The Caption Game

The Caption Game is TDC's classic interactive feature. Here, you can submit a humorous caption to the screenshot below. When submitting use the submission form below, or you can send your caption in an email to webmaster [at] desertcolossus [dot] com. Remember when submitting, that any captions considered inappropriate or vulgar will not be posted, as will off-topic or spam submissions.

What does the odd boy say to Link in this curious scene?


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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

Darth Citrus
Boy: "Look man, its an honest mistake I'm sure. But I clearly asked for a WIG"

The Submissions

Flea
Boy: Wanna buy a booger? 5 rupees!
Link: Err.. Wanna buy a pig? One booger.

Koholint
Link: OK, kid, so what does a pig say?
Boy: Spam! Spam! Spam!

Windwaker2005
Link: Man you smell awful.
Boy: Thank-you.

Hoser
Boy: How's the weather up there?
Pig: SQUEEE! Oink oink!

Bobbyshaw
Boy: Remember; when shipwrecked at sea, your piggy can be used as a floatation device.

Darth Ales
Boy: I've heard of the minish cap but that's ridicoulus

sleepywindfish
Boy: You gonna eat that?

Javva1
Boy: Pork...mmmm..the other white meat

Rayquaza
Boy: Knock knock.
Link: Who's there?
Boy: Boogah.
Link: Boogah who?
Boy: GET THIS FREAKIN'BOOGAH OUT OF MY NOSE!!

cat
Boy: Do you like that pirate girl?

Miguel
Boy: Are you giving that pig to my mom. She always wanted one.

dundun
Boy: Hey was' that?
Link: New fashion statement!
Boy: Oh. I thought it was a growth...

Steiner Bucket
Boy: Ohmigosh! Press B and an arrow will jam in my forehead!
Link: (presses B)
Boy: Haha! I lied!
Link: Attack him, my pet!
Boy: Holy crap! It's Ganon!

Drekana
Boy: Nah Mister. The Fan boys will not like the new look, I'm afraid.

maggot9779
Boy: ...What?
Link: Wanna buy a pig?
Boy: ...No, not really...
Link: FINE! *gives boy an evil look*

EmuMaster2002
Boy: You think that's weird? I have a giant booger eternally haning from my nose. Your move, Wind Man!

Vaati
Boy: Jaysis,what a smell! No wonder there is snot comin' outta me nose!

Nitros
Boy: Got pig?
Link: Why yes I do.

Not telling
Boy: Why do you have all that money in your hands? Have you ever heard of a bank!?!

Phillip F
Boy: If you're strong enough to lift a pig, could you get this spoon out of my nose please?

Vaati
Boy: All I have to do is send this pig to Ganondorf and he will give my sister back, why does he want a pig?
Kid: Don't do it, Dont send that Pig to Ganondorf, it's a magical pig that tells you where the tri, uh trig forenc thingy is, Duh Whats a Link, Link?(giggle giggle).
Link: that bugger thing must really be his brains he gets more stupid every time he sneezes and eats that thing.

Aim-120
Boy: Hey you punk! Give me that pig, or you will suffer the fate of the last dude that didn't gave me the pig!

ShadowKnight
Boy: Oy!! a marvel "sniff sniff" that the world has not seen!!!
Link: yea yea; now move along, arrow boy.

Anonumis
Boy: OOOOO PIG GIMMIE GIMMIE!! I WANT THAT PIG NOW!!!!!! MOMMY...

Jay Malecki
Boy: Oink! Oink!

Scott
Boy: You gonna eat that?

Coalar
Boy: Ahhh! The arrow's gonna ram into my head!!! Noooooooo!
Pig: Now, Link! Kill him now!

Phillip F
Boy: Hey, if you're strong enough to lift a pig, d'you think you get this spoon out my nose?

Alex
Boy: It's bacon!
Link: Dogs don't know it's not bacon...

Korind
Boy: I once held a bloated pig over my head... and look at me now.

Alex Knepper
Boy: Curvy, pink, and really hot...that doesn't look at all like what the boys at school were talking about..!

Stoopid
Boy: I knew you were pig-headed but this is nuts!

link
Boy: you look stupid with that pig on your head HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and you cant even talk HAHAHAHA.
Link takes out his sword and sends him flying
Boy:WHAAAA!!!I you could do that *sniff*...

MaiAriSquee
Boy: Well, Mr. Winkle, since you're in no position to do otherwise, I'm sure you're ready to begin...negotiations...

Breakdown
As link saw the sea and realized he was wearing the strength braclets, he had an idea...
Link: *throws the pig into the water*
Boy: Am I next?
Link: Yes...

Emm
Boy: Hey Link! Found your mom? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (er, wait. I supposed to be a good guy.....)

Clyweli
Boy: How come you get a pig and all I get is an arrow?

eric
Boy: pig tossing party dammit y wasnt i invited

Nubz
Boy: Ahh, pig... the other white meat.

Ann
Boy: I'll tell you where the barbeque is if you tell me what you're doing with that pig.

Ryan
Boy: Don't throw that pig on me!!

gysm
Boy: Hello!I'm down here!!
Link:Where's that voice coming from?

menotell
Boy: You know why my nose is read in the morning cause this snot used to be my brain.
Link: Um you're starting to scare the pig.

Kilafer
Boy: Hey look everybody Link is bringing home the Canadian Bacon

Sakura
Boy: Hiya mister! Whats your favorite color? Why do you wear green? Isnt that outfit hot? Where did you get that sword? Whatcha doing with that pig? Hey.. What are you doing?! *link drops the pig on him* AHH!!

Maki
Boy: Link! give that pig back to me! i was going to wipe my noise on it!
Link: no way! go find tissue!

Shadow King
Boy: Okay, Link, but I don't think that the Pig Hat will catch on.....

joe
Boy: Are you bringin' home the bacon?

tpg1989
Boy: And after that, you shall cut down the biggest tree on the island with...... a Pig!

Muppetmania
Boy: I saw Mrs. Piggy at orca's she wants to see her boyfriend i mean you link she thinks you are Kermit

Vaati
Boy: i needed to wipe my nose on you but the pig is in my way

martin
Boy: link, are you going to the cliff so you can kill that pig?
link: hell, no! iam going to beat the snot out of beedle with it.

natu
Boy: Hey! That's my...achoo!*sneezes and leaves a huge amount of boogers on Link*

sanji
Boy: Poor pig. Link is trying to prove his theory that pigs CAN fly.

pseudoman
Boy: Yah know that pig isn't gonna make your bad hair day any better...

L-Mac
Boy: Y'd you take him *in the voice of GIR* I loved that piggie, :(

ghasdfh
Boy: I think this booger is planing to take over the world
Booger: he's on to me

linxhot
Boy: It isn't fair! How come you have a pig and I just have an arrow above my head???

Jackalope
Boy: I thought you used to do that with a Cucco... You've changed, Link...

keaton
Boy: BACON!!!!!!!!!!!

Sara
Boy: Okay, I gave you the piggy, now hand over ruppees!
Link: What are you talking about? You're paying me for walking your piggy!
Boy: *makes mean face*

New
Boy: Get a life---or five for that matter!

american idiot
Boy: Wich of you just farted? The pig,you,me,or the whoopy cushin i hid in you're hat? Hmmmmm....We may never know.

Aryll
Boy: Can I have a piggy-back ride, too?

Cyb309
Boy: Quick drop that pig. It's the heart sucking piggy of doooooooooooooooooom!

crimson ryu
Boy: Where are you taking my mummy?

Animerican
Boy: Boy, don't you look silly, running around with a piggie held over your head? *sneezes*

Twinkiebutt
Boy: What? *sniff* I'm not the one who's supposed to be speaking. *sniff*
Booger: Fwahahahaaa!!! Once I escape this boy's nose, I shall increase my size, inflict every one with the common cold, and take over the world!

julian bravo
Boy: don't have enough money to buy food from the market. tsk,tsk,tsk, how the mighty have fallen.

Evil Vaati
Boy: Link, are you stealing my pigs again?!

You
Boy: Put your arms down man, your maken me sneeze, big tasty boogers. the both of you look hungry, you want some boogers

poop
Boy: Oh say can you see, by the dawns early light... Etc.

Andy
Boy: Okay, i traded my pig, now give up the boomerang! Common, cough it up!
Link: (Dang! He cut off my escape route!)

John
Boy: That's the worst case of the munchies I've ever seen

Nevein
Boy: Take my pig? Not by the snot of my nosey-nose-nose!

Georgee
Boy: ...nnnope- no Triforce of Courage here. Next pig!

Tom
Boy: You'll fly that pig like a cuckoo when... uhh... pigs fly.

G.T.
Boy: Gimme back my piggy bank!

King
Boy: Ummm...I ran out of tissues so can I see that pig for a sec?

Burnide
Boy: Can I have some bacon?

unknown5
Boy: Can I say a few words to my pig you're about to dispatch?

vincent
Boy: Why are you holding a pig?

SSC2
Boy: Momma says to take that pig to her. Says the cookout's at ten.

Mr Jinx
Boy: Where are you carrying my mom?

royce
Boy: WOW!!! What kinda ocean did you get that ott'a?

Kojinka
Boy: Awedt you woowied dat pig bight pee od you?

Persona
Boy: How is it that you can carry that pig over your head like it was nothing? Generally, pigs normally do not like to be held or picked up as it will make the pig feel threatened.

Zelda Freek
Boy: What are ya doin' with that piggy, Link? Is it for me? But my birthday was a week ago!...Can I have it anyway? Please?

Gypsy
Boy: Wanna toss around the ol' pigskin, Link?

curious
Boy: Hey Link! Are you bringing home the bacon?

MiCrOn
Boy: Excuse me...sir...?That's my piggie you're about to "depatch-iate". Can I say at least a few words to my pig before you...

unknown
Boy: Which way to the bathroom?

Trevor
Boy: Where did you get that hat?

Makar
Boy: Hey mister, can you spare some bacon?

Jeremy
Boy: Link...Dont look know, but...I think that pigs about to eat your magic bar.

Vampire
Boy: I hope this isn't some sort of fashion statement...

Link Has a Hat
Boy: Don't tell me your trying to pig glide again!?

Some
Boy: Why is everything writen in Jappeness. I can not understand a damn word you are saying

Someone
Boy: Do you always use a pig for an umberella

sad
Boy: That pig passed the gas in my Face. I WON'T REVENGE.

Weirdo
Boy: That pig just laid a giant droping on your back.

Rachelle
Boy: Can you wipe this buger of my nose, It won't come off (Stupid Kleenex comercals.)

toto
Boy: How come you get a pig and I get a big blue booger?

Zelda
Boy: What! I dont speak japanese

eat
Boy: Must EAT piggy!!!!

Sally
Boy: I TOLD YOU TO GET SOMETHING TO WIPE MY NOSE, NOT SOME ANIMAL!!!!!!!!
Link:*thinking* i really need a new job

Matt
Boy: Wut r u doing 2 my pig?

SwordKing
Boy: Uh, Link, I don't think that's going to work as well as a Chicken would.

whew
Boy: It worked, people stoped looking at my nose when i put this arrow over my head.

Ryuwind23
Boy: Y the heck r the button in Japanese!? What the heck IS japanese for the matter!?

Jack
Boy: Is there something on my face?


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