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As a hideous beasts stares down Link in mounted combat, it spits out a vile taunt. What does the monster say to our hero?


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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Jennifer
Monster: Darn it! I knew I should've gotten a sword instead of matching hats for me and the hog!

The Submissions

ayu2671
Monster: I feel a lot of love here.

Luke
Monster: You were sent by the three billy goats gruff weren't you?

Guru
Monster: Damn, i got to go take a cra......too late

ZehMaster
Monster: ok lets see, a fuzzy horse and pretty boy against me and my pointy beast.hm.. i wonder who gunna win.

SpazzyMcGee
Monster: wow, dominoes really does diliver in under 10 mins!

Sledge
Monster: I don't care what part of the triforce you\'ve got, you still have to pay the toll!

Matt
Monster: Watch out make sure u dont trip over my hor-oooooo thats gotta hurt...

Ryuwind23
Monster: Dude!!! where'd u get that horse!? that things MUCH stronger than my wimpy boar!

Fred
Monster: stop eating the ants and lift ur head u stupid pig

Tom
Monster: ha ha, talk to the pig cause i anit listening

Animerican14
Monster: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! ...Or at least let this thing do its business first, 'k?

Mari
Monster: I am going to get PWNED. Badly.

Alessa
Monster: Does this mean we can't work this out peacefully, Link?

chris
Monster: I will cook you with cheese and spam!

linxhot
Monster: Bring it on Nancy!

Jamie
Monster: I'll rip your bollocks off!

Casper
Monster: Boo!

Darth Ales
Link:FOOL I HAVE DESTROYED ENTIRE ISLANDS!!!!
Monster:Oh yeah? Well um... you fight like a COW!!!!!! Hmm no that won't do hmm... uh LOOK A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!!

Persona
Monster: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Emm
Monster: Yer muther was a haampster, and yer father smelt of elderberries!!

Blake
Monster: Nyaa na na na boo boo!

Kyle
Boar: Don't look down... don't look down... don't look down...

Dragmire
Boar: Hey- somebody dropped a Rupee!

Ralph
Monster: This is my angry face!

Ben
Monster: If you strike me down I shall become more powerfull than you could possibly imagine!

Tito
Boar: I hope that's water from a spilled canteen I feel...

Anakin
Monster: Cover your shame!!!

The
Monster: I spy with my little eye... something that is sharp!
Boar: (disappointed sigh)

Warren
Monster: Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?

Heather
Monster: Hey! You're that guy my boss hates!

Mari
Monster: All your base are belong to us! No, really!

Nevein
Monster: Red rover, red rover, send Link right over!

Nubz
Monster: I'll make glue out of your horse before you make bacon out of my hog!

Ann
Monster: Nyah Nyah! My horns are pointier than your ears!

Gecko
Monster: Good news! I just saved a bunch of money on steed insurance!

Klingon
Monster: KA-PLA!!!

Vampire
Monster: Are you on the guest list? This is a very exclusive dungeon, you know...

nom
Monster: point ears green tunic. Are you an elf or a mutated kokiri? cuz you sure look like a mutated kokiri

Ganon
Monster: Feel the power of my pole!!!!!!

gysm
Monster: What?A horse? I brought a horse from heck,and all you bring is a HORSE!?

Al
Monster: O.K., you can have my lunch money- just put the sword away!

Roboto
Monster: This is the last time I feed my boar a turkey sandwich before a battle!

Thomas
Monster: For the last time- YOU HAVE TO PAY THE TOLL!

Sibella
Monster: Idiot!!I will dispose of you!Break a pose!!!!!1

John
Monster: I forgot my sword at home. Can we do this tomorrow?

Andy
Monster: You've got something on your face... no, other side...

Frank
Monster: Arrghh!!! I can't see with this stupid pole in my face.

Tom
Monster: I see London, I see France...

Georgee
Monster: Don't mind him, he's just a little shy.

G.T.
Monster: Your short skirt may embarass my hog, but not me!

Nny's Assistant
Monster: Okay, there's a guy on horseback coming at me full tilt with a sword. Soooo... why am I not moving?

Triforce
Monster: Link, I am your father!

Ashley Lyman
Monster: Oh wow, a bloke on a horse....... cute....... he'll never get past me, I HAVE A BIG ARMOURED PIG AND YOU HAVE A HORSE, Mwa ha ha ha ha ha *cough*

SSC2
Monster: ...You weren't on the main roster.

michelle
Monster: link i mean really would it kill you to wear pants?

Keese
Monster: criptes!!!!I knew I shouldn't use all my iron in armor!.. for this hardskin boar!!!

LJ
Monster: Ooo, now who's showing off? Mr I-can-float-on-my-saddle...

Medli146
Monster: I can't see anything with this pole thing in front of me! What's that thing in a green dress heading toward me?

LinkNZelda
Monster: Ooo! One of Santa's little helpers! I've tried being a good boy this year! Oh! You brought me a sword!with...with...a REALLY sharp point...and...why is the pointy thing coming towards my face? Isn't that my present?

SwordKing
Monster: HEY! You're cheating! You're only allowed to move in a "L" pattern!

Inu-Yasha-88
Monster: It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

weirdo
Monster: (In a sad sing song voice.)
I am ganondorf, here to take hyrule. Come join me, and together, forever we will rule. As husband and wife

predator
Monster: go away my pig thing has hurt its horns

Jacob
Monster: I got gas.

James Bond
Monster: What I never understood is why you kept letting a shield hit your back when your ride your horse or run. Dont it get sore after a while?

Yeow
Link: Is that just a big stick or yah just happy to see me?
Monster:...

trendy
Monster: Red rover! Red rover!

Korind
Monster: Sit back down, bonny lad; we ain't starting yet.

michelle
Monster: my animal is cuter than yours

Rachel
Monster: fee, fi, fo, fum i smell a hylin bum, i don't now why i am so dumb, But lets go out and by some rum.

Rachelle
Monster: Link, this is your grandma i have brought your favorite chillfied, pepered sauced, sweet and sour souppy and squishy GREEN BEAN CASSOROOL!
Link: NOOOOO, ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! NOOOOOOO.

jacob
Monster: hog, didnt i tell you to wash that pizza sauce of horns before we left? dont you wanna look scary?

tael
Monster: I know what you did last summer!

SKLink
Monster: Um, can you help me? My pig's nose seems to be glued to the ground...

Robbie
Monster: *sigh* Okay, let's try this again. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Alex
Monster: Hey, hey! No fair! I thought the rules were agreed to! All helping creatures must have a huge metal pipe sticking out of their backs!

Treah
Monster: Heeeeey.... How come YOU get to wear a dress!!!!

King
Monster: You will never win this staring contest!

Zelda Freek
Monster: Don't you dare point that sword at me, young man!

michelle
Monster: prepare to eat rotten crabcakes!!!!!!!!!!!!11

BobBond0011
Monster: Excuse me - do you know how I can get to Hyrule?

Mow
Monster: Nice leggings.

Gandalf
Monster: You, shall not pass!

Crush
Monster: Pointy ears, green clothes....did this little boy up here ask Santa to bring an elf to save him?!

Melissa
Monster: Does your horse really taste like chicken?

Zeldafan232323
Monster: WHAT!?That\'s it!?I\'m battling against this--this puny boy!?

ojoooo
Monster: I want my horse back Link!

Gogz
Monster: I will make peanut butter out on your eyes

Gordon
Monster: Link son, I am your father.

Jon
Monster: Fe Fi FO Fum you wanna get past? then get some rum

Philip
Monster: Excuse me, how does one get to the coffee shop?

julianbravo
Monster: stupid pig stop smelling the ground.

Zelda_master
Monster: You cant win. this boar give me +5 to my agility and defensive power.

DD
Monster: Are you the paper boy?

akira
Monster: i have a big monster to ride and you only have a horse

Hyrule Girl
Monster: Do these horns make me look fat?

curious
Monster: Wuz up squirrly butt?

dunno
Monster: Aww jeez it's the green police! Hey officer! I swear to drunk I ain't god! Don't make my cow walk the line

iaskedyoufirst
Monster: Why r u swingn' that sword at me? Wudda mean I did somfin' bad? You ain't my momma!! Smallworld!

Neith
Monster: *reading from instruction manual* Let's see...for this Holy Hand Grenade I need to reach far back. And count to two. No, wait, three. Or is it five? I'm confuuuused...

Alexandra
Monster: Hey,HEY!! There are no swords in chicken!!!

LINK
Monster: PREPARE TO DIIIIIII,OOOOOO SHINEY STICK!

blaze
Monster: That's enough about my backside thank you very much!

sally
Monster: ohhhhh, that sword, it's sooooooooooo........ shiney!!!!!

Erin
Monster: Get lost, Link, or I'll get your mother and then you'll be grounded...again! Haw haw!

MasterGoron
Monster: Hey Link, did you see my new friend? He's the one tied to the pole. He's cooler than you, with your sweet green tunic, cucco-gliding super-powers, and Master Sword super-powers... prepare to be vanquished.

farore
Monster: i am so strong that my bad breath can beat you any time, any where.

Elflord
Monster: Let's play chicken!

Jack
Monster: Stay back or my hallitosis will make mince-meat out of you!


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