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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
xXNedXx
Link: *wiggles pinky finger*
Can't_Breathe
Link: This is hardly a fair match...
Dev: Why not? Is Ganondorf too big? Is his sword too much?
Link: His lair has too many aromas!
Maki
Link: You eat it!
Ganondorf: NO! I'm not eating that eggplaint!
Link: I'll fight you to the death before I eat that foul purple plant!
Ganondorf: Then to the DEATH!
Me Again
Ganondorf: Why dont you give up, piece of...
Link: No tengo idea, weon!!
Anonymous
Link: This is what you get for stealing Zelda!!
Ganon: Hey! She came on to me!
Anonymous
Zelda (out of pic): Go Link! I believe in you!
Link: SHUT UP!
ariane
Link: give back saskue
gannon: wrong thing
Link: GIVE BACK SASKUE
Midna
Ganon: You dare bring an image from a nonexistant game into MY LAIR??? YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperMonkey
Link: Where did that NP come from?
Haseo
Link: Why are we in the Milk bar, Fighting?
Gannon: YOU BOUGHT THE LAST CHATOU ROMANI
Link: i can play the Song of time, and buy YOU the last Drink.
Gannon:....But then you wont get any.
Link: i was gonna drink it, and play the Song of time anyway. i had a Hard day at work, and wanna get drunk.
Gannon: oh.
Player: WTF??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE LAST BATTLE, AND YOUR OFFERING HIM MILK???
*Throws Controler at link and gannon, killing them Simoltanusly*
Nayru's Love
Link: Hey, look over there.
Ganondorf: Huh?
Link: Haha, made you look.
Ganondorf: You...I KILL YOU!!
Anonymous
Link: I killed you like 8 times how the hell do you keep coming back
The_Demon_within
Link: You owe me for putting those fricken curses and making me go through all the dungeons...
Ganon: yeah...im..on second thought never mind
Jake S.
Link: Dude, I gave you the Rupees, are you gonna give me the sword or not?
marioboy2
Link: Yo, how many times do I have to kill you before you die?
Coli Chibi
Ganondorf: Navi never told you what happened to your father did she?
Link:She told me enough! She told me you killed him!
Ganondorf: No Link your father is...
Link: Its not you is it?
Ganondorf: No its not....ITS TINGLE!!!!!
Link: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
MinishFriend
Navi: Hey!! Listen!!!
Link: God! Shut up Navi you are useless. Your not sure where Ganondorf's weak point is anyway.
Navi: But...
Link: Shut up!!
Ganondorf: Wow Link you are mean.
Link: Me? You are the one who killed millions of Hylians!!
Ganondorf: But...
Link: Shut it.
Saria fanboy
Link: I will kill you ganon
Ganon: No you wont
*ganon headbutts link in the face*
Ganon: See I told you so
Link: HOLY PURPLE MONKEYS ITS A GINGER NINJA!!!
Ganon: MUM LINKS MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR!!!!
*Ganons mum beats link to a polp then go's to make pie*
Ganon: haha I have pie
me
Link: Nobody eats the last doughnut and gets away with it!!
MistressFarore99
Link: I got you now!
Ganon: Hya! *slashes Link*
Link: suddenly stops moving*
Random gamer: Dindammit, it's stuck!!
Players friend: God, you suck big time pal. rofl
Player: stfu, its not me! my Wiimote is wiitarded!! >:O
Darkrai
Ganon: Link, I am your father
Link: No! THats impossible!!!
Ganon: And Princess Zelda is your sister.
Link Thats... improbable...
Ganon. And my army will be defeated by Dekus
Link: Thats.. hah..very unlikely
*5 hours later* Ganon: and the triforce.. thats just very shiny gold triangles
Wingless-angel
Link: *grunting from the blade clash*
Ganon: Silly Hylian! Triforce are for gods!!
Link: *woah woah woah...... triforce are for gods?? wtf??
Ganon: well it's a good phrase isnt it?? *shrugs*
Link: *blinks* ah wth... *continues fighting*
Dude
Link: There can only be One!
Ganondorf: There can only be Me!
Hylian_Hobbit
Link: Dangit Ganondorf, your pits reek!
Little_Dragon_gurl
Link: well i suppose i'm suppose to attack you from your injured side? *stabs his chest where that white scar is flashing*
Ganon: HA! You think it's my weak spot! It's not really hurting me! You got punked!! *laughs*
Link: *twitches and beats the living triforce out of him* no one punks the great hero of legend.... *walks away mumbling*
o0Zelda0o
Link: Side step, BBBBB!!! Jump, A Side step BBB!! SLASH!
Ganon: uugg Link what are you doing?
Link: Trying to beat you...
Ganon: Your doing it all wrong it's: Side step, BBBBB!!! Jump, A Side step BBB!! Jump AA! THEN it's SLASH!
Link: Why are you helping me?
Navi: LISTEN!
*Slash! (navi dies)*
Ganon: THAT reason.
Link: Oh okay, Fair enough =)
Anonymous
Link: I think there's a hole in the ceiling.
Ganondorf: What makes you think that?
Link: its very bright in here! Look at me!
Ganondorf: Oh,no. That's just my new fluorescent lightbulb.
Link: Isn't this...ah,nevermind.
Crazy background
Link: What up with the background,hippie?
ganondorf: uh,uh...uh...you want some tea?
Link: and I thought you were tough!
dramatic escape scene
Link: I think we should stop. Your cave doesn't seem very...strong. I have a feeling its gonna cave any moment.
(rocks fall from ceiling, crumbling noises)
Ganondorf: What makes you think that?
Link: I don't know. But how dramatic would that be?!
The_Questioner
Link: Why do you get the big sword?!
Ampy
Link:Ganondorf, that's your head in the background, right?
Ganondorf: My... head?
Link: Yeah, right over there. See? *Points*
Ganondorf: You're right. Uh...
Link: And your other head has a moustache!
Zeldaguy124
Link: *slash*
Ganondorf: u missed
Link: thats what she said
Ahroun
Ganon: "Ha! Mine's bigger!"
Link: "no fair..."
xXNedXx
Link: *wiggles pinky finger*
Oh_The_Truth
Writer: This is an epic battle of titanic proportions!
Artist: This is a beautiful pose worthy of memory
Philosopher: This is a curious conflict of two different ideals
Developer: This is the next level of in-game fighting mechanics
Bartender: GET OUT OF MY BAR, YOU DRUNKS!!!
Can't_Breathe
Link: This is hardly a fair match...
Dev: Why not? Is Ganondorf too big? Is his sword too much?
Link: His lair has too many aromas!
Weasel
Ganondorf: No! This is my bad side!
Link: Every side is your bad side...
Insanity!
Ganon: Link... I Am Your Father!
Link: That's Not True! It's Impossible!
Ganon: And Princess Zelda is your Sister!
Link: Whoa! What?
Ganon: (Cuts off Links head...) Just Joking!
time_traveler
Link: Woah,deja vu.
Darth_Ales
Ganondorf: You fight like a dairy farmer.
Link: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Jumanji
Link: Dude, yours really is bigger.
Ahroun-Zanahi
Link: ... Are you wearing a rug for a cape?
Ganon: "Villains R Us" was out of evil capes, so I had to go to the rug store... I got this great two-for-one deal!
Link: Really!?! Wow! My tree-house needs a new rug!
*both walk off*
Blarg
Link: Get your Big Nose out of my Face!
GreaterMan
Link: Great. I can't even go out without some archenemy attacking me.
Subtle_Playah3890
Ganondorf: When I've defeated you, I'm gonna find Zelda, and we're gonna kiss, and make out, and have some babies-
Zelda: WHAT are you gonna do with me?
Ganondorf: Zelda!...Why are you dressed up like Link?
Zelda: I'm the new Hero of Time.
Ganondorf: What happened to Link?
Zelda: He finally finished puberty. Nintendo fired him because he gained a beer gut.
Ganondorf: Whoa! Well, who's the princess now?
Zelda: Impa.
Ganondorf: Ah, she's not too bad.
Zelda: The one who wears a MooMoo.
Ganondorf: Iww!
BasementNerds
Link: Where are we fighting?
Ganondorf: In my mom's basement.
Link: Have we really fought--
Ganondorf: Yeah. That many times.
Old_Man
Ganondorf: Darned be whippersnappers, vandalizing a poor old man!
No_Where_To_Be_Found
Link: Security! SECURITY!
Insult_Fight
Link: Die spawn of evil!
Ganondorf: Die you over-saturated elf!
Link: You pumpkin-haired demon!
Ganondorf: You who's still in high school!
Link: You...YOU...BAD MAN!!!
The_Navi
Ganondorf: Harry, give me the stone!
Link: Your kidney collection is big enough, Vader!
Logo: Wrong script. We better mute this whole vid.
Mr_Dr_Prof
Ganondorf: Join the Dark Side, young Link!
Link: I can't...
Ganondorf: Why not?
Link: This scene never concludes itself! What's the whole point?
Beidah
Link: Awwww. A romantic dinner for two in the background. I was wondering what you were going to do for are enemy aniversery.
Anonymous
Random Singer Dude: MORTAL KOMBAT! (Music plays as Link and Ganon Fight to the Death...)
Oath
Link: Ganon! Give me back mah cookie!
Ganon: I told you, i didnt steal it! IT WAS EZLO!
Link, whom was stoned at the time: oh. mus'nt of heard you. *gets out his bird-hat-thing killing weapon and heads toward the 3cm by 2 cm square village hidden in a -very- dense forest, to get his cookie.*
Dev: i smell a new game! Link and the legend of the stolen cookie, perhaps!
Wingless-angel
Link: You know, i never remembered clashing like this.....
Ganon: me too! Wanna get mcdonalds?
Link: sure!! *they walk way*
Announcer: Hey get back here! You're not leaving the gamers confused are you??!!
TwilightWolf482
Link: You'll NEVER win this staring contest, Ganon!
Ganon: MUAHAHA!!! -evil glare-
Link: -thoughts- Don't...BLINK! O.O
genesis
Link: NP..NP...
Ganon: What are you doing?
Link: I'm trying to figure out what 'NP' means.
Ganon: oh! You mean the little thing at the bottom of the screen? It's really been distracting me.
Link: I know! I can't figure it out..'new..portfolio'? 'Noodle pacing'? 'Nomad parking'? ...... 'Naked people'?!
Ganon: I think it stands for 'Nimrod Poodle'.
Link: That's gotta be it.
Keychain
Link: WHY AM I ALWAYS SO SHORT?
Ganon: Because the bad guys have to look tough.
Link: But, don't I always win against you?
Ganon:...
Vaati
Link: DROP your Weapon!!!!!
Ganon: No you drop it.
sukotsutsu
Link: Cheater, get a smaller sword!!
Mikey
Link: *grunt* *slash* Yknow, I was thinking...
Ganondorf: *yell* *parry* Yes?
Link: *sidestep* If this scene is never to appear in any game, and is only a preview of a cancelled game...
Ganondorf: *jump attack* Uh-huh...
Link: *dodge* Why do we fight like this wasting energy?
Ganondorf: *stops in mid move* Yeah, why?
Link: Wanna get some beer?
Ganondorf: Aren't ya underage?
Link: Your point?
Giratina
Link: Ow... my hand!
Director: O_o Where is the Master Sword?
Ganondorf: I Win! Fatality!
Tea
Link: Are we fighting in a tea shop?
Little_Dragon_gurl
Link/Ganon: FREEZE FRAME!!!
Ganon: uhh wait, this is my bad side! look at how ugly i am!!
Link: actually, u were always unattractive. zelda wont even like u! -_-'
flaminghalo
Link: Just a hypothetical question, what if this project was cancelled, and instead replaced with a cel-shaded game with a shorter version of me and a fatter version of you?
Ganondorf: But what are the odds of that?
KamakaziPlumber
Link: Two words, Ganon: Breath. Mint.
