
Grandma: I didnt have much money for a christmas present so i got you these clothes.
Link: Thanks?

Mechazawa
Grandma: The clothes you're wearing makes you look like a wuss. Here! This will make you almost (but not nearly enough) bootyful!
Link: Yay I get to wear a skirt!

christian
Grandma: these are your grandfathers warior clothes they are very sweaty and stinky but you'll get over the smell eventually.

Red Winged Xu
Grandma: Damnit, you need pants don't you?

malis
Grandma: NOW will you stop fighting evil in your PJ's?

blank
Grandma: Eat this its good for your fiber

TSS
Grandma: I accidentaly put your white shirt in with all of my green shirts.

Phantompig
Grandma: DO you mind taking these to the wash. They are in a need to be cleaned after all the last hero that wore these never took bathes or went to the bathroom if you know what I mean.

Kurai
Grandma: Those clothes you are wearing are stupid. I say, who wears lobsters on their shirts anymore? Huh HUH?!

Nicole
Grandma: Here Link try these on, they are special garb that only the honest can see!
Link:But i can see them.....
Grandma:I'm not calling you not honest!!!It was just a joke....

Haruko
Director:CUT!What's with the empty caption?!
Crewsman:*whispers*
Director:Oh..Kids are gonna fill it in?
Link:Can we get on with it?!I want to play the part where I blow up stuff.
Grandma:*drools*

iPod
Grandma: This was once worn by the hero of dance!
Link:Finally!I can sing and dance with Britney Spears!!

Fred
Grandma: Here's your new work uniform! Yeah, that's right, YOU'RE WORKING FOR ME NOW!!!!!

Sapphira
Grandma: I know you're tired of being mistaken for a Legal Seafood ad...

George R.
Grandma: It wasn't easy, but I got your clothes back from the Like-like

Lenei
Grandma: You didn't expect to stay in your pajamas all day, did you?

Rosho
Grandma: His your pimp clothes deary, wear them with cheap perfume for max afect!

Howl
Grandma: We are saving money. Your going to be eating pork n beans for awhile

Mysterious One
Grandma: This might be a little on the tight side below the belt, but you'll get used to wearing it around!
Link: A 'little'?

mr. flachenheiner
Grandma: well here you go Link, you're new hero's outfit. Hope you like it *snickers* He'll never notice the self wedgie feature.*cough*

die
Grandma: I hope you die in these Linky-Boy!

Sofia
Grandma: Here,link,put this on!
Link: Thanks grandma,i guess.*confused look on his face*

Sailor N
Grandma: HAVE A CLOTHES CAKE!!!!!!!!PIE!!!!!

Alex
Grandma: Please don't mind the smell I pretend Im you every night and I fell asleep once and had an accident.

"That guy..."
Grandma: Hope you like these because this is all your ever gunna get,ever,hahahahahahaha!

Happy
Grandma: Happy Minishmasukah!!!!!

gamerblossom
Grandma: This used to be a handsome white suit, but I accidently put it in the washing machine with some dark green socks, and, well...I'm sure it'll look just fine anyway. Try it on!

NLink
Grandma: I got you a child medium, but they might be a bit tight, so tell me I you need to exchange them. Oh, and don't tell Aryll, but these are her tights. They didn't have any boys tights at the store.

Ryan
Grandma: Look what was on sale at Party City!

squeekiedeekie
Grandma: your finally old and mature enough to run around outset and everywhere without any pants!

Blank
Grandma: I was going to buy you that sword you've been asking me for, but then I thought to myself, "Link would much rather receive clothes for his birthday, like normal children do."

Whocares
Grandma: A guy named Tom INGLE sent this mailed these clothes, only used 987,654,321 times, to you special!

blank
Grandma: you know these are VERY special clothes! link: they're ugly! these suck!

blank
Grandma: Check it out! straight out of the hyrule-mart bargin bin!
link: OMG OMG OMG MOG
grandma: whaaaa?
link:srry!

lizzie
Grandma: Here young skywalker-er..i mean Link-are your new clothes.
(a few minutes later after Link leaves)
man, that skywalker dude is HOTT! ahhhh *grandmother goes on daydreaming about young anakin skywalker*

Dark Link
Grandma: I just made these for you! Don't rip them like you did last time! Okay, Link?
Link: Whatever you old bat.

Lance9384
Grandma: Gawd, here are your flippin' clothes, Link.

Annomomous
Grandma: Take them,they're not that ugly,I hope so at least.

Freezard
Grandma: This is what you would call rough work from a pro, take good care of it my son.

HUH_?
Grandma: I'm sorry, I sneazed on your White clothes, and they're your only clothes left.

happy
Grandma: Now don't wet this won like you did last year... or last night.
Link: GRANDMA!!!!

Darth Ales
Grandma: What? You thought that you wouldn't have to wear these ridicoulus trademark clothes again? Don't be dissapointed be proud child... oh and they are a little dirty and sweaty since the last Link slept in them for 7 years hehe.

"Someone"
Grandma: My old clothes were a bit tiresome and you said they looked bland so I bought you a new set of clothes, for myself. *snicker*

Kathryne Vance
Grandma: I hope you enjoy these clothes. I know they're warm, and I know they're not aqua, but I'm sure, you'll be much more of a ladies' man.

Blank
Grandma: As much as I'd rather have you walk around naked, they tell me it's "illegal" nowadays.

Prime 2.0
Grandma: I WAS going to give you the legendary clothes of invisibility-to-those-who-are-not-pure-of-heart, but I GUESS you should have thought of that before you broke those pots at the scholars house!

ALMITY 1
Grandma: One rip in these and you're dead!

F-Zero
Grandma: I hope spandex is comfortable for you, sonny.

KillerCottonCandy
Grandma: Your uncle sent these to you, but...I think he thinks your a girl...
Link: These were bought at Baby Gap?
Aryll: Can I have them?!?

Super ChuChu Jelly Mastah
Link: Yay! My first skirt and tights!
Grandma: How will I ever get grandchildren this way? *sigh*

Aaron
Grandma: Don,t ask why it's green like that, just put it on!

Steiner Bucket
Grandma: It was white when I bought it...

Coalar
Grandma: Link! Your new green fuzzy cloak came in the mail!
Link: Huzzah! I am now a pimp!
Grandma: Word.
Link: "Rip off dat phat beat DJ so pwnful yo"

HH
Grandma: Link, you know why I got you clothes for your birthday?
Link: Why?
Grandma: Because your old ones are too small, and smell like dead lobsters.
Link: *sigh*

martin foy
Grandma: here's your birthday present!
link: dang, i thought it was the ds! (stupid hag...)

Sally
Grandma: ah, your parents always wanted you to be a girl. They left you a dress and tights, Thank god they didn't leave underwear as well.

hottie
Grandma: You are sure to attract all the hotties in this super hot suit. Your super hot ancestor wore this too...and didn't wash for seven years. Ha ha, the sheer joy of it all.

Trevor
Grandma: Here honey this will make you look like tingle your idol.

Jack
Grandma: Enjoy your Birthday Suit! *snickersnicker*