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Cornered! What does Link mutter to himself as he ponders his dire situation?
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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
DekuDentist
Gohma: Mmm...Kokiri meat!
Link: Actually, I'm a Hylian.
Gohma: Mmm...Hylian sausages!
Link: No no, I'm a Zora
Gohma: Mmm, Zora fishcakes
Lindsey
Link: I knew I shouldn't have worn the shirt that says 'I'm the Hero of Winds come and get me'.
Dream Illusionist
Link: *looks back* *looks forth* Well, in this case, I can say that I'm trapped between the Bat and the Bug. Or was it the Sword and the Stone?...
tpg1989
Link: Oh, Deku Poop!
Ken
Link: Crap
Darth Ales
Zeldanoob: ok this is the plan, we hit the magtail with the sword and then strike the fire keese,
Zeldanoob2: noooo you must parry the magtail which will make you fall into the lava, strike the fire keese first.
Zeldanoob: lol you're so smart ok...but wtf nothings happening.
Zeldanoob2: unpause the game retard
Zeldanoob: *unpauses* um...now what?
Link: finally unpaused now the gamers that control me will pwn the monsters.
Zeldanoob2: do what i said now.
Zeldanoob: um... parry the fire keese and strike the magtail?
Zeldanoob2: NOO YOU STUPID ¤#%¤& strike the fire keese first!!!!
Link: Guys? It's getting hotter here...
Zeldanoob: you're so mean i hate you! *runs off crying*
Zeldanoob2: AWW c'mon i'm sorry don't cry. *follows*
Link: did they just run off without pausing the game? um...guys? Guys you're there? GUYS??? Oh bloody he...*we interupt this game since the following scene may offend some gamers, the scene contains girly screams of pain, pee in pants and a 40 min long crying scene oh and some *ahem*bodyparts, we'll now continue watch at your own risk*
Tessa
Link: No burn ...... umm i mean ......WASH AWAY TO HELLLLL!!!!
xxll
Link: Oh I knew I should have changed my underwear...
rei
Link: i tink i just darned pooped my little pants...
nerdfrombeyond
Link: yeah,heres your pizza ma'm.
gohma:can i have anchovies?
link:sure,THATS AN EXTRA 50$!!
keese:but mommy!i wanted pepperoni!!WAAHHH!!!
Flashback
Link: Now just quickly play your ocarina and go back three days... this heat is hurting me.
hmmm
Link: Its getting hot in here so.... thats not really apropriate now is it....
from one pyro to another
Link: Put it out keese i said put it its startin to burn ow Keese i said put it out
Flame arrows
Link: AHHHHHH
Navi:what do you think
Link:I THINK I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE FIRE ARROWS JUST NOW!!
EHH
Link: This sure beats gettineg thrown into a wall *sniff*sniff* is it me or does it suddenly feel veryy hot in here
kyle 663
obi-one: yuse the force Luke.
Link: IM NOT LUKE!!! sheeh im goin to try out for the part in soul caliburII again.
Hinata
Link: *waving his hand using Jedi powers* "You do not like fried Hylian.You do not want to hurt me"..........hey it isn't working!!!
Liz and Richard
Link: Well, we don't see this everyday.
2071
Link: 2+2=5?
Red Bat:Thats correct!
dance of the dentests once again
Link: No fair!! You've got a big red button for a weapon!!!!!
Soul Patrol
Link: I wish I were now in the Water Temple...
King (through stone):Link, look out!
Link: MY BUNS ARE BURNING, MY BUNS ARE BURNING! (Appears in water temple)
I'm drowning! HELP MEEE!
Maku
Link: Smokey bear is not gonig to be happy when he see this...
mastersword
Link: now get ready gohma becuase i will now bore you to death with...the water cycle!!!
True Texan
Link: *gulp* Grandma??
ganon
Link: mmmm what smells like dinner
Links-cuz
Link: Dance Off???
(music starts)
anonymous
Link: Burn baby burn, its a disco inferno BURN BABY BURN!
Fire Keese: YEAH BABY!
Francisco_Montigue_Zanzibar
Monster #1: Hello Link, would you like to refinance your home?
Keese: That's right, mortgage rates have never been lower.
Link: Can I afford that with my insurance?
Monster #1: Why yes you can Link.
abab
Link: Whoa! magtails and keeses are on fire sweet!
Magtail: We sure want to spread the fire of love with ya!
keese: then we can be on fire and blood bros!
Maki
Link: I'm the hero of the wind! I can make these pity monster go away! -uses wind power- crud wind makes fire big...
Onza no Kooyu
Link: Ya ever get the feeling your being watched... or are about to do a double-take?
Nitros
Link: Is it getting hot in here?
Anonymous
Link: Excuse me, could I call my insurance company.
Magtail: What is it?
Duck: AFLAC!
Link: Its the best kind, I can even get hero's insurance.
Magtail: What is it again?
Duck: AFLAC! *is caught in a lava geyser*
Link: *sniff* Does anyone smell roast duck?
Duck: *cough*
Medli
Ghoma: YAY! Sausage Links!
Link: *screams like a little girl**runs* Waaaaaait... why do I have the boomerang?
Cucco Xing
Link: OH DEAR LORD! MOMMY!
SkyeNinny
Link: I think that I just soiled my manly tights..
Kyle
Link: I must find a way to defeat these creatures,but how?
Nintendo X
Link: Man! I should of brough that fire extinguisher I saw in the big cavern!
Keese: What? There was a fire extinguisher.
Gohma: Sorry, Gantee (name of the Keese). I put that there so the boy could get past the fire so I could finally get to fight him.
Link: Wasn't it a trap?
Gohma: Darn! He's good!
TorturedHylianSoul
Link: Oh, Dindammit! This is really going to injure me! How will I pay my bills while I'm out of work?! Wait... Is that... A duck screaming "Aflack"?!
kingbob
Link: oh crap this is going to be a long day
cam
Link: i see dead people
Awkin
Link: Jokers to the lef of me, mad bats to the right! Here I am, stuck in the middle of you-oo.
phantom link
Link: Damn, what's the B-button for? And since when do i press A to swing my sword? Who put the Japanese version of the game in the gamecube?
Aaron
Link: Go easy, I don't get insurance for another couple of weeks!
Timinator
Link: My, what big teeth you have!!!
DekuDentist
Link: Before you brutally kill me I've got a question.
Gohma: Yes?
Link: Well, why is Valoo sitting above directly above you? Is this his toilet?
Gohma: ....Oh my..
Mandrag Ganon
Link: The boat told me to do it I swear
Renee
Link: what are doing why aren't you fighting back don't be a wimp
Chris
Link: Oh, man! So THIS is why everybody saved 15% on their car insurance by switching to Geico! Well, i could but its too late now...
none of your beezwax
Link: Where's a pictobox when you NEED it?
armando
Link: i'm getting out of here
juan
Link: NO! NOT THE THE FACE NOT THE FACE!
weeble-Bob
Link: I like pie, hmmm pie....AGH BATS!
mr. T
Link: ORCA!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TEACH ME THE HURRICANE SPIN ATTACK!!!!!!!!!! It really is too, this place is roasting hot...
david
Link: crap i need to go to the bathroom now!!!!!
*link*
Navi: maybe you should have been a litle nicer to your grandma since your going to die and all.
Link: oh crap I left her in the car!!!
swordsmanoftime
Link: omigosh its a giant bug monster thingy...holy crap navi run for it...wait wha?!
Yoshiro
Link: Oh. CRRRUUUUUD!!
ILOVECHEESE!
Link: O.K, how much is it gonna cost me 4 this all to just...go away?
Whocares
Link: Since when did I have no mouth? How can I speak?!? Why is Nintendo doing this?!?!?!?
Liliora
Monster: The princess is Pregnant.
dj
Link: oh poopie!
Kagami
Link: Is something burning? Because I don't think that's the sulfur I'm smelling...
Green
Link: Find a happy place, find a happy place...
Link-Playah
Link: Oh, god. My life insurance doesn't cover this.
Sabre
Link: Oh... crap.
Nogare
Link: wow. I never thought a Legend of Zelda game would end in tragety...
Tyler
Link: Ever hade that feeling something bad is going to happen.
SuperGoose
Link: Look behind you, a 3-headed monkey!
hashaknooey
Link: he he he te he he he ha ha ha ha ha *gasp* *Sigh* oh my goodness! i couldn't stop laughing! that tickled! oh this will be so easy!I am gonna kill this little monster (your so cute you little fire ball) an! he he he he hee aha ah aha ahahaha ha haha ha whooooo *another sigh* wow i am soo hyper!
Neo
Link: I knew I shoulda chosen the red pill!
Scott
Link: Is this the time to think about my 401k?
DarkZelda
Link: Mabye if i stay reeeally quiet and reeeally still and act invisible, mabye they wont notice me....
señorpez
Link: I knew it was a bad idea to shoot that fire extinguisher that I saw in the last room with my arrows to see what would happen.
OrigamiHoshi
Link: Link, remember all that you were taught about defending yourself... When you see a harmless little keese and Ghoma... be brave and (Link turns round) RUN!!!!!
Nintendo X
Link: Hello Mr. Gohma. You sure are HOT!!! Get it? Uhh, never mind.
Gohma: *Laughs so hard he chokes*
Gamma Metroid
Link: I'll be medium rare, please.
josh32
Link: mabye if i stand still they'll think i'm a statue
Steiner Bucket
Link: This isn't the men's room!
Cheese puffs
Link: Hehe, where's the Song of Storms when you really need it?
Danny Phantom Fangirl
Link: Too...frightened...can't...use...boomerang...or...close...eyes...
Coalar
Link: No, Hamlet! Do not roast yourself and force us to consume your hammy goodness!
whoohoo
Link: ok, thats the last time i eat indian curry
Penguin
Link: Why do I have the boomerang? And where's my mouth?!
Guam
Link: I shoulda bought StateFarm...
Noah
Link: Uh oh, not going to save Aryll or Hyrule or... hey nice gem.
Kathryne
Link: Is it time already for me to somehow put my life in jeopardy?
Luke
Link: oh great, i just browned my pants..and they were brand new too.
Sara
Gohma: Luke... I am your father!!
Link: The name's Link, buddy!
martin
Link: crap! i pushed medili in the lava by aciddent... better find a rito girl who looks like her and pay her rupees to live her life!
HylianHitman
Link: Hmm...this COULD be a bit of a problem. If only I had one of those water jars right now..
Saria-chan
Link: Dude...your fly's open.
Emily
Link: o no they kill kenny¡
hi ho
Link: I NEED BACKUP, MEN!!
K
Link: ...triforce of courage my butt! *runs away screaming head off*
Myk
Link: What the eff do these guys want from me?!
Azure
Link: GanonDorf is a bonehead, fight him Link! Yes, now I'm much better.
cheesehamster
Link: Oh no! I just remembered, I left the iron on!
Maki
Link: I have a feeling they dont want to join me in a bone-fire dance...
smitty
Link: okay mates....we're in the middle of Gohma's lair...now we've got to be quiet or else....OH KRICKEY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
sweet baby jesus
Link: anyways, whose up for some grilled cheese?
bat: i'm lactose intolerant....
Denise
Link: Trust me you guys, you don't want to eat me...I just made a little 'gift' in my bottoms.
your mom
Link: hey, guys, can't we talk about this like civilized hylians....uhh, i mean ugly giant bat thingies...?
dude
Link: oh no! i forgot my lunch!
keese: here ya go...
link: gee, thanks...waaaaiiit.....OH GOD!!!!!
Zeldaforever
Link: Um... this is the part where I say something right?
Molgara-fan
Link: Huh,what is dis crap.*Turns around*
Tingle:Hellllllooooo Mr.Fairy!
Link:For the @#$#ing last time, SHUT UP!!
Aryll:Big brother, I just realized that you dont have to save me.
Link:*Rips his hair apart and runs away yeling like crazy*
SuperLinker
Link: Oh, man. I shouldn't of eaten all those beans...farts are gonna be fatal!
Whocares
Link: Wait,... I'm not supposed to have the boomerang yet! Nintendo, what did you do!?!
carlos
Link: ganon is GRAAAAAAAAANDMA!
Ganon:hoo ho ho
Aryll:who want,s a ¡HOTDOG!
2070
Link: what a strange smell?!It reminds my grandma
Grandma:GANON!!!!!!!DESTROY LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
linkl
Link: gese Zelda can't you do anything for yourself!!!
goron master
Link: from know on zelda can save her self!
link
Link: wait a minute did i or did i not just kill you in the deku tree
Adam
Link: this is not cut out for me maybe i can tell my game designer to make me older and not much cartoony or lose wieght
legendaryblade
Link: Dangit!!! why is it always BUGS?! I HATE bugs!!!
ryebud258
Link: I have to pee my pants!!!! :(
Zeldafanatic
Link: oh crap!how do i get myself into these messes!!!!!!!
Triforce Sage
Link: Take five steps foward to get minced or three steps back to get seared? Man, I knew I should have brought my Ice Arrows with me...
Grezz
Link: I sure hope that's chu jelly in my pants!
LINK
Link: Oh sure I don`t get a red tunic but those other slacers who don`t really even need them DO!!!!
Emm
Link: Wait a minute...I'M NOT INSURED!!!
Animerican
Link: Crap, I knew I shouldn't have tortured those sand-crabs on Outset.
Link's Kin
Link: WOW!!! thats a face only a mother could love
MagmarFire
Link: Man, WHY did I have to kill my pet hamster in the second grade...!?
Hi
Link: I knew I should have brought the easy button from Staples...
Grandma: Staples! That was easy!
Ancient Man
Link: Maggie, its not you, its me, I've cheated on you, and got two friends...to play patty cake with.
Magtail: Shut up Link, I thought we were pattycake champions.
Link: I'M SORRY MAGGIE!
Keese 1: Pattycake Pattyckae, baker's man, bake me a cake as fast as you can!
Keese Two: Faster, or we'll never beat Maggie and Link.
Link: It's all going to be ok, OK OK I NEEDED THEM TO SEE IF OUR TECHNIQUE WAS GOOD ENOUGH!
Maggie: And you gave them our technique.I'm leaving *slithers into lava*
Link: Sucker *runs while keese are distracted*
MALTS
Link: d'oh!
TP Zelda
Link: Man! Look at the pinchers on that guy! OH NO! That pincher guy is getting my attention to his pincher so the fire bat behind me can burn me to death! And the pincher uy doesn't know that I know that the bat is behind me!
Codeman
Link: Is it me or am i between bats and a bug thing? naa i must be dreaming*pinches himself* OMG!!! its not a dream!!!! MOMMY!!!!
LT
Link: Keese, I don't think we're in Kansas any more!
Prime 2.0
Link: He followed me home. Can I keep him?
mr.T
Link: Hey! I'm not supposed to have the boomerang yet! Is that a good thing?
Remgirl
Link: 'sniff,sniff' What smells like something bruning on a BBQ?
dragon
Link: You're on fire! Now I'm on fire!!Where's the fire hose!?!
COLTON
Link: oh crap! how do i get out of this pickle? hey is that valoos tail? im goin for it. RRUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!
ajax
Link: aaaaaaaaooooooouuuuuuuch my****
nerdfrombeyond
Link: we be burnin, not concernin wat nobody wanna say!OOO!!
JD
Enemy: Hah hah. Link, now that I've got you, I shall finally get rid of...
Link: Wait! Can I make one last phonecall?
Enemy: Okay. But make it quick!
Link: *calls Medli* "Medli, I think we have a problem. I've about to get killed by a...
Medli: Sorry, Link. I'm to busy fighting these Moblins that captured me. Hee-ya!
blahman
Link: I may be cornered, but I have good news! I just saved a bunch of money on my boat insurance by switching to Gieco!
weeee
Link: Holy crap...better not be like when i fell in the lava...
gingerjaws
Link: toto... this ain't kansas
Anthony A. Swensen
Link: crap I think i tooted fire!
winnie
Link: Link woundered where he had put his shepards pie, until now!!!
Skira
Link: Wait...THIS wasn't in the job description!
linkhike
Link: is that mybut burning or is it ahhhhh!
[!]
Link: Hey, I've really got that sword you know! And I'm NOT afraid to use it...
Lokes
Link: U-ZU-MA-KI! DANG! Wrong line AGAIN!
Skullkid
Link: Is that an ugly, evil, red bat?...
*turns around*
Oh it's just an ugly, evil, red GIANT bat
TJ
Link: I really have to fart, but I can't with the firebat behind me.
Nogare
Link: No...hey, wait a sec, guys; if you were the breed of Gohma, and he is on fire, how could she have been a normal in the ocarina of time? did she breed with King Dodango or something?... your not stopping, are you?...Noooooooooooooooo!
The Weaver
Link: There's something bad behind me isn't there?
Someone
Link: My cooking is messed up.
Link
Link: Dang you remind me of my grandma!
Matt
Link: Uh oh, I think my meds are wearing off...
Aaron
Link: What are those Japanese symbols above my head?
Kindue
Link: Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
zelda fanatic
Link: i only wanted to save my sister!!!!
KC
Link: I should've brought marshmallows...
Mike
Link: ohhhhh dang
ERIN
Link: oh....crudd..
Master of Zoras
Link: Oh snap! I just remembered that I left the stove on at home!
lola
Link: wow who hit you with the ugly stick!
Kaj
Link: Title: When a Keese Love a Link
KCB
Cashier: Welcome to Hell's Kitchen specializing in burnt, char-broiled, and well done children since the beginning of time.
Link:Sorry, I just realized I don't have any rupees.
Shadow Ganon
Link: I'll listen to Grandma the next time she tells me not to play with matches!!
kahjit
Link: yup, this just sucks
Moe
Link: Last time I ask for a Toastie at dragon roost tearooms
attroy
Link: Oh no they are trying to burn my precious underwear and give the leftovers to Ganon!
Keese:hahahahaahahaha[everlasting laugh till it suffocate itself]
Masarugi, Sho
Link: why didn't my sister know to jump into the water when that bird snatched her
Rick
Link: hey! i didnt park my car here
Linkman
Link: At least my underwear is clean....
Tatl
Link: Cool. It has one eye. *Turns around* Cool. It's on fire. * gets hit by bat* cool. I'm on fire
KamakaziPlumber
Link: What would Chuck Norris do?
quoting Marting Luther
Link: Goddesses, help me! I will become a hylian monk!
Jaz
Link: So THIS must be what it feels like to be a turkey cornered on Thanksgiving Day!
MP
Link: Darn! I forgot to pay my taxes to gannon! OOPS!
enemy: *snarling* Go get an accountant, before I change My mind!
Lupe
Link: I'm going to get burned.
Tingle: I'll save you Mr. Fairy!!
Link: I told you to stop calling me that!!
Tingle: *starts crying* You don't have to yell.
Volvagia
Link: THESE ARE MY ONLY CLOTHES!! PLEASE DON'T SET THEM ON FIRE!!
Dillion
Link: Oh Crap! I could sure use a cheat code right about now!
Monica
Link: I think i will die!!! I'm gonna puke and then i'll die!!!Mommy make it go away!!!(screams at the top of his lungs like a little girl)
Aryll
Link: I knew I should have brought a Super Soaker instead of my Barbie Doll purse.
i hate homework
Link: I wonder why my but burns.
Gomah: No reason just dont look up.
Ethen
Link: That is not fair!Ganon gets an evil army,and I do not!I am going to sue Miyamoto for this!
Baddies: Where were we?Oh ya!
Zelda Freek
Link: Two words: Oh crap.
Drinar
Link: Oh, crap! I forgot to feed Tingle!!
Onlooker: YEEEEESSS!!!
Felutasi
Link: That...is the scariest thing I have ever se-oh, wait a minute...it's cel-shaded...nevermind...
Fenkeo
Link: Oh, good GRACIOUS!! THE KILLER RABBIT HAS COME BACK FOR REVENGE!!
Xyana the Arrow
Link: Bob?? Is that really you? Man, you let yourself go...like, big time!
medli
Link: I only wanted to save my sister!
zeldafanatic
Link: how did i get here?
25isthebest
Link: oh yes!!! now i can cook my meat faster!!!
Tetra: No
Arsenic
Link: Dammit Zelda! Why don't you rescue me for a change!
Guy man
Link: Wait a sec, this wasn't in the job description!
granny
Link: WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lorenzo
Link: anakin noooo.....
grandma:hehehehe....
Zachattack
Link: Oh my Din!
Farore
Link: Aw, rats... Another one of those. I'll just walk backwards slowly to get away...
Pierce
Link: I gotta do something, but how?
JrP
Link: Ah, what the heck. I'll only lose a quarter of a heart.
linxhot
Link: Fire.... pretty.... I'm gonna touch it!
saria
Link: I knew i should have contacted grandma and said 2 order my tomb stone!!
Legend Liker
Link: OMG OMG OMG is that it its PIE!!! oh wait its not pie hmmm *gasp* i crapped meself
Colin
Link: Opps gonno need new pants and shoes :'(
GerudoGal
Link: Giant moth thing: Watch out! Behind you!
Link: Yeah, like that'll work.....
Giant moth thing: Erm, there is something on your shirt!
Link: AAAGGGHHHH! GET IT OFF GET IT OOOOFFFFFFF!!!!
Zora Prince
Link: Aryll...WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?! *Aryll screams for help above him in a cage*
...GRANDMA!!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!
Otaku freekee
Link: Where's that fire flower?
ObsidianRose
Link: [To the fire Kesse behind him]: That's it, just a little to the right... ahhhh that feels gooood.
Omni
Link: (I wonder which Ramen I should eat for dinner tonight)
evilbob
Link: And I left the oven on too! can this get any worse?
Navi:hi link!
Link:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth Paul
Fire keese: His eye is the weak spot.
Link: Oh no first a Fairy now a *Navi*ing Bat
Jez
Link: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY BUM IS ON FIRE!
Gamecube
Link: Press reset please...FOR GOD SAKE PRESS IT NOW!!!!!!
Killswitch
Link: So... is it safe to touch??
romana
Link: d..don't move and they'll wont see mee..
bat: smells like... chicken...
idonotlikepreps
Link: Smokey the bear says: dont play with fire...
wooterkid
Link: ha, lets all be friends, shall we?!!
zeldas ultimate fan
Link: Man this place has an infestation problem
Trevor
Link: I wish I had my fire tunic.
themoonisntcheese
Link: Well, this is a grave perdicament...um...does any one have a light, id like to get a smoke in bfore death, i mean ive always wanted to try it, and ive had them in my pocket...but i just... i couldnt. But now i can...o wut a relief. So, any one...a light?
maskofdeath
Link: I do believe in faries, i do, i do!
Pyrgusfinn
Link: Why do I have a hankering for candy corn all of a sudden?
the princesses of hyrule
Link: umm...ther's something realy bad behind me isn't there?
Alpha
Link: "Hmmm...okay, just a worm like thing. At least it can't get any worse!"
*Five seconds later*
"AH! KEESE!"
JO d
Link: I should have used Preparation H.
TyleMaster
Link: Who let one go!Oh wait,nevermind,it's brinstone.
Maki
Link: I think i just wet myself...ah danm...
DekuDentist
Link: How come theres a big cloud over the mountain since you came?
Gohma: Umm...(parp)...I don't know....(Mental note: The boy knows too much)
Kevin
Link: Should've bought the "Goron tunic" when I had the chance.
Môz
Link: I so wish I hadn't forgotten to bring my clean underwear from home...
TP Zelda
Link: I'M GOING TO DIE OF HYDRATION! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GANON'S GOING TO RULE THE WORLD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dirge
Link: there's something behind me isn't there
Magtail: ...No
Tingle minion
Link: uh oh time to go into cat mode! MEOW!!!!!! KITTY-CAT TRANSFORMERS MORE THAT METS THE FUR!
yama
Link: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME! Trust me I tried to eat myself once, and I found out that I taste nasty!
Lemmy
Link: back monster back! or face the wrath of my friend fire keese! Wait, he's not my friend?... PLEASE DON"T EAT ME!!!!
pat
Link: Here you can have all my rupees, just LET ME LIVE!!!!
Shadow Vaati
Link: Ok, it's me versus a magtail and two fire keese.What are the odds of winning?*stomach gurgles* Uh-oh *belches loudly and monsters explode* Buritos are good.
HH
Link: Oh *Navi* I'm about to break wind *sweatdrop*
Jack
Link: What smells like burning?
