OOC: Alright, well, I'm going to just go ahead and end this topic with this post. My story will continue, fear not, but since most of the people here aren't around anymore to respond I'm taking this topic into my own hands. Don't worry, it actually turns out just fine.
IC: Sensing a general feeling of agreement throughout the group, Victor figured they would all join him outside as backup against... whatever creature enjoys tossing boulders at Inns. Still, he grasped his harp a bit tighter. Whatever it was wanted his instrument. He almost felt that he should leave it inside the Inn, if only because the unseen enemy would have a harder time getting at it that way. But then it would probably get stolen, or damaged, or taken to the lost and found and never seen again, and the Bard simply could not stand that idea. So instead he tightened the strap holding the harp on his back and unsheathed his dagger, motioning with his head towards the Inn entrance and taking a few careful steps in its direction.
Outside was a large Goron. Or, rather, an extremely large Goron clad in black robes, with sinister-looking scars across his exposed face and another ridiculously large boulder held above his head via his two, equally ridiculous and also large arms. Some Inn patrons who had perhaps exited the Inn looking for a relaxing stroll in the forest were running around, panicking, flailing their arms, or some combination of the three. The Goron calmly snarled in the direction of the Inn's doorway, which framed the slender, trembling figure of a Hylian Bard.
"Eek," he squeaked softly, as if the Goron had not yet noticed him standing in plain view.
But at that very moment, a group of adventurers began to exit the Inn behind him. Celine had a spell already glowing in her hands, itching to be fired at its target, and all manner of swords, shields, staves, and weapons were readied in the other adventurers' hands. Victor glanced backwards a few times towards this ragtag group of comrades, and he eased up a bit. No matter how powerful this Goron was, they still had numbers on their side. Of course, they would need it, for it seemed no one man would be capable of defeating this particular Goron. A new air of quasi-confidence instilled in the Bard, he lifted his dagger in the direction of the new enemy and opened his mouth to deliver a rousing battle cry that would spur the team to victory against this behemoth, and would go down in history as "Victor Yell", and would be heard mimicked in the voices of children who were, in their imaginations, the legendary hero Bard called Victor.
Of course, this epic cry never actually left his lips. For, just as he was about to deliver it, another was heard above their heads.
Out from the treetops, or the Inn roof, or some unknown high place came the source of this other yell, a dashing young Sheikah glad in gold-plated armor and a green, feathered hat and swinging on a rope towards the very menace Victor and his group were about to confront. The Bard glanced up at this man, his mouth still open but his dagger now drooping, and recognized him to be Eximius Validus. He frowned.
But Ex smiled confidently as he swung down upon the now-confused Goron. The Vassal wasted no time in pulling out his hand-crafted hammer, beautiful in all its wooden glory with its iron heads gleaming in the moonlight. Celine quietly swooned and, hearing this, Victor's frown grew downwards. Eximius did not notice any of this, however, for he was concentrating on the boulder above the Goron's head. The Sheikah waited until the peak of his swing to release the rope and tumble through the air as smoothly as a Rito. Then, just as he reached the front of the boulder, he lifted his hammer, cracked a wide smile, and shouted,
"Only those without sin should be throwing stones!"
And, without further hesitation, brought his hammer squarely down upon the top of the Goron's boulder. Eximius fell to the ground but landed on his feet, only to look straight into the eyes of the Goron, his smile never faltering. For a few moments there was only stunned silence; then a quiet crackling sound could be heard. A few of the panicking patrons (who had now stopped to witness a spectacle they would recite to their children and their children's children) looked suddenly towards the Inn, thinking that it was caving in on itself. But in reality, the crackling came from the boulder that had yet to be thrown. This crackling turned to cracking sounds, which were mirrored in the thin veins spreading down the boulder from the top. These veins quickly turned to small fault lines in the rock, until the cracking sounds were replaced by a loud snap as the boulder fell away as mere rocks in the Goron's very hands.
As these stones tumbled to the ground a look of equal parts shock and awe could be seen on the behemoth's face. Eximius merely smirked. Victor gaped unabatedly as his dagger fell to the ground with a weak clang. The Inn patrons shared the Bard's response, until it happened. The Goron, which had threatened the very wellbeing of an entire building only moments before, took off down the forest road with a squeal. Then the patrons began to cheer frantically, gathering around Eximius and showing their gratitude in the form of shrieks and chants. Eximius tried for at least five full minutes to wave them down before successfully quieting them, only to reply,
"Well, it looks like I got here right on time."
"He obviously doesn't see the other huge boulder inches away from the Inn," Victor thought, though his mouth remained open. Eximius continued,
"I came for Victor Vir, the one who owns the Harp this Goron was after. He around?"
Glancing through the crowd, Ex found Victor by the soft glint of the pure gold that could be seen behind his back. He chuckled at the expression on the Bard's face and spoke to him.
"We have matters to discuss. When you come to your senses, look for me in the fields. I think I might be able to help you..."
And with that, Eximius Validus slipped his hammer into the harness on his back and walked away from the Inn, never looking back, but still displaying the same confident grin on his face.
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After another ten minutes passed, Celine threw a worried look in the direction of Victor's face. His mouth still hung agape, some spittle forming at the corners. She waved a hand before his eyes, but he didn't snap out of it until she quietly spoke.
"Um... maybe we should follow him?"
Still a bit dazed, the Bard closed his mouth and wiped his lips with a sleeve. He glanced around to get his bearings, as though he had left at some point, but found he was still in the frame of the Inn's doorway. He did hear Celine, though, so he answered,
"Yeah, sure. I suppose."
He looked back at his group, then, and with an almost apologetic look on his face he said,
"I... I guess I didn't need your help after all. I think we're going to try and find this Eximius guy next, so if anyone's interested... just look for us in the fields sometime too."
With that, he picked up his dagger, sheathed it, and began to stagger down the forest road, Celine right beside him, neither of them quite sure what had just happened, but both of them sure they had just found a powerful ally.
OOC: There! This topic is DONE! But feel free to post reactions to the events that occurred. Next topic will go up soon if all goes well. Let's get this thing started up again, eh?!
