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While looking for Tetra on Outset Island Link is ambushed. What does the Bokoblin cry out as he jumps from the brush?


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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)

mandy
Bokoblin: i love you this -------------- much.

Whopp-de-do
Bokoblin: Look at me! I'm in the Matrix!

The Submissions

SailorN
Bokoblin: RYU NINJA JUMP FROM TREE!!!!!!!!
Link: Oo;

flute boy
Bokoblin: ahhhhhhhhh! wears his pants

Murry
Bokoblin: WHO'S BAD?!?!!

PM Burnide
Bokoblin: I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES!!!

Chelsea
Bokoblin: sup' dog?

Mr. Triforce
Bokoblin: CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE OUR 1000TH VISITOR!!!!!

Miss Humor
Bokoblin: Oh my godessess! Freezeframed. This is so embarassing. I hope they don't put this in a caption.
Link: >:) Too late.
Bokoblin: *Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

Mr. Hat
Bokoblin: I hate being freezframed like this. I have a really bad itch on my back. Hey you there in the green, can you get this for me thanks.

gamefreak
Bokoblin: LIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

nobody
Bokoblin: AHHHHHH! my $200,000,000 dollars... GONE!!
Link: I hope he'll never know! *evil smile*.

Dr. Link
Bokoblin: ...
Link: Hello?
Bokoblin: Shh I haven't gotten to the chapter on gravity yet OK?! Go away.
Link: >:)
Bokoblin: uh-oh

gaga
Bokoblin: Chi chi hahah ahaha ha!

YoungLink
Bokoblin: You will die or give me the sword.

4 swords
Bokoblin: new i shouldnt of ate that chilli concarni

A Runescaper
Bokoblin: Ha! whatchu gunna do to m'e eh? boi? Looks like that i gotcha' cornered again. Comm'on. lemme see ya run. Are you scared? get out here and fight me you big wuss, My friend won't team on you, seriously. And look, I don't even have my weapon; I'ma PWN you and OWN you and send you back to Lumbr-- Outset. Get out here and fight like a ma- *Link slashes Boko in halves*

PortugeseOwnsAll
Bokoblin: I Kissed your Wife!

martin
Bokoblin: oh crap, i am stuck in midair! hey kid, yah, you there with the green skirt. HELP ME!

Firen
Bokoblin: WAAAAAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Bohlsen
Bokoblin: That sword is dangerous.You could hurt somebody. Like me.

T.O.P.
Bokoblin: Supprise!!!!!! ... Oh shoot, I guess I have to fight you now.

Jordon
Bokoblin: ready or not here I come

SKLink
Bokoblin: Make way for Willie!!

Majora's
Bokoblin: Link, I love you!!! Give me a hug and we can make out!!!

Ganon007
Bokoblin: I believe I can fly, I'm gonna land on a blond-haired guy, Ithink he's gonna beat me, or even worse give me a wedgie...

Minty Fresh
Bokoblin: Don't go in there, man! The Feng Shui is totally mucked up! It's EVIL!

Kokiri
Bokoblin: Ah, gotta live one! This time I'll put holes in the lid...

Dirge
Bokoblin: wheeeeee!

EnoyrmCE
Bokoblin: OW! OW! I hate thorns!

NOLLETON
Bokoblin: HERE I COME, DUM DE DUM!

LINK
Bokoblin: In the name of cheese!!!!!!

blahman
Bokoblin: Oh no! This stupid japinese gaming data froze me in mid-air!
Link: Yay japanese gaming data!

Aaron
Bokoblin: The sky is falling!!!!

Crimson Ryu
Bokoblin: I CAN FLY!! I CAN FLY!! I CAN FLY!! I CAN FLY!!.... oops I think I swallowed tinkerbell

Aislinn Bergsvik
Bokoblin: I wet the bed last night!

Monty
Bokoblin: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Mudora
Bokoblin: George, George, George of the jungle WATCH OUT FOR THAT...! Ooooo....

Fiolu Imsatad
Bokoblin: What? You say you can still see the wires? Nintendo is cutting back on FX costs again!

Ryushi222
Bokoblin: MOMMY!!! GIVE ME A HUG!!!

the mad fairie
Bokoblin: Linky! It's you! I've finally found my long-lost son!

Justin
Bokoblin: is that the hero!

cless-mint
Bokoblin: Tingle, tingle, kooloo-limpah!...Wait, I'm not a 35 year-old faerie wannabe.

Chris
Bokoblin: I! MARION PRESCOT ARCHIBALD II! SHALL..
Link(grandma's voice): Maaaarion!!

keaton
Bokoblin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! see? i remebered!

Maki
Bokoblin: I am i bird! uff...... guess not...

zachary
Bokoblin: Bees!!!1

Medli
Bokoblin: I am superman, WHEEEEEE!!

Ganondork
Bokoblin: He's trying to save her! oh come on does he like her or something!!

James Anthony
Bokoblin: Hey kid, you better be easy to kill, I don't get dropped 100 feet from the sky, risking severe spinal injury, even DEATH, for just any little punk!
Link: *stab* *slash* *death blow*
Bokoblin: Damn *sob*...used again...when will we little guys learn, the big guys don't really love us like they say they do?

Link-wannabe
Bokoblin: I am not being condescending!!

Heh
Bokoblin: Gimme some sugar!

Link-X
Bokoblin: Come on with me now do the YMCA!!

Timmy
Bokoblin: uh...line(whisper}so we meet again!(whisper) uuh... WELCOME!!! CUT!

she
Bokoblin: For some reason, i feel kind of stupid

Skull
Bokoblin: Hey boy, I got stuck in the air, could you...HEY dont go!!!!(guess thats two more days here)

d...
Bokoblin: dude! wheres your head?
Link: enough with the 'Dude, Where's My Car?' puns.

happy
Bokoblin: Wanna come on my trampoline??

Makar
Bokoblin: Mama Mia! It's-a me, Mario!

Emm
Bokoblin: JOHN TRAVOLTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Gingetsu
Bokoblin: I'm about to die, but I have good news......I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

"Her"
Bokoblin: You can't have Tetra! I love her!

Heroine of Time
Bokoblin: HAKUNA MATATA!!!!! It means no worries! HAKUNA MATATA!!
Link: ....? let me geuss... Ganondorf made you watch Lion King 12567 times?
Bokoblin: ..........HAKUNA MATATA!!

Sally
Bokoblin: despite the idiodic cel shading I AM A BIG SCARY HIDIOUS MONSTER!!!! RAAAAAR!!!!

Steiner Bucket
Bokoblin: Nasty hobbits steal out precious!! Give us the precious!

Wyndisis
Bokoblin: I will drop-kick you in the eye. OWNED!

gamefreak
Bokoblin: and FREEZE FRAME! see this why i love this job its full of great people and i get to do some crazy stuff like this. Now go im going to try to kill that guy in green.

Nintendo Guruette
Bokoblin: MASTER!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! Eh? That's not Lord Ganon? I've been drinking nothing! *hic*

Asleep
Bokoblin: It's all just a dream...I'll wake up before I hit...I'LL WAKE UP BEFORE I HIT...

Blob
Bokoblin: Look what I can do!

Fweee
Bokoblin: Holy Crap! That breath...it's enough to throw me back!

Saleslink
Bokoblin: Welcome back to: Midair Bokoblin Shop! And now that we've sold our limited-edition pirate girl, lets move on to our next item...a mint-condition Celda-Link! Observe the color...the shape...only $29.99! But wait! there's more! Order within the next 15 minutes, and we'll throw in a sword and shield! This, ladies and gentlemen, is an offer you can't turn down.

MasterLink
Bokoblin: I HAVE COME FOR YOUR PICKLE & TUNA ON RYE!!! Mwahahahaha!

tyler
Bokoblin: DANG! I need my wallet so when you beat the snot out of me you'll get some money

MiCrOn
Bokoblin: None shall pass!

ZeldaFreak
Bokoblin: I'm Tarazan! Hear my cry!!!!!!!

HazDawG
Bokoblin: one thousand and one, one thousand and two....argh, FAIRY BOY!

shadowknight
Bokoblin: BOO!!! Oh, did I make you cry? Heres a hanky. heehee.

Kojinka
Bokoblin: Hey Bob! I'm gonna chop off this kid\'s head and give it to Ganondorf for his birthday! How old is he? OVER 540 YEARS?! WOW!

Lee
Bokoblin: Pig Pile on Link!

Cam
Bokoblin: So that's what the thousand years of pain thing is!!!!!

robbie
Bokoblin: Peekaboo!

chris
Bokoblin: I need a hug

curious
Bokoblin: Okay now you jump on the trampoline and see if you can make me go as high as my brother... speaking of which where is he?

sukisuki
Bokoblin: Merry Christmas! "another Bokoblin can be heard crying off-screen"

HyrulianHero203
Bokoblin: I need to go poooooooootttyyyyyyyyy!!!

Noname
Bokoblin: "W00T!!"

virus
Bokoblin: We`ve caught you red handed

happy
Bokoblin: Tetra *sob* gave me a *sob* WEDGIE!!!

FrenchOwnsSpanish
Bokoblin: Slash the Bokoblin and win a free iPod nano! (Limited time only, Shipping & Handling costs Depends on location, restrictions may apply, your results may vary.)

Darth Ales
Bokoblin: WAIT YOU CAN'T COME NOW!!! THE GAME HASN'T FINISHED LOADING AND IT WILL FREEZE AND WE WILL BE STUCK FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!
Link: You're stuck in midair... OH NO IT IS HAPPENING!!!!

Boyan
Bokoblin: The fish was THIS big! I swear!

jaime
Bokoblin: yeeha cowhyhylian ride you horse.......? wheres your horse

superduper
Bokoblin: I knew puting fire crackers in my pants and sitting on a lit match was a bad idea!!!!

duh
Bokoblin: peek a boo!!
Link: EEEEK!!!

d...
Bokoblin: DO YOU NEED A HUG!!!???

Zora
Bokoblin: CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shadowknight
Bokoblin: I AM THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!! BOW TO ME!!!
Link: Yea, right.
*slashes with sword*

Prime 2.0
Bokoblin: Don't let go, don't let go, AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Dark
Bokoblin: I WILL NOW EAT ALL YOUR WAFFLES!!!!BWA HA HA HA!!!!

Salvatore
Bokoblin: ...And that's how I roll.

Fierce Deity
Bokoblin: Think fast! Capital of Sweden!

tpg1989
Bokoblin: KAMAKAZEEEEE!!!!!!

Maki
Bokoblin: A B C D E F G is it good so far? Hey are you even listening to me!

thepurplepirate
Bokoblin: Oo-oo-Pick me!! PICK ME!!!

Timmy
Bokoblin: where is the nearest restroom!!!!???

Linktimewidthtimesheight
Bokoblin: I'm a flying squirrel. WOOHOO!

Animerican
Bokoblin: Get out of the way, lil' boy! Us looking for and kidnapping cute blonde girls with pointy ears doesn't concern ya at all- so scram!
Link: O_O !!??

Me
Bokoblin: If you look really closly you can see a butt. A BUTT WITH NO BODY, OH THE HORROR!

Jane
Bokoblin: Hey kid, my parachute broke. Can you catch me?

chimparoo
Bokoblin: POOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! thank god for those liftoff beans !!

Random
Bokoblin: Freez, Hoo Haa

Secret
Bokoblin: Billy Blanks got nothin' on me

Leon
Bokoblin: Come give your papa a big hug

MiCrOn
Bokoblin: GOD! WHY DOES EVERYONE MISTAKE THAT I'M TETRA!?

KillerCottonKandy
Bokoblin: YAR! Beware my spikey speech bubble!
Link: Eep! Pointy edges!

Zelda Freek
Bokoblin: I see Londen I see France, I see Link's underpants!
Link: ...?
Bokoblin: Sorry, couldn't think of anything better to say.

Popcorn Faerie
Bokoblin: Gladiator!
Link: Hey, I saw that movie! It was-
SMACK
Bokoblin: Ewe, I have something on my shoe...

Coalar
Bokoblin: ME HUNGRY! ME WANT EAT!

Luke
Bokoblin: BANZAi!!!

mr.flachenheiner
Bokoblin: HEY! you! kid wearing the green skirt! could you help me out? I was bored simply waiting here for some kid that was wearing green and carried a sword and shield who was supposed to come and rescue that pirate in that tree over there, so I decided to practice my matrix moves but I got stuck in midair.

hmmm
Bokoblin: Your Momma!

Lenzo
Bokoblin: You may've defeated my brother and I, but when it comes to jumping jacks and aerobics, we're still the best!

Zerowing
Bokoblin: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Not so GEICO
Bokoblin: Quickly, to the Boko-mobile!

Zaros
Bokoblin: Looks like my bro' there has been using steroids...again.

SpanishOwnsFrench
Bokoblin: "Banza!"...er no. "Kamikaze!!!", Darn! I'm having trouble figuring out a good ambush exclamation.

Garo Master
Bokoblin: So much for the aerial preparation, now my sword is gone!

Igos Du Ikana
Bokoblin: Oh no! My parachute vendor is a rip-off artist!

mandy
Bokoblin: i love you this -------------- much.

Red Winged Xu
Bokoblin:

kamakaziplumber
Bokoblin: I can fly! Oh wait.... *CRASH*

Arsi
Bokoblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A green noob wearing PANTS!!!!

legendary
Bokoblin: Ah-ha! its me Robin Hood, Little John!!!

clipper
Bokoblin: freeze, sucka!

coolman
Bokoblin: now for jumping jacks, up and down.

Trevor
Bokoblin: Peek a boo

Aaron
Bokoblin: Oogidy Boogidy Boo

be
Bokoblin: SURPRISE

LtCmd.Lore
Bokoblin: Don't worry miss tetra, I'll keep this green guy away.

Henry n
Bokoblin: Come on Link, join in on the fun. We know there's no jump-rope, but you gotta pretend.
Link: ...Go on a noble quest, jump-rope with no jump-rope, go on a noble quest, jump-rope with no jump-rope... hmmm. Jump rope. =)

Maki
Bokoblin: Trick or treat! ...wait thats next week!

Katja
Bokoblin: I knew sitting on the fire-ant hill was a bad idea!

KKoro
Bokoblin: Eek! A man! This is a girls-only slumber party! Go away!

Jack
Bokoblin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


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