"Well...whatever you guys call it, I call it DEAD KITTY if it makes a mess in my house." Sovelis said as he grabbed a pan and started to fry up the fish. "And no...I already have a dog. Kinda...It is an animal familiar that I created from the bones of my dead dog from home...before I wasted the planet." The fish filled the small kitchen with a delightful smell, and Sovelis was frying the fish to a golden brown color.

"Arrika, will you make some salad....or something with veggies in it? You kids need your greens." Sovelis said, acting kind of mature.

"No we don't. Meat's way better for you," Seth said.

Arrika searched the cabinets for vegetables, pulled out another cutting board and knife and chopped everything together with amazing speed and accuracy. "Which is why you're so short." Seth did nothing to retaliate upon seeing the huge knife she was using.

"Can you at least put a ton of dressing on it?" Seth said. "It's like eating weeds otherwise."

Arrika sighed but dumped huge globs of ranch in the bowl with the chopped greens she had swept in a second ago. "Happy now?"

"No," the green-haired theif said, determined to be defiant to the end.

"Didn't think so..."

"I eat my veggies. How do you think I'm in such good shape at fifty six?" Sovelis said, getting the fish out of the skillet. "Morendo. Will you put some plates on the table while I get the glasses and some wine?" he asked, looking at the Twili as he put the fish on a plate, and on the table. "Lets see...Zora wine, or some of my own special blend?" he asked himself as he wandered towards a small door next to the cabinets.

He opened it and went down into the wine cellar, to get something that they all could get drunk off of.

Morendo looked blankly at him as if she might refuse, but did as she was asked when Ralin giggled, remembering the pixie's jeers that she couldn't take care of herself in the real world without a dozen maids.

Seth hopped on his chair with a grin, eying the fish with an overjoyed gleam in his eye.

"You're drooling, Seth," Arrika commented, and the green haired thief wiped away a trickle of saliva that was threatening to spill from the corner of his mouth.

Sovelis cam back into the kitchen, carrying three large bottles that seemed covered in a thick layer of dust. "And your going to eat at least a small bowl of salad. Or no desert." Sovelis said, sounding Fatherly to the Hylian boy. "If you don't get the proper nutrients, you can get sick easily, and not have as much strength. Green food is good for you." He said as he dusted off the bottles wit a hand towel. "Some strong stuff. Chateaus Picard Circa twenty-one oh four. A deep, red wine with full body and a sweet aftertaste " Sovelis set the bottles down on the table and got five wineglasses, and a wine bottle opener.

Arrika looked with interest at the alchohol and as Seth's attention was momentarily disrupted piled a small hill of salad on his plate, glaring at him when he tried to protest. "You are skinnier than I am, you know."

"'Cuz all girls starve themselves 'cuz they think they're fat," Seth responded, looking with distate at what he considered weeds.

"I do not starve myself! It's everyone else that's starving me! And I'm not fat," she added. "If you want, shut your eyes and eat the greens first, then wash it down with fish. It'll be gone before you know it."

Seth grimaced but did as he was told, choking down the salad and making a face the entire time. A split second after it had disappeared from his plate a chunk of fish was in his mouth.

Ralin skipped to the table and sat down, still glancing back at the moon every now and then, but her attention was mainly on the fish in front of her. She grabbed it with her bare hands and chomped down viciously, and you can almost picture her doing the same but with a fellow Twili. "Tastes... okay... it's weird to eat anything without blood though..."

Morendo sat down at an empty chair but still refused to eat.

"Your going to get hungry if you don't Eat, Morendo....at least have some wine!" Sovelis said happily as he poured some for everyone. His glass was somewhat larger than everyone else's, and so he filled his all the way. "Good salad Arrika. To bad some people don't like veggies like their teacher does." he mumbled, his mouth full of green leaves and tomato slices. He swallowed the mouthful and stuffed half his fish in his mouth at once. "MMMmmmm!!!!" he mumbled as he chewed happily at the fish. Good thing he had taken the bones out, or this meal might have been his last.

Seth was down an instant later and hopped off his chair to sit on the floor and play with Sauron again, feeding him scraps of fish. "No, I don't like it and I'm never eating that pile of weeds again," he said stubbornly.

"Doncha wanna drink?" Arrika said with a sly grin, fish halfway in her mouth.

Seth scowled. "No. I hate Sauron. I hope he overdoses on whatever he's on now and dies."

"How were we supposed to know you have a ridiculously low tolerance for alchohol? Besides, Kobas said you're not allowed to drink anyway. Stunts your growth."

Ralin chugged down the dark wine, some of it trickling down her chin and staining her skin a dark red. "What's up with you, Morendo? You're usually at lot more hyper than this."

"I don't know... I feel like there's this great pressure beating down on me..."

"Homesick already? Lame..."

"I am not homesick! It's just... different. And a lot brighter!" The former ruler of the Twili responded.

Sovelis Downed most of his wine and his cheeks flared a bright red. "Hehehehe...thats gewd stuff...Have some more Arrika. No harm in having a drink of wine!" he said, managing to pour more into Arrika's glass. Under his chair, one of the bottles sat, empty already from Sovelis drinking it. "So...Morendo? Whats wrong? You can tell us...We're like a big, dysfunctional family! We're here for you...or, at least I'm here for everyone else!" Sovelis said, somehow he was drunk already, despite the fact that he could hold several gallons of booze...

"I hate seeing drunks," Morendo said, disgusted and disappearing into the darkness of the rest of the house.

"Where 'ya goin'?" Ralin called, her speech slightly slurred. "I like wine... it looks like blood..." she giggled.

Arrika downed her whole glass in one gulp, her face getting noticeably redder and hotter. Sauron knocked over the empty bottle and chased it as it rolled across the floor. Seth soon fell asleep, the loss of a week's rest finally reaching him.

"Whoops!" Sovelis dropped his empty glass as he fell over and onto the floor. "Hehehehe...Shmaybe I shouldn't 'ave drank dat whole bottle?" he said, his speech slurring badly as he rose to his feet and looked at Arrika. "I-I'm going to go to bed now...I've had plenty to eat...and drink...YAH!" he seemed rather warm and happy, because he pulled on Arrika's arm and pulled her close for a drunken hug. "Maybe...I'll g-give you a wee backrub? Thats ma other...specialty." he whispered in her pointed ear as he nibbled gently on the tip of it.

A drunken Arrika viciously bit Sovelis on the lip, grinning and licking the blood off her own. She hiccoughed and fell over, colliding into her chair and falling over it. "Hah... Seth was right...only way you could-" She tried to stand up but fell over again, clinging to Sovelis's arm. "-Get a woman was to get her so drunk she wouldn't remember a thing-"

Ralin peered into the last bottle, which was now empty. Laughing in her high pitched voice again she chucked it across the room, falling off her chair at the crash as the glass shattered.

"H-How the hell *HICCUP* would Seth even know that?" Sovelis said, licking his bleeding lip, and tugging Arrika to her feet. "A-And I'm not gonna do that to you...Y-Your drunk. I'm not like that...I think..." he said, looking down at her as he stumbled to walk with Arrika towards the hallway. He was holding onto her hand that was squeezing his arm. "I'm not as womanizing as I seem, Arrika. Lets just...go to bed...and sleep. I'm not gonna try anything...too...sleepy...and drunk..." Sovelis was mumbling as he kinda pulled the young sheikah girl closer and squeezed her in another drunken hug.

"Either I'm...erm..D-Drunk...Or I'm Dreaming...Arrika?"

"Booo-oooth," she sang sleepily, tripping again and asleep before she hit the floor.

Seth rubbed his eyes as the glass shattered, his eyelids half closed. Poor kid. He really should get a bedtime. The smell of alchohol, which was familiar to him filled the air. We're all gonna be one massive headache tomorrow...Was his last thought. Sauron curled up next to him, licking his face, but the thief was too exhausted to move.

Sovelis looked down at the now asleep Arrika and laughed to himself. "Maybe I shouldn't have gotten the S-Super strong wine out? Guess it was *HICCUP* To much for the light-weights." He mumbled as he knelt down and picked up the sleeping girl. "Go put you in bed...then get Seth in bed...then show Ralin and Morendo to bed...I feel like...a parent or something...Hehehhee...Daddy Sovelis....thats funny!" the drunken man said as he climbed the stairs. Arrika's head came close to bumping the wall, but Sovelis kept her from hitting anything. "Whoops! That was close...C-Can't be knocking your head around...can I?" he said as he lay Arrika back on the bed in his room. He pulled her boots off and then looked down at her. "So beautiful....and so innocent...she should stay that way..."

Sovelis kicked off his boots and climbed over Arrika and into the bed. "Nighty night...hehehehe...like a parent...HA!''