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In this famous fresco from a Temple in Hyrule, the Goddesses are depicted as breathing life onto the mortals they just created. What does one of the Hylians say during the creation process?
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The Best of the Bunch! (In order of hilarity)
sam
Hylian: STOP BLOWING! ITS LIKE A HURRICANE...though i shouldnt know what a hurricane is since it has yet to happen because the world was just invented but its still pretty bad!
grit1412
Hylian: Could you blow me some clothes?
Mysterious One
Hylian: Here for thy art Juli-...ets.
Christine
Hylian: Hylian 1: Wow! Talk about bad breath!
Hylian 2: I'm an Error!
M Warrior
Hylian: Can we invent clothes now?!
Someguy
Hylian: Those Goddesses are HOT!!
Movie Fan
Hylian: ...What was my line again?
Holder of the Triforce of Balance
Farore: IT'S ALIIIIIVVVVVEEEE! *thunder cracks in background*
pam t3h spam
Hylian: No, goddesses! Don't do it! We repent!
Other Hylian in back: @_@ Gaaaaack...garlic breath...deadly...
lyrid
Hylian: whoa! three giant women's heads blowing white air at me! ......i gotta stay off that wacky-tobacky!.
link
Hylian: hey ever heard of brthmints!!!!????
Crane
Hylian: Get me a woman!!!
bluelink7
Hylian: HURRICANE!!
Thunder warrior
Hylian: Where's my mommy!!
TP dude
Hylian: Jeez guys! Hold it in! I think I'm going to pass out!
kid
Hylian: man I don't know why i'm here!
Holden Caulfield
Hylian: AAAAAAAAAH! TOO. MUCH. WIND!!!
vomit
Hylian: I know we are very important but...Couldn't you make mint pills first, for YOUR sake Adan is puking!
Liam
Hylian: HOLY HURRICANE KATRINA!!
Link104
Hylian: WOOOW! TALK ABOUT BREAKING WIND!
Awkin
Hylian: Up, left, right - Stupid baton! UP, LEFT, RIGHT!!!
mr. T
Hylian: Stop it! Stop it!! You blew my clothes off you morons!!
Pecho Morfologico
Hylian: WHOA!Those guys have the Wind Waker!
(I think there Tingles because they robbed the Wind WAker
HH
Hylian: IHNALE ME!NO.I wasn't looking sexy...
Chris
Hylian: Breath mints. Your breath smells like Ganon...
Jake
Hylian: Man! For a goddess your breath sure does stink! Ever heard of a toothbrush?!
zeldaforever
Hylian: you know smoking is bad for you.... holy crap you killed the guy behind me! i told you!!!
Volvagia
Hylian: Oh man!! your breath stinks!!
your mom
Hylian: Damn, that was some wild party last night ... wait ... where are my clothes ... *looks at nude man next to him* please tell me we didn't ...
mich
Hylian: I should hug this pole tighter!
Luke Younge
Hylian: got altoids?
Lokes
Hylian: Foul breath! FOUL BREATH!
Din
Hylian: Praise! Praise! Why am I NAKED!!!
Fey
Hylian: No! This is my purple tree with a golden triangle on it! Get your own!
Angel
Hylian: Hm, that breath doesn't smell godly...
Gutennurgen
Hylian: Okay, okay! Ain't nothin' too big or too ornery for you to catch! But-
newbkyng
Hylian: Whoa, have you ever heard of Frisk Mints?
Tatl
Hylian: Yo, can I have one of those party noise maker things? I'll give ya 5 rupees!
Puffie Yuffie
Hylian: Umm, do you guys have some rupees? I'm poor, and a ps2, and a pair of rollerblades, and a 24x24 ft plasma TV, a waterbed, and a truckload of cheese?
Navi
Hylian: OH HEAL ME O' GREAT ONE! *gets blown away*
Nat the Yoshi
Hylian: 'Bout time!
not a hallway
Hylian: I'M ALIVE!
Neko-chan
Hylian: Breath mint?
rufus
Hylian: somebody could use a tic tac
That guy
Hylian: Ohh, Lordy! Must..hide..from..wind!
Zelda
Hylian: What the o dear... this is gona hurt
Raymie
Hylian: This is not wind waker!!!
Zero
Hylian: Brush your teeth or take a tic tac
George
Hylian: Hey, where's my party blower?
Denise
Hylian: Auntie Anne! Auntie Anne! IT'S A TWISTER!!!
Purpleseahorse
Hylian: We look like cows!
Billy bob joe
Hylian: What is this pole? And what's with the hyena behind me?
Deku Stick
Hylian: Gah! I liked the action icons better when they were in a neat little row at the top of the screen, not above a character's head!
MEmeeme
Hylian: Woo, here I am, naked, and it just HAS to be a freezing windy day.
ShadowVaati
Hylian: Your not going to blow me away, for I ain't no sailor!
Elmo
Hylian: Would you quit blowing me already?!
hyookami
Hylian: Have a mint, please!
Waffles
Hylian: Dont just lie down there! I need help holding this purple Triforce pole up!
Phoenix
Hylian: Stop trying to blow us away!
Saria-chan
Hylian: Yeesh! Get a mint!
LinktotheZ
Hylian: Goddess: Stomp humping that pole!
Hylian: But its so soft and squishyful!
Timestopper
Hylian: Whoa! Your breath is kicking, honey! TIC TAC on tree #1
alex
Hylian: I have to stop smocking those decu sticks, there messing me up
MagmarFire
Hylian: NOOOO! THE GREAT WIND STORM HAS COME! I DON'T WANNA DIE AFTER JUST BECOMING ALIVE!
medli20
Hylian: UGH, GET A BREATH MINT, SERIOUSLY!!! I... ack!! *dies*
Ashtar Flare
Hylian: don't blow my big lolly pop away.
flaminghalo
Hylian: are you spitting or blowing???
Alex
Hylian: Hey! Not fair! I want a giant noisemaker, too!
Potato King
Hylian: Wow, ever heard of a breathmint?
Keegan
Hylian: Oh!!!!!1 Talk about monster breath!
whoa
Hylian: NOOO!! Alright! Alright! I'll pay my taxes.
Shadowknight
Hylian: Hey, don't spit on me!
*They do*
Hylian: EEEWWW!!!
Anju
Hylian: I have life!Eek!Where's my clothes!?
EloelAroefel
Hylian: I have no ides what's going on, so I'll just hug this giant pole.
Aki
Hylian: Yay I´m alive! Happy birthday!...Yuck what´s that smell? Turn that breath around please!
Fierce Deity
Hylian: You, jerks! Stop flowing!!!
hihi
Hylian: Geez ya coulda taken a mint before breathing creation on us don't you think lady?
Eric
Hylian: Momy help me!
Tom
Hylian: And they told me I was full of hot air...
Hospicio
Hylian: Wow, someone desperately needs a tic-tac!
DarkZelda
Hylian: Hey? Think we can get some clothes here?
Mr. Smartypants
Hylian: AAGHH!!! TAKE A DAMN BREATH MINT!! GEEZ!!
Squal's son
Hylian: @o@ pretty trinagles...
Farore: ^__^ We did good.
Hylian:It's MINE!!!! My preciouse!!!
Nyrue:>__< Why do I have a feeling this whole triforce idea is gonna come back to bit us in the*Navi*.
Din: You worry too much.^^ What could possibly go wrong.
GameFreak
Hylian: Oh, that STINKS! Geez, you have bad breath! Okay, when was the last time you brushed your teeth?!
lord of all dragons
Hylian: Gee wiz. You mean I get a THIRD wish, too?
(shows the Triforce in his hand and Tingle dead on the ground)
king doopliss von termania
Hylian: im a king noooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Twilight Wolf 482
Hylian: Eeeww....That BETTER not be what I think it is...
link909
Hylian: can some one get mr a jacket?its FREZING!!!
NLink
Hylian: Help, I dropped my face!
Farore's Fire
Hylian: If the painters were going to make it always windy here, you'd think they'd at least given me a robe...
Cheetah Girls
Hylian: Farore: BOO!
Nayru: HYRULE SUCKS!
Din: YEAH, YOU ALL...Oh crud, they're waking up! Run, girls!
Soo...
Hylian: My name's Eve? What a crappy name!
Iww!
Hylian: Goddesses: GET OFF OUR POLE, PERVERT!
Kissy Poo
Hylian: Ugh, this kissing booth is hard to get to!
1080 Spin Attack
Hylian: GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU CRAZY GARDEN GNOMES!
Harashi
Hylian: Better from the attic than the basement.
x*TZ*x
Hylian: Whoah! Someone had too much garlic bread for lunch!
martin
Hylian: whoa,i better stop drinking too much...
Orca
Hylian: While you are at it, how about some clothes?
miggols99
Hylian: Eww! You really need a breath mint!
Luke
Hylian: wow! I. i'm the first of a new race I wonder what i should be called?? I know.. Frink!
godesses: How about Link?
Hylian: All right, Link! whats next? I have to wear green and go rescue princesses?
Seekcro
Hylian: I knew I should have worn my iron boats.
Monica
Hylian: OH GOD!! I mean goddesses!! I'm naked and I now understand what it means when they say' "I FEEL A DRAFT!"
Uh oh
Hylian: Why...do the goddesses...have their white bowling balls...out?
Yoko
Hylian: That's OK, now move the tree a little to the left!
Drieldwin
Hylian: Kids! Get inside the house! The Goddesses are having a spitting contest again!
Joe the Deku
Hylian: Aw man, I was perfectly hidden behind this pole...
Nevira Shadowfire
Hylian: Man...I know the goddesses are all-powerful and everything, but they really need some Listerine.
hikuro
Hylian: HEY IM NAKED! QUIT BLOWIN WIND AT ME!
Darth Ales
Hylian: AH HOLY COW IT'S PAMELA ANDERSON X3
i gotta lay off the deku pipe
Rainsinger Ainsella
Hylian: SORRY. I KNOW NOTHING.
The Sage of Nothing!!
Hylian: Bit of a draft here, ladies!
nintendo girl
Hylian: come with me lets fly lets fly away
new link
Hylian: ive gotta stpe drinking steak sauce!
Somebody
Hylian: that's special...
goobfishy is i
Hylian: I can see all the way up Farore's nose from here . . . and she needs to blow it, too!
JrP
Hylian: Where'd ya get the party blowers?
Minito
Hylian: sniff, sniff, Which one of you guys ate tacos?
Vaati
Hylian: You forgot to blow me a right hand!
JOE
Hylian: Must...escape...wind... *Hides behind pole* Ha! No life for me! My ancestors shall be called the Emos!
Spike
Hylian: (named Bob):
looks like good weather for kite fliying Bill.
Hylian(Bill): Bob! your clothes have been blone off!
Lieven
Hylian: Eew, garlic
Attack of the Killer Polka Dots
Hylian: Why are we wearing no clothing?
Spazztic Bunny Hood
Hylian: *hugs pillar* I love you! I love you as much as the goddesses, who are drawn ever so badly in this picture.
Jim Paladin
Hylian: Minty.
HH
Hylian: What... horrible breath! My wife is passing out, and your blowing me away, but the Triforce is MINE!
Enorym
Hylian: COLD! COLD
Kathryne
Hylian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I'M NAKED! THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!
Other Hylian: Nice view there.
Hylian: OMG THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE!
Goddesses: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mysterious One
Hylian: Wait a minute. Am I in the nude?!
ZV
Hylian: Woah!! Tic Tac please!!
three
Hylian: someone needs a breath mint
Evahn
Hylian: Ah, where are my pants?
Andy Rew
Hylian: Ahh...The sweet saliva of existance!
Prime 2.0
Hylian: Help, my tounge ith thuck to the pole!
Me
Hylian: AAAAAAHHH!!! I'm naked!!!!
princess of kito village
Hylian: Cold!Oh so cold!
Plushdoll Invincible
Hylian: *thinks to self* Hehe...do you think their naked under those clouds?...Hehe
Lemmy
Hylian: AAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!!! GIANT PEOPLE!!
HylianLuigi
Hylian: Oh, greates Goddesses! Whilt I verily doth appreciate thine creation of the world, the Power of Gold, and my humble self...
Could you at least give me some pants before you blow that cold air on me like that?
link
Hylian: hey! you three ever herd of breath mints!
HELP
Hylian: GIVE ME A MOUTH!!!!
Weirdo
Hylian: Damnit, I need a jacket.
Huh?
Hylian: Hey look! It's Snap, Crackle, and Pop!
Joey
Godesses:AAACCCHHHOOO!!!
Hylian:Gesuntiet.
MBone
Hylian: Tic-Tac anyone?
Jack
Hylian: Now i know how a mime feels!
