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As a hideous beasts stares down Link in mounted combat, it spits out a vile taunt. What does the monster say to our hero?
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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
Jennifer
Monster: Darn it! I knew I should've gotten a sword instead of
matching hats for me and the hog!
ayu2671
Monster: I feel a lot of love here.
Luke
Monster: You were sent by the three billy goats gruff weren't you?
Guru
Monster: Damn, i got to go take a cra......too late
ZehMaster
Monster: ok lets see, a fuzzy horse and pretty boy against me and my
pointy beast.hm.. i wonder who gunna win.
SpazzyMcGee
Monster: wow, dominoes really does diliver in under 10 mins!
Sledge
Monster: I don't care what part of the triforce you\'ve got, you still
have to pay the toll!
Matt
Monster: Watch out make sure u dont trip over my hor-oooooo thats gotta
hurt...
Ryuwind23
Monster: Dude!!! where'd u get that horse!? that things MUCH stronger
than my wimpy boar!
Fred
Monster: stop eating the ants and lift ur head u stupid pig
Tom
Monster: ha ha, talk to the pig cause i anit listening
Animerican14
Monster: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! ...Or at least let this thing do its
business first, 'k?
Mari
Monster: I am going to get PWNED. Badly.
Alessa
Monster: Does this mean we can't work this out peacefully, Link?
chris
Monster: I will cook you with cheese and spam!
linxhot
Monster: Bring it on Nancy!
Jamie
Monster: I'll rip your bollocks off!
Casper
Monster: Boo!
Darth Ales
Link:FOOL I HAVE DESTROYED ENTIRE ISLANDS!!!!
Monster:Oh yeah? Well um... you fight like a COW!!!!!! Hmm no that
won't do hmm... uh LOOK A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!!
Persona
Monster: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Emm
Monster: Yer muther was a haampster, and yer father smelt of
elderberries!!
Blake
Monster: Nyaa na na na boo boo!
Kyle
Boar: Don't look down... don't look down... don't look down...
Dragmire
Boar: Hey- somebody dropped a Rupee!
Ralph
Monster: This is my angry face!
Ben
Monster: If you strike me down I shall become more powerfull than you
could possibly imagine!
Tito
Boar: I hope that's water from a spilled canteen I feel...
Anakin
Monster: Cover your shame!!!
The
Monster: I spy with my little eye... something that is sharp!
Boar: (disappointed sigh)
Warren
Monster: Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?
Heather
Monster: Hey! You're that guy my boss hates!
Mari
Monster: All your base are belong to us! No, really!
Nevein
Monster: Red rover, red rover, send Link right over!
Nubz
Monster: I'll make glue out of your horse before you make bacon out of
my hog!
Ann
Monster: Nyah Nyah! My horns are pointier than your ears!
Gecko
Monster: Good news! I just saved a bunch of money on steed insurance!
Klingon
Monster: KA-PLA!!!
Vampire
Monster: Are you on the guest list? This is a very exclusive dungeon,
you know...
nom
Monster: point ears green tunic. Are you an elf or a mutated kokiri?
cuz you sure look like a mutated kokiri
Ganon
Monster: Feel the power of my pole!!!!!!
gysm
Monster: What?A horse? I brought a horse from heck,and all you bring is
a HORSE!?
Al
Monster: O.K., you can have my lunch money- just put the sword away!
Roboto
Monster: This is the last time I feed my boar a turkey sandwich before
a battle!
Thomas
Monster: For the last time- YOU HAVE TO PAY THE TOLL!
Sibella
Monster: Idiot!!I will dispose of you!Break a pose!!!!!1
John
Monster: I forgot my sword at home. Can we do this tomorrow?
Andy
Monster: You've got something on your face... no, other side...
Frank
Monster: Arrghh!!! I can't see with this stupid pole in my face.
Tom
Monster: I see London, I see France...
Georgee
Monster: Don't mind him, he's just a little shy.
G.T.
Monster: Your short skirt may embarass my hog, but not me!
Nny's Assistant
Monster: Okay, there's a guy on horseback coming at me full tilt with
a sword. Soooo... why am I not moving?
Triforce
Monster: Link, I am your father!
Ashley Lyman
Monster: Oh wow, a bloke on a horse.......
cute....... he'll never get past me, I HAVE A BIG ARMOURED PIG AND YOU
HAVE A HORSE, Mwa ha ha ha ha ha *cough*
SSC2
Monster: ...You weren't on the main roster.
michelle
Monster: link i mean really would it kill you to wear pants?
Keese
Monster: criptes!!!!I knew I shouldn't use all my iron in armor!.. for
this hardskin boar!!!
LJ
Monster: Ooo, now who's showing off? Mr I-can-float-on-my-saddle...
Medli146
Monster: I can't see anything with this pole thing in front of me!
What's that thing in a green dress heading toward me?
LinkNZelda
Monster: Ooo! One of Santa's little helpers! I've tried being a good boy
this year! Oh! You brought me a sword!with...with...a REALLY sharp
point...and...why is the pointy thing coming towards my face? Isn't that my
present?
SwordKing
Monster: HEY! You're cheating! You're only allowed to move in a "L"
pattern!
Inu-Yasha-88
Monster: It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
weirdo
Monster: (In a sad sing song voice.)
I am ganondorf, here to take hyrule. Come join me, and together,
forever we will rule. As husband and wife
predator
Monster: go away my pig thing has hurt its horns
Jacob
Monster: I got gas.
James Bond
Monster: What I never understood is why you kept letting a shield hit
your back when your ride your horse or run. Dont it get sore after a
while?
Yeow
Link: Is that just a big stick or yah just happy to see me?
Monster:...
trendy
Monster: Red rover! Red rover!
Korind
Monster: Sit back down, bonny lad; we ain't starting yet.
michelle
Monster: my animal is cuter than yours
Rachel
Monster: fee, fi, fo, fum i smell a hylin bum, i don't now why i am so dumb,
But lets go out and by some rum.
Rachelle
Monster: Link, this is your grandma i have brought your favorite chillfied,
pepered sauced, sweet and sour souppy and squishy GREEN BEAN CASSOROOL!
Link: NOOOOO, ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! NOOOOOOO.
jacob
Monster: hog, didnt i tell you to wash that pizza sauce of horns before
we left? dont you wanna look scary?
tael
Monster: I know what you did last summer!
SKLink
Monster: Um, can you help me? My pig's nose seems to be glued to the
ground...
Robbie
Monster: *sigh* Okay, let's try this again. Rock, paper, scissors,
shoot!
Alex
Monster: Hey, hey! No fair! I thought the rules were agreed to! All
helping creatures must have a huge metal pipe sticking out of their backs!
Treah
Monster: Heeeeey.... How come YOU get to wear a dress!!!!
King
Monster: You will never win this staring contest!
Zelda Freek
Monster: Don't you dare point that sword at me, young man!
michelle
Monster: prepare to eat rotten crabcakes!!!!!!!!!!!!11
BobBond0011
Monster: Excuse me - do you know how I can get to Hyrule?
Mow
Monster: Nice leggings.
Gandalf
Monster: You, shall not pass!
Crush
Monster: Pointy ears, green clothes....did this little boy up here ask
Santa to bring an elf to save him?!
Melissa
Monster: Does your horse really taste like chicken?
Zeldafan232323
Monster: WHAT!?That\'s it!?I\'m battling against this--this puny boy!?
ojoooo
Monster: I want my horse back Link!
Gogz
Monster: I will make peanut butter out on your eyes
Gordon
Monster: Link son, I am your father.
Jon
Monster: Fe Fi FO Fum you wanna get past? then get some rum
Philip
Monster: Excuse me, how does one get to the coffee shop?
julianbravo
Monster: stupid pig stop smelling the ground.
Zelda_master
Monster: You cant win. this boar give me +5 to my agility and defensive
power.
DD
Monster: Are you the paper boy?
akira
Monster: i have a big monster to ride and you only have a horse
Hyrule Girl
Monster: Do these horns make me look fat?
curious
Monster: Wuz up squirrly butt?
dunno
Monster: Aww jeez it's the green police! Hey officer! I swear to drunk
I ain't god! Don't make my cow walk the line
iaskedyoufirst
Monster: Why r u swingn' that sword at me? Wudda mean I did somfin'
bad? You ain't my momma!! Smallworld!
Neith
Monster: *reading from instruction manual* Let's see...for this Holy
Hand Grenade I need to reach far back. And count to two. No, wait,
three. Or is it five? I'm confuuuused...
Alexandra
Monster: Hey,HEY!! There are no swords in chicken!!!
LINK
Monster: PREPARE TO DIIIIIII,OOOOOO SHINEY STICK!
blaze
Monster: That's enough about my backside thank you very much!
sally
Monster: ohhhhh, that sword, it's sooooooooooo........ shiney!!!!!
Erin
Monster: Get lost, Link, or I'll get your mother and then you'll be
grounded...again! Haw haw!
MasterGoron
Monster: Hey Link, did you see my new friend? He's the one tied to the
pole. He's cooler than you, with your sweet green tunic, cucco-gliding
super-powers, and Master Sword super-powers... prepare to be
vanquished.
farore
Monster: i am so strong that my bad breath can beat you any time, any
where.
Elflord
Monster: Let's play chicken!
Jack
Monster: Stay back or my hallitosis will make mince-meat out of you!