The Biggest, Coolest, and most Awesome Christmas Party EVER!

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:03 pm

Nope, here's a hint, though.

Oooooooh

Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia,

Lydia, the Tatooed Lady.

She has eyes that folks adore so,

And a torso even more so.

Lydia oh lydia, that encyclopedia,

Oh Lydia the Queen of Tatoo.

On her back is the Battle of Waterloo.

Beside it the wreck of the Hespherous, too.

And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue,

You can learn a lot from Lydia.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world,

If you step up and tell her where.

For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris,

Or Washington crossing the Delaware.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Oh Lydia oh lydia, say have you met Lydia,

Oh Lydia the Tatooed Lady

When her muscles start relaxing,

Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson

Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopedia,

oh Lydia the queen of them all!

For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,

With a view of Niagara that nobody has.

And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.

You can learn a lot from Lydia.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso.

Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso.

Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon.

Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on.

La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la

Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trilon.

Over on the West Coast we have Treaure Island.

Here's Najinsky a-doin' the rhumba.

Here's her social security numba.

{whistles}

Oh Lydia, oh Lydia that encyclopedia,

Oh Lydia the champ of them all.

She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.

The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.

And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,

For he went and married Lydia.

I said Lydia {He said Lydia}

I said Lydia {We said Lydia}

La La!

Really, she's Worru's oldest daughter, sent from the future, cause she wanted to meet her dad.

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Worru
STR 2 DEF 13 AGI 6 INT 1 SPI 1 HP 61 SPL 29

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:10 pm

...................WTF?

okay.....I give up...

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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:21 am

Sorry, Sakiko's taken. *smiles wickedly* but Zeze's free.

lol.

No need to worry, my arm would crack before even trying to chuck the bio book, anyway.

Party sounds koolios.

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<a href="http://desertcolossus.com/adventures/vi ... >Sakiko</a>

STR 3
DEF 12
AGI 1
INT 6
SPI 3
HP 33
SPL 57

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:22 am

You know, Saber's free

Although he wants a certain other right now...

Anyways, you can bet your last bottle of booze Burlo will be there.

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"I have no demon, no aura, no secret Godlike ability, no invincibility, and I'm not an unstoppable swordsman. I suppose I'm a rarity in Hyrule; They sure make them differently here than where I come from."SABERTACHE--Updated yet again.

MERCENARY SERVICE

HP-47
SPL-17
STR-5
DEF-17
AGI-3
INT-4
SPI-7
WILL-9

Sword DMG: 10
Spell DMG: 15

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:24 am

saber wants who? this is interesting!

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<a href="http://desertcolossus.com/adventures/vi ... >Sakiko</a>

STR 3
DEF 12
AGI 1
INT 6
SPI 3
HP 33
SPL 57

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:46 am

You'll see, maybe they'll be getting kinky under the mistletoe...?

Alright, anyways, I might make up a bunch of random people to entertain at the party, do some games, etc.

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"I have no demon, no aura, no secret Godlike ability, no invincibility, and I'm not an unstoppable swordsman. I suppose I'm a rarity in Hyrule; They sure make them differently here than where I come from."SABERTACHE--Updated yet again.

MERCENARY SERVICE

HP-47
SPL-17
STR-5
DEF-17
AGI-3
INT-4
SPI-7
WILL-9

Sword DMG: 10
Spell DMG: 15

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:23 am

Suhweet Lyos and Hurin will definitly be there (unless of course Real Life gets in the way yeesh) but I look forward to getting more aquainted with you guys' characters ^^!

anyone seen Sovelis lately btw?

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Lyos Svara
Hylian, Vagabond//:?:, L2
STR:2 DEF:15 AGI: 3 INT:7 SPI:2 SPL:7 HP:32
Spells: 11
Dagger: 7

No man is a failure who has friends.

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:36 am

I think something happened to him. We would always PM each other back and forth, but he hasn't replied back. Maybe his power went out or something. Mine was flickering yesterday.

And a party is never a party without Cathy.

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The perfect friends, the perfect enemies, the perfect team. Kayla and Cathy.

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:41 pm

Sabertache wrote:You know, Saber's free Although he wants a certain other right now...

Anyways, you can bet your last bottle of booze Burlo will be there.

Yay for Burlo!

Sabertache wrote:You'll see, maybe they'll be getting kinky under the mistletoe...?

You might be able to get her to come, but you'll never convince her to take a relationship so quickly.

Hmm, I might just come to see Saber crash and burn. XD

As for calling it a Christmas party....Personally, I'd call it Yule in Hyrule, but since this is non-canonical, what the hell?

Also, I call dibs on Nabooru.

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AC: 21; Spear DMG: 14; Bow DMG: 10; Bomb DMG: 7; Spell DMG: 12
Aria Sinwater {The profile's 7th part has been updated. 07/16/09}
A Lone Tent (Aria's Home)

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:07 pm

party!!!!!

Azador will join!!!
So kasei...Azi would lopve to have little drinking compentetion with you!!!!

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Azador Greenfield&Edward Ricardius
level 8
str =4 + staff ( 9) = 13
def =5 + tunic ( 10 ) = 15
agl =4
int =9
spi =3
hp: 33
spl: 28

spells:
fire - elemental burst lvl2 - shield lvl2

"I Remember the comfort felt in the dream....
Cherishing every moment....
But I lust for so much more..." - Azador -

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:40 pm

okay, all of the above is fine....

any suggestions on some games or funnies???

Ganondorf will be the best to manipulate, in my opinion...

Also, I would appreciate if I had someone TRUSTWORTHY to control Link during the party, same with zelda.....

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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:54 pm

I call dibs on Link!

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:06 pm

Perhaps I could be of assistance, Kasei. Organizer Extremist reporting for duty. However, I must juggle my own slew of characters as well. I volunteer for any underling jobs you need.

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STR-3; DEF(rating)-18; AGI-3; INT-5; SPI-3; SPL-42; HP-53

Orpheous' DMG
Deku Staff-12; Deku Boomerang-8(+1 chance to hit); Bomb-9; Magic-21

Orpheous - profile

Manning a defense - ongonig topic in my storyline

The Third Battle:Skirmish in the Highlands - ongoing war topic

Gossip Isle Expedition - ongoing piece of ZV's story

Into the Deep - ongoing Crusade topic

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:16 pm

I shall do Link if you want, Kasei, unless you want Sovelis to. Wait, Sovelis...

SOVELIS IS BACK? Finally, both you and Nitara returned around the same time...

Anyways, I say we have a contest to see who can Zelda-fy everyone's favorite Christmas songs the bestest. And we'll google the answers to make sure noone plagiarized.

HNS, you make Saber cry

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"I have no demon, no aura, no secret Godlike ability, no invincibility, and I'm not an unstoppable swordsman. I suppose I'm a rarity in Hyrule; They sure make them differently here than where I come from."SABERTACHE--Updated yet again.

MERCENARY SERVICE

HP-47
SPL-17
STR-5
DEF-17
AGI-3
INT-4
SPI-7
WILL-9

Sword DMG: 10
Spell DMG: 15

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:30 pm

Sorry saber, Sovelis called first, can I have you do zelda???

And that's not a bad idea, actually....

So, event-wise, we have:

main party,
Ganondordf serves punch (Still need someone to volunteer for gany!)
Christmas carrol contest!

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Worru Level 14 Joined: Experience: 2331 Class: Vagabond Ranger : 1060 TP: 2 [Items]	Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:03 pm Nope, here's a hint, though. Oooooooh Lydia oh Lydia, say have you met Lydia, Lydia, the Tatooed Lady. She has eyes that folks adore so, And a torso even more so. Lydia oh lydia, that encyclopedia, Oh Lydia the Queen of Tatoo. On her back is the Battle of Waterloo. Beside it the wreck of the Hespherous, too. And proudly above waves the Red, White, and Blue, You can learn a lot from Lydia. La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world, If you step up and tell her where. For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris, Or Washington crossing the Delaware. La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la Oh Lydia oh lydia, say have you met Lydia, Oh Lydia the Tatooed Lady When her muscles start relaxing, Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson Lydia oh Lydia, that encyclopedia, oh Lydia the queen of them all! For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz, With a view of Niagara that nobody has. And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz. You can learn a lot from Lydia. La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso. Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso. Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon. Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on. La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trilon. Over on the West Coast we have Treaure Island. Here's Najinsky a-doin' the rhumba. Here's her social security numba. {whistles} Oh Lydia, oh Lydia that encyclopedia, Oh Lydia the champ of them all. She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet. The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat. And now the old boy's in command of the fleet, For he went and married Lydia. I said Lydia {He said Lydia} I said Lydia {We said Lydia} La La! Really, she's Worru's oldest daughter, sent from the future, cause she wanted to meet her dad. _________________ Worru STR 2 DEF 13 AGI 6 INT 1 SPI 1 HP 61 SPL 29
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Kasei Level 18 Joined: Experience: 3353 Class: Boss//Final Boss : 587 TP: 5 [Items]	Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:10 pm ...................WTF? okay.....I give up... _________________ Kasei immune to poison "What does it feel like to be so...alive?" ~Kasei Stats Inert-See profile
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Sakiko Level 8 Joined: Experience: 614 Class: scholar//mage : 802 TP: 2 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:21 am Sorry, Sakiko's taken. smiles wickedly but Zeze's free. lol. No need to worry, my arm would crack before even trying to chuck the bio book, anyway. Party sounds koolios. _________________ There is nothing to lean on. Memories fade away with time. People die. Friends become enemies. There is nothing, nothing in the world that lasts. <a href="http://desertcolossus.com/adventures/vi ... >Sakiko</a> STR 3 DEF 12 AGI 1 INT 6 SPI 3 HP 33 SPL 57
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Sabertache Level 11 Joined: Experience: 1259 Class: Grunt//Nomad : 1520 TP: 3 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:22 am You know, Saber's free Although he wants a certain other right now... Anyways, you can bet your last bottle of booze Burlo will be there. _________________ "I have no demon, no aura, no secret Godlike ability, no invincibility, and I'm not an unstoppable swordsman. I suppose I'm a rarity in Hyrule; They sure make them differently here than where I come from."SABERTACHE--Updated yet again. MERCENARY SERVICE HP-47 SPL-17 STR-5 DEF-17 AGI-3 INT-4 SPI-7 WILL-9 Sword DMG: 10 Spell DMG: 15
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Sakiko Level 8 Joined: Experience: 614 Class: scholar//mage : 802 TP: 2 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:24 am saber wants who? this is interesting! _________________ There is nothing to lean on. Memories fade away with time. People die. Friends become enemies. There is nothing, nothing in the world that lasts. <a href="http://desertcolossus.com/adventures/vi ... >Sakiko</a> STR 3 DEF 12 AGI 1 INT 6 SPI 3 HP 33 SPL 57
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Sabertache Level 11 Joined: Experience: 1259 Class: Grunt//Nomad : 1520 TP: 3 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:46 am You'll see, maybe they'll be getting kinky under the mistletoe...? Alright, anyways, I might make up a bunch of random people to entertain at the party, do some games, etc. _________________ "I have no demon, no aura, no secret Godlike ability, no invincibility, and I'm not an unstoppable swordsman. I suppose I'm a rarity in Hyrule; They sure make them differently here than where I come from."SABERTACHE--Updated yet again. MERCENARY SERVICE HP-47 SPL-17 STR-5 DEF-17 AGI-3 INT-4 SPI-7 WILL-9 Sword DMG: 10 Spell DMG: 15
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Lyos Level 2 Joined: Experience: 67 Class: Vagabond : 133 TP: 0 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:23 am Suhweet Lyos and Hurin will definitly be there (unless of course Real Life gets in the way yeesh) but I look forward to getting more aquainted with you guys' characters ^^! anyone seen Sovelis lately btw? _________________ Lyos Svara Hylian, Vagabond//:?:, L2 STR:2 DEF:15 AGI: 3 INT:7 SPI:2 SPL:7 HP:32 Spells: 11 Dagger: 7 No man is a failure who has friends.
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guardianof fire45 Level 12 Joined: Experience: 1772 Class: scholar/scribe : 5091 TP: 0 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:36 am I think something happened to him. We would always PM each other back and forth, but he hasn't replied back. Maybe his power went out or something. Mine was flickering yesterday. And a party is never a party without Cathy. _________________ The perfect friends, the perfect enemies, the perfect team. Kayla and Cathy.
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Kokiri Wolf Level 7 Joined: Experience: 471 Class: Vagabond//Ranger : 257 TP: 1 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:41 pm Sabertache wrote:You know, Saber's free Although he wants a certain other right now... Anyways, you can bet your last bottle of booze Burlo will be there. Yay for Burlo! Sabertache wrote:You'll see, maybe they'll be getting kinky under the mistletoe...? You might be able to get her to come, but you'll never convince her to take a relationship so quickly. Hmm, I might just come to see Saber crash and burn. XD As for calling it a Christmas party....Personally, I'd call it Yule in Hyrule, but since this is non-canonical, what the hell? Also, I call dibs on Nabooru. _________________ Lvl: 7; HP: 42; SPL: 17; STR: 2; DEF: 16; AGI: 5; INT: 3; SPI: 2; Will: 9 AC: 21; Spear DMG: 14; Bow DMG: 10; Bomb DMG: 7; Spell DMG: 12 Aria Sinwater {The profile's 7th part has been updated. 07/16/09} A Lone Tent (Aria's Home)
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jarod the dark mage Level 8 Joined: Experience: 718 Class: scholar // mage : 854 TP: 2 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:07 pm party!!!!! Azador will join!!! So kasei...Azi would lopve to have little drinking compentetion with you!!!! _________________ Azador Greenfield&Edward Ricardius level 8 str =4 + staff ( 9) = 13 def =5 + tunic ( 10 ) = 15 agl =4 int =9 spi =3 hp: 33 spl: 28 spells: fire - elemental burst lvl2 - shield lvl2 "I Remember the comfort felt in the dream.... Cherishing every moment.... But I lust for so much more..." - Azador -
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Kasei Level 18 Joined: Experience: 3353 Class: Boss//Final Boss : 587 TP: 5 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:40 pm okay, all of the above is fine.... any suggestions on some games or funnies??? Ganondorf will be the best to manipulate, in my opinion... Also, I would appreciate if I had someone TRUSTWORTHY to control Link during the party, same with zelda..... _________________ Kasei immune to poison "What does it feel like to be so...alive?" ~Kasei Stats Inert-See profile
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Sovelis Level 18 Joined: Experience: 3377 Class: Scholar//Mage : 1249 TP: 2 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:54 pm I call dibs on Link!
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Orpheous(anew) Level 14 Joined: Experience: 2236 Class: Scholar//scribe : 1060 TP: 1 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:06 pm Perhaps I could be of assistance, Kasei. Organizer Extremist reporting for duty. However, I must juggle my own slew of characters as well. I volunteer for any underling jobs you need. _________________ Orpheous' Stats STR-3; DEF(rating)-18; AGI-3; INT-5; SPI-3; SPL-42; HP-53 Orpheous' DMG Deku Staff-12; Deku Boomerang-8(+1 chance to hit); Bomb-9; Magic-21 Orpheous - profile Manning a defense - ongonig topic in my storyline The Third Battle:Skirmish in the Highlands - ongoing war topic Gossip Isle Expedition - ongoing piece of ZV's story Into the Deep - ongoing Crusade topic
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Sabertache Level 11 Joined: Experience: 1259 Class: Grunt//Nomad : 1520 TP: 3 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:16 pm I shall do Link if you want, Kasei, unless you want Sovelis to. Wait, Sovelis... SOVELIS IS BACK? Finally, both you and Nitara returned around the same time... Anyways, I say we have a contest to see who can Zelda-fy everyone's favorite Christmas songs the bestest. And we'll google the answers to make sure noone plagiarized. HNS, you make Saber cry _________________ "I have no demon, no aura, no secret Godlike ability, no invincibility, and I'm not an unstoppable swordsman. I suppose I'm a rarity in Hyrule; They sure make them differently here than where I come from."SABERTACHE--Updated yet again. MERCENARY SERVICE HP-47 SPL-17 STR-5 DEF-17 AGI-3 INT-4 SPI-7 WILL-9 Sword DMG: 10 Spell DMG: 15
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Kasei Level 18 Joined: Experience: 3353 Class: Boss//Final Boss : 587 TP: 5 [Items]	Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:30 pm Sorry saber, Sovelis called first, can I have you do zelda??? And that's not a bad idea, actually.... So, event-wise, we have: main party, Ganondordf serves punch (Still need someone to volunteer for gany!) Christmas carrol contest! _________________ Kasei immune to poison "What does it feel like to be so...alive?" ~Kasei Stats Inert-See profile
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